mike toole

@michaeltoole.bsky.social

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chazz palminteri in the usual suspects dropping the mug
Michael Tracey with the most pedophile look you can possibly attain
My puppy on a playground barking at a gold statue of a schoolboy. There is no plaque so I do not know if this is a random boy or a deceased boy or what. It’s weird.
NYT headline reading “where is Iran’s highly enriched uranium?” followed by an ad for Skechers which makes it look like you have to choose which sneaker the uranium is in. I’m guessing third one down on the right.
Connor O’Malley I live in Tampa tweet: I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
Pros and cons list saying that not being able to use an app to wash your fucking dishes is somehow a con.
Pizza the Hutt from spaceballs. Not sure if he had a belly button
Can we skip to when he shoots himself in the bunker
Puppy in the snow
The Rock in the Moana remake. Looks like shit man.
NY Post describing Ilhan Omar as a “lefty congresswoman”
Norman Rockwell freedom of speech guy standing up to say that the JD Vance couch gag was never all that funny and needs to be put down.
Pelicans
it’s cool that the big four sports are all going on at once: baseball, football, frozen knife-booted bloodscape, and basketbal
Giant hand guy from the simpsons.
Heartbreaking worst person you know Onion guy
Dril “gotta hand it to them” tweet
Corporate American boulevard
Garbage sports guy Jay Mariotti with a 5:00 shadow where his widow’s peak should be.