Now would be the time for Herschel to post a reminder that if you tighten the cord at the top of the bag, and fasten the lid straps properly, all your confidential documents etc. won't fall out!
(I didn't know they were a BC company.)
I think she’s about to inspire an entire generation of budding writers.
If she can fail upwards so spectacularly with prose that would make AI blush, why can’t they?