Gavinski Camerova

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Mixing fact, fiction and puns. Enthusiastic about Bing search, Delay Repay and railway infrastructure.

A National Pubwatch poster showing a small pile of white powder on a dark surface with blurred facial features in the background. Bold edited text warns 'Don't Get Banned' and states that anyone causing trouble or using or dealing in 'pollen' in the premises will be banned from all venues displaying the sign. Contact details and a QR code appear at the bottom.
A parody bingo card titled 'Fringo' on a bright red background, arranged as a 4×4 grid of squares. Each square contains a short phrase referencing common Edinburgh Fringe Festival tropes, including train delays, flyers for free comedy, costly drinks, queue jumping, sudden rainfall, adapted TV shows, recycled political gags, student Shakespeare, unicycles, celebrities in the street, gospel choirs, irritating stalwart comics, tedious catchphrases, unimaginative show titles, buses honking at tourists and inexplicably popular newcomers. A small credit appears at the bottom.
A picture of the greenish-yellow backrooms with pieces of 'Lorem ipsum' meme text added crudely over the walls and ceiling. The image is captioned 'The Textrooms'.
Hydrangeas being watered from a purple watering can.
The 'Breaking News' caption from The National badly modified to read 'Hydration Break'.
Bottle of Heineken 0.0 marked 'Special Edition – Barcelona'.
Sheldon (left) and Penny (right) from The Big Bang Theory seated facing each other in a living room; Sheldon is labeled GARY and Penny is labeled RITA. A brown leather chair and a couch flank a wooden coffee table with a water bottle and phone; bookshelves and a DNA model fill the background.
The Peppa Pig headline above merged with the classic Adrian Chiles headline from The Guardian: 'I have a urinal in my flat and it has changed my life – so why are people appalled?'
Gavinski filling up a two-litre bottle with water, which mixes with the diluting juice inside.
Tall clear glass on a dark countertop filled with a yellowish‑greenish drink, with slices of citrus visible inside; a patterned white wall and kitchen cabinets form the background.
Two‑panel Drake meme. The top panel shows Drake in a red jacket against a yellow background, turning away with a dismissive gesture beside the text 'ALAN SHEARER'. The bottom panel shows him smiling and pointing approvingly next to the text 'ALAN PARTRIDGE'.
A still from Peep Show with Mark on an artificial football field. He is wearing a red apron, with an expression like he is challenging the person behind the camera.
Why are people so squeamish about a bit of food on a man’s face? Teddy is right, a discreet nod is enough. It’s better to beat around the bush than be too direct. Wyn, 63
A short film made by Gavin Cameron and influenced by Backrooms (2026). It shows a first-person view of someone going around the top level of a house, which is empty aside from a few items on the floor, and a cupboard full of household effects. There is no dialogue, aside from a surprised grunt at the end.
The two buttons from the Rock DJ video marked 'Robbie' and 'More Robbie' but badly replaced in meme text by 'Vale' and 'Port Vale'.
Screenshot showing the words 'spare' and 'rod' as muted on Bluesky.
A mock-up of a literary fiction novel with a watercolour painting of a lighthouse. The novel is called 'Dishcloths', with the tagline 'After 39 years apart, Charles and Alice meet again. But who should clean up their act?' The novel is attributed to a fictional author called 'Janey Terfman'.
The notorious photo where Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested. The man in a light suit on the left is labelled 'The host' in meme text, other men to the right are labelled 'The Judges', while Oswald himself is labelled 'The sacrificial poet'.
Digital display mounted outdoors on a metal frame, showing the words 'Information – Club.' on its screen with the time '10:57' to the right. The board is set against a partly cloudy blue sky.
Three‑panel 'You get how that's worse?' meme. Panel 1 (top) shows a man with a dismissive hand gesture beside the text 'You've added to landfill by throwing away all our plastic?' Panel 2 (centre) shows the woman beside the text 'Based on that one documentary I saw'. Panel 3 (bottom) shows the man pointing emphatically beside the text 'You get how that's worse, right?'
Abstract sculpture with a rough, organic form, shaped like an irregular hollow mound with an open cavity at the top containing hair. The surface is mottled in pale and darker tones, and the cavity contains fibrous material. It sits on a metallic pedestal within a gallery space with a wooden floor and a large light‑coloured backdrop behind it.
Two‑panel Drake meme in colour, with the top panel showing Drake turning away beside the word 'Poirot', and the bottom panel showing him pointing approvingly beside the word 'Brainrot', playing on the similar endings of the two terms.
A screenshot from the Grog panel 'The Pocket' where a character says 'Interesting!' but the word is appended with a 'u' in reference to Grogu.
I've no alt-text for once, but this is for an audience of one, and I'm certain he can read the text in the graphic.
Handshake meme with the left arm labelled ‘Snooker’ and the right arm labelled ‘Bread time’. The clasped hands at the top are captioned ‘Let’s have a break’.
A snooker table with the black ball over the pocket marked as 'Baize' in green text. There are eight red balls crowding it, all marked as 'Black ball' in white text. In a free space with just baize at the top-left of the picture, the words 'Red balls' appear in red.
Parody film poster styled like ‘Carol’, showing two women in a busy shop setting with blurred figures around them, overlaid with altered text that replaces the title with ‘It’s a Sandwich Carol’ and edits the tagline to read 'Some people irritate your life forever'.
Film poster showing Zendaya and Robert Pattinson posed closely together in front of a bookshelf, her hand resting on his chest, with their names prominently displayed above the title ‘The Drama’ alongside the credit ‘Written & Directed by Kristoffer Borgli’ and a release date of 3 April 2026. However, the name 'Zendaya' is over Robert Pattinson, and vice-versa.
Still from an old Dolmio advert showing a puppet with a large nose, thick eyebrows and a moustache holding a jar of sauce in one hand, set against a warm kitchen‑style background with food items visible and the slogan ‘WHEN’S‑A YOUR YBTG DAY?’ along the bottom.
The actor Mr T wearing his familiar gold jewellery with a shirt covered in silver sequins.
A still from a YouTube video captioned 'The Reasonable People by harry Josephine Giles'. However, part of this has been badly edited with meme text to say 'The Reader's Voice'.
‘Change My Mind’ meme with a Bluesky screenshot pasted over the centre of the table. The screenshot reads 'The Traveling Wilburys Did Not Take Place'. The person sits outdoors behind the sign, but the overlaid post fills most of the frame, showing the text against the familiar meme setup.
Two‑panel Drake meme edited so the top panel shows him turning away from the word ‘IPAs’, and the bottom panel shows him pointing approvingly toward the word ‘ISAs’, all against the usual yellow background.
The same picture, but with the top book badly edited with meme text to read 'Not sausage rolls but rolls with sausages' by Alec Finlay.
The road safety slogan 'It's 30 for a reason' badly edited with meme text so '30' now reads '25'.
A still of Gene Kelly from Singin' in the Rain (1952) where he swings from a lamp-post.
Meme image from the ‘four naan’ scene in Peep Show, showing a man indoors with a frustrated expression in a restaurant setting. New overlaid text reads ‘FIVE YEARS, CHANTELLE. FIVE YEARS?’ at the top and ‘THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN SORTED OUT IN THE FIRST FIVE DAYS’ at the bottom.
Record sleeve for Technotronic’s 'Pump Up the Jam', but crudely edited so the title reads ‘Pump Up the Jamb’. The artist credit has also been clumsily changed from ‘Felly’ to ‘Jelly’. A woman poses with crossed, jewellery‑covered arms against a warm-toned background, with the altered text arranged around her.
It all boils (ha) down to this: 15 years of friendship apparently isn’t reason enough to accommodate a good friend’s silly (dramatic, OTT, mildly germophobic) request. Amy, are you a real friend or not? Compromise, or get Brent his own kettle for Christmas. And Brent: wise up. A certain drabness? Puh-lease. Cat, 25
Meme-style image showing a sheriff’s tweet about a “large boulder the size of a small boulder” blocking a snowy road, but the word “boulder” has been crudely replaced with “run.” Below the tweet, a photo shows a huge rock sitting in one lane of a snow-covered highway with a sheriff’s vehicle nearby.
A still from Trainspotting with 'The worst toilet in Scotland', but badly edited with meme text to read 'The worst privy in the 19th century'.
The well-known Oprah Winfrey meme where she says 'You get a car,' to every member of the audience. The caption is: 'You have a point, and you have a point, and you...'
