Michaela Neville

@micnev.bsky.social

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highly disrespectful, increasingly caffeinated | social at WIRED, previously at SF Standard | opinions my own | she/her www.cmichaelaneville.com

A screenshot of Wired Magazine’s “Most Recent” page, including three stories with the following headlines: 1. Sam Altman's Orb Company Promoted a Bruno Mars Partnership That Doesn't Exist 2. US Senate Candidate Caught Insider Trading on Kalshi Says He Did It on Purpose 3. Cocaine-Fueled Wild Salmon Swam Twice as Far as Sober Ones
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A post from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Reposted by you lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.... • 17d “yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,”
Instagram post from local Bay Area news outlet KQED showing that Claude the albino alligator has died.
A screenshot of a news article reading: San Francisco Chronicle, e-edition Earth's sixth-largest earthquake since 1900 The magnitude 8.8 earthquake that struck the coast of Russia on Tuesday was tied for the sixth-largest earthquake on Earth since 1900, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. The Tohoku Earthquake that rocked Japan in 2011 was a magnitude 9.1 on the Richter scale.
Three posts from three rude people reading: “Ozempic is full force”; “Fuck you” ; and “Nice pancakes. Just like mom used to make.”
Tweet from Elon Musk’s America PAC reading, “BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem says ICE, in partnership with DOGE, has arrested two Ukrainian nationals for illegally voting in the 2024 election.”
Kristi Noem stands in front of a very crowded cell full of deported migrants who are stacked on three platforms.
A screenshot from the Spotify app with an auto-generated playlist titled “twee chin-stroking wednesday afternoon.”
Kristen Stewart wears a blue hooded cargo jacket.