Microbees

@microbees.bsky.social

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Not that kind of doctor. Full time engineer, part time gamer. I stream sometimes. Microbes, bees, frogs, and all things space.

Goose stares dramatically off to the side while laying under my blanket and refusing to move while I was attempting to make my bed today.
A picture of crochet amigurumi pieces. On the left is a prickly pear cactus and on the left is a barrel cactus with a tiny shovel. They are not particularly great, as Bess is still pretty new to crochet. But at least these aren't stuffed wrong side out like the frog.
Goose, the black lab and border collie mix, is curled up over the blankets but clearly up against something (Bees' legs). It's very cute and comfy and warm for both parties.
Warframe end of mission for The Circuit. The time spent in the circuit is listed as 2h 13 min and 38 s
A hand drawn frog is growing and holding a knife slightly smaller than it's own body. The frog is over a light pink background and there is dark pink text above that states "Sometimes violence IS the answer"
Goose is laying on top of Bees, who is curled up in the fetal position after forgetting to take ibuprofen before the IUD replacement appointment yesterday. Bees' forehead is visible behind Goose's back. The picture is somewhat blurry as the photographer could not see where it was being taken, but it looks as if Goose was the one taking the picture.
A screenshot of the end of excision. The radar shows only two fireteam members.
A plush of Frinos (Hades II) wears a dark blue doctoral cap.
Goose, the black lab and border collie mix, is laying on a bed facing away from the camera but has his head turned back to look at the camera. He looks like a sad, pathetic man.
Bees poses for a picture after officially becoming Dr. Bees.
A snip of a word doc (Bees' dissertation). Page 4 of 168. 50193 words
Two stills from the episode Bob's Burgers where Linda's parents come to stay with the Belchers and Bob hides in the walls. The top is Bob holding the Kuchi Kopi night light close to his face and speaking to it "You understand me, don't you, night light?". The second is Bob curled up in the corner of the walls captioned *sobbing*.
A frat boy is wearing a tank top, snapback, and sunglasses while indoors and throwing up a peace sign with both hands. He says "Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time."
A screenshot of two text messages. The first reads: "LOLs my card is locked for fraud activity so I couldn't do a wipe 4 DMG" and the second reads: "But ggs on the last dungeon and the flawless!!! Lol tenacious 💜"
An infographic for the charity stream! The graphic is a scroll that has a gradient going from a dark teal to bright magenta on top of a photo of a nebula. The top contains a frog holding a knife, alongside the description of the stream (D2 solo dungeon charity stream) and time (Saturday, September 27th @ 1PM EST/10 AM PST). The graphic then is split into two columns, one describing the incentives and the other the options on the wheel of pain. The incentives include: $2 for Bang!, $5 for Pick my shader, $10 for Swear Jar, $10 for Wheel of Pain, $15 for Choose my loadout, $25 for Character swap of your choice, $25 for Abby's Wipe4DMG, $50 for Wipe and swap to a dungeon of your choice, and $50 for Spin to delete a bow. The wheel of pain includes: ban an action, ranDIMize loadout, swap keybinds, choose weapon, max sensitivity, min sensitivity, choose DPI, no HUD, swap to controller, no glasses, no bows. The graphic then has a series of D2 dungeon title seals that Bees is working towards during the stream: Delver, Discerptor, GHOUL, Harbinger, Wrathbearer, and Unleashed. The graphic then lists the goals and giveaways: $50 for a D2 2025 Legacy Collection giveaway, $75 for a Palia mystery outfit giveaway, $100 for Humble Bundle games giveaway, $200 for a painting stream and painted ghost shell giveaway, $300 for a 2 guardians, one keyboard solo Duality stream, $400 for an IRL Palia Plushie giveaway, $500 for deleting a favorite bow, $600 for a painted ghost shell giveaway, $700 for an IRL Palia plushie giveaway, $800 for deleting a favorite bow, $900 for a competitive only stream, $1000 for deleting a favorite bow, $1100 for streaming a PvP game of chat's choice, and $1200 to delete a favorite bow. Off to the side is the gremlin emote. Giveaways are 1 entry per $5 donated and will be drawn on October 4th, winners will be DMed/emailed. At the bottom of the graphic includes a QR code to the tiltify campaign, a description of CARE, and CARE's logo.
An infographic for the charity stream! The graphic is a scroll that has a gradient going from a dark teal to bright magenta on top of a photo of a nebula. The top contains a frog holding a knife, alongside the description of the stream (D2 solo dungeon charity stream) and time (Saturday, September 27th @ 1PM EST/10 AM PST). The graphic then is split into two columns, one describing the incentives and the other the options on the wheel of pain. The incentives include: $2 for Bang!, $5 for Pick my shader, $10 for Swear Jar, $10 for Wheel of Pain, $15 for Choose my loadout, $25 for Character swap of your choice, $25 for Abby's Wipe4DMG, $50 for Wipe and swap to a dungeon of your choice, and $50 for Spin to delete a bow. The wheel of pain includes: ban an action, ranDIMize loadout, swap keybinds, choose weapon, max sensitivity, min sensitivity, choose DPI, no HUD, swap to controller, no glasses, no bows. The graphic then has a series of D2 dungeon title seals that Bees is working towards during the stream: Delver, Discerptor, GHOUL, Harbinger, Wrathbearer, and Unleashed. The graphic then lists the goals and giveaways: $50 for a D2 2025 Legacy Collection giveaway, $75 for a Palia mystery outfit giveaway, $100 for Humble Bundle games giveaway, $200 for a painting stream and painted ghost shell giveaway, $300 for a 2 guardians, one keyboard solo Duality stream, $400 for an IRL Palia Plushie giveaway, $500 for deleting a favorite bow, $600 for a painted ghost shell giveaway, $700 for an IRL Palia plushie giveaway, $800 for deleting a favorite bow, $900 for a competitive only stream, $1000 for deleting a favorite bow, $1100 for streaming a PvP game of chat's choice, and $1200 to delete a favorite bow. Off to the side is the gremlin emote. Giveaways are 1 entry per $5 donated and will be drawn on October 4th, winners will be DMed/emailed. At the bottom of the graphic includes a QR code to the tiltify campaign, a description of CARE, and CARE's logo.
Goose, the black lab/border collie/some sort of hound mix, is approaching the camera. He has a grey harness on that is attached to a green biothane leash. He is very goofy looking, with his tail crooked in the air, feet somewhat splayed out, and mouth open. Goose is standing on some rock like steps that were added to allow easy access to a creek. Trees with various fall colors of leaves are in the background
A three panel meme of Peter Parker(Andrew Garfield) and Mary Jane. First panel: Mary Jane is on the verge of tears and says "tell me the truth... I'm...I'm ready to hear it." Second panel: Peter Parker (also on the verge of tears, with Mary Jane's hand on his face) replies: "You can't analyze data forever, at some point you have to write the paper." Third panel: Mary Jane, eyes closed and clearly in despair.
Bees' charity stream infographic. The charity stream is September 27th starting at 1 PM EST.
A selfie where Microbes looks off the side
A screenshot of a Steam achievement titled "Mane of the Hour" with a description "You've looted your first Star Quality Bluebristle Muujin Mane!" 2.2% of players have this achievment
Goose, the small black lab/border collie mix, is laying on top of Bees' legs with his legs wrapped around her right left. He laid down like this as she was attempting to get under the blankets.
Goose, a small black lab, is cuddled up to Bees in bed
A meme captioned "bye hot girl summer, hello deranged possum fall" with a picture of a possum with a piece of squash in its mouth next to several varieties of squash (pumpkins of various colors, winter squash, etc)
A two panel comic of a crow. In the first panel the crow is sitting up, with *INHALES* labeled above it. In the second, the crow looks to be yelling with "AAAAAAAA" coming out of its mouth.
A picture of a blurry Goose and Microbes. Microbes' face is squished preparing for possible goose licks.
Microbes hugging a bottle of LCMS optima grade methanol (i.e. the good stuff) because it was "her only friend now". Public service annoucement that, while similar to ethanol, which you know as alcohol, methanol should ABSOLUTELY never be drunk.
A TIC diagram from the MS, which is simply how much the mass spec is detecting at a given time. The step function from 14 to 16 minutes is very abnormal, as are the gaps around 18 and 19 minutes. Also the y axis label should be Relative Abundance but is spelled as Realitive Abundance.