Three‑panel cartoon strip. In the first panel, a girl tells a boy she’s heard he’s working at a fishing‑supplies shack, and he replies ‘Yep.’ In the second panel she asks if they pay him well. In the third panel he holds up a small container filled with wriggling shapes and he replies 'They pay me in boy kibble'. This replaces the original text which reads 'They pay me in woims'.
Still from Peep Show showing David Mitchell’s character sitting in a restaurant, leaning forward with a tense, incredulous expression. The table behind him is set with wine glasses, plates and a single red flower in a glass. The ‘Peep Show’ logo sits in the bottom left corner.
Still from a split‑screen interview showing the interviewer on the left and Rishi Sunak on the right. Both are seated in a studio setting, dressed formally. Along the bottom, a caption in meme style reads: 'PM:' I went without a dishwasher'', replacing the original' I went without Sky TV'.
A still from classic TV show Blockbusters with Bob Holness smiling in front of the yellow game board with letters in hexagons.
Still from Peep Show showing David Mitchell’s character sitting at a restaurant table with a startled, incredulous expression. Overlaid meme text reads: ‘A HUNDRED YEARS, GABRIEL? A HUNDRED? THAT’S INSANE.’
A parody meme featuring the clown Pennywise from the film IT and the caption 'We all have pancakes down here'. Pennywise is humorously depicted emerging from a storm drain, beckoning with a mischievous grin. Above the drain, a person is shown being lured in. A second caption labels Pennywise as 'Tobias' and the lured person as 'Bluesky followers'.
Screenshot of the Google Play Store page for an app called Phonto – Text on Photos. The red app icon with a white ‘P’ and a pencil is shown at the top, with buttons to uninstall or open the app beneath it. A prompt invites the user to rate the app and write a review. The description states that it is a simple app for adding text to photos. Category labels and a star rating with download figures appear at the bottom.
Modified film poster of We Need to Talk About Kevin showing close‑up portraits of two characters against a dark background. Bold red text reading 'Big pile of clothes' has been placed over the original title area. The name 'Mabel' appears in white at the bottom centre, added over the existing credits to form the phrase 'Mabel is incredible'. Other poster elements, including actor names and award text, remain visible behind the additions.
Mark from Peep Show, captioned: 'Three times a day, Mabel? Three times? Thats insane!'
Circular diagram split into two equal halves. The left half is shaded light blue and labelled 'THE POEM', while the right half is unshaded and labelled 'THE POET'. The word 'POETRY' appears in large curved text across the bottom of the circle, spanning both halves.
Still image of the nighttime beach scene from the Barbie Movie with Ken and Barbie sitting by a fake campfire. He plays a guitar while facing her, who sits across from him. The ocean is visible behind them under a starry sky, and pink text above the fire reads '4 hours later...'.
A Vision Most Absurd At The Picture House By Gavin Cameron Oh Dundee, city of culture and light, I ventured forth on a Saturday night,  To a cinema grand on the old Seagate, To witness a film at a quarter past eight. Called “ Monty Python and the Holy Grail, ” I thought it perhaps an Arthurian tale. But alas! What comedy now was seen On the bright and silver screen. A knight mimed a horse to the claps of a shell,  And was told his father of elderberries did smell. A rabbit leapt forth with murderous bite, And slew brave men in the midst of their plight. A knight said, “ Ni! ” with terrible force, And demanded a shrubbery, of course. I gasped aloud, “ This cannot be right! ” For never before had I seen such a sight. Yet still I stayed, through jest and quip,  Whilst pop-corn I ate and drinks I sipped. I pondered the question, in which I did wallow, Whether 'twas a laden or unladen swallow.
That Grog panel with the man saying, 'INTERESTING.'
A news-style banner reading 'Breaking News', with the caption 'Comedian writes children's book'.
The cover of the album 'Ladies and Gentlemen' edited to add 'We got him'. The face of George Michael is replaced with Rossybobs.
Meme-style image showing a social media profile stat with bold black numbers: “999 followers 499 following.” The words “followers” and “following” have been humorously edited to start with a stylised “J,” reading as “jollowers” and “jollowing.”
A screenshot of poetry reading: she is not alone in this, and neither am I, but at one time, someone else stood here alone, raised their palms, turned to the camera, and became the stained glass window of a church. Meme text has been added underneath reading: I have wasted my life.
The album cover 'Ladies and Gentlemen' by George Michael, but badly edited to add 'We got him' in meme next. The image of Michael has been replaced with one of Saddam Hussein.