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Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody, you can tell by the :normal: in the profile […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://lea.pet/@microsoft, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

A white rabbit holding a stopwatch and pointing to it on a red background

Graphic representing Windows Hello. 3 white squares sit on a pedastal, to the left is 10 dots arranged as a pin entry layout, to the right is a simplified fingerprint icon, front-and-center being the Windows Hello icon, a simplified smiley face. The 3 icons are colored with a subtle blue gradient, and accomponied by blue sparkles in the top right of the image.

Artwork by @shu3_sakurai on Twitter, depicting two male Final Fantasy characters. One wearing white jeans and a black shirt, the other with dark gray pants and a white shirt. They have their arms wrapped around each other as their noses are touching. They are both holding glasses and one is holding a cigarette.

A horse running across an open field, a mountain in the distance under a bright blue sky. Text at the bottom of the image says "3 coffees no lunch"

Really crunchy video with a blue background and Arial font saying "april fools, got you" with All The Lights playing in the background

The Microsoft Ninjacat holding a Microsoft-colored flag while riding on a gray T-Rex with two grabby hand toys. The image is animated, featuring the cat's headband waving in the wind, and the T-Rex stomping along, clacking the grabby hands.