Microbes is pictured in front of a closed fume hood. There are two red lights, one to indicate that air flow to the hood is not high enough to remove fumes, and the other to indicate that it is alarming despite being closed.
A screenshot of an R function written by Microbes. There are many equations and variables and writing all of them here would destroy your text reader.
Microbes, 1000000% over all this bullshit
A screenshot of a drag queen with the original caption of "This doesn't make sense with my fantasy" being replaced by "This data doesn't make sense with my fantasy."
Microbes, tired and a little awkward, sorta poses in front of her system
Screenshot of a phone alert stating "Heat Advisory" from the National Weather Service
A crop of a text message that has a picture of two little frog figurines on a metal cylinder. The text says "these can only be from you" with a smiley face at the end.
A crop of a text exchange that reads from the sender "I have been rear ended on the highway."
Goose sitting upright and looking like a total goober.
A screenshot of the file properties from Microbes' written portion of the thesis proposal. The main reason is the 10,629 minutes of editing time. That's 177 hours. Don't do a PhD kids
A cute cartoon of a happy cloud (?) driving a blue car with a happy shark in the passenger seat by mahoukarp. It is captioned with "The horrors persist but so do I"
A picture of Microbes' shoes which currently includes a walking boot on her left foot.
A screenshot from Monster Hunter: Wilds with Microbes' hunter and palico Maple. Her hunter is equipped with the basic armor set and the palico with a scythe, googles, and an outfit that makes her look like an octopus. The outfit jiggles every time Maple moves.
Microbes and Rocket posing for a picture together after the game is over.
Window view of the right wing as the flight is climbing to altitude over LA
Microbes, pale from lack of sleep, in her frogbert bucket hat, ready to take on the day even tho she's not really sure if she got any sleep.
Microbes after the incident that started to make her regret choosing this place to stay
Microbes looks off to the side while at her airport gate that's she's been at for over an hour. Boarding won't take place for another 30 minutes and she wants to go to bed.
The three panel man and child on a bench meme from inception. The first panel with the child crying is captioned "I don't want to write my thesis.". The second panel with the man talking to the child is captioned "you need a thesis to graduate and finish your degree." The final panel is just the man hugging the child. I too want a hug.
A screenshot of some text messages from a friend. The first reads "Birth good. Have worn". The second corrects the first message's worn to worm. A video of the friend's dog Lilo is attached below. Lilo is a small Samoyed mix with several brown spots. Lilo is laying sideways in the snow trying to eat it while curled around her back and not front.
Jav, Rockets, and Microbes attempt to pose for a selfie after the contest clear. You can see microbes in the foreground and Jav standing on the boss. Rockets fell off behind the boss. And then we ran out of time to take another when I found the selfie emote.
Goose, the chaotic black lab and border collie mix shoves a blue collapsible ball into Rockets' phone, as he did when he posted to Bluesky for Rockets
Rockets and Microbes pose for a picture while at the game. Rockets' mask peaks out from under his beard.
A screenshot from a game with the text: "CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE."
A tweet from Josie and the Bussycats (@/josiestarlight) "Yeah these systems may be grinding you to the bone but you have to have good vib-" Frog emoji: knife emoji "Yeah people are shit to you but you still have to be kind and-" Frog emoji: knife emoji The post also contains a picture with a pink background captioned "Sometimes violence IS the answer" with a hand drawn frog that is frowning and holding a knife.
Bernie Sanders "I am once again asking meme" captioned with "to see pictures of your dog.
Cartoon meme of a person being dragged away from a yellow ball by a pink blob. The first panel has the person labeled "me" and the yellow ball "new game". The second panel has the pink blob labeled "Game I've completed multiple times"
Screenshot from Bluesky Roast The Final Take Wrapping up your story Key Strength: Your authenticity shines through in every post, whether it's a heartfelt message or a chaotic stream update. Charming Quirk: The way you seamlessly blend your passion for gaming with social awareness is like mixing peanut butter and jelly-unexpectedly delicious! Final Encouragement: "Keep the chaos alive, Microbees! Your unique blend of academia and gaming makes the Internet a far more interesting place-don't stop streaming, and remember to eat breakfast!"