Mike

@miiiike.bsky.social

378 Followers 463 Following

My skeets are not for me to understand

Help_Our_Kids_Please❤️ reposted your post “I’m waiting until the statue of limitations is up
Calculator history showing that I needed help adding 0 to 154
Mitch McConnell and his wife in a picture that may or may not be AI. Some clues include: -holding beef? -weird smile -extra arm? -random hat - and someone peaking from behind a chair
Boston gay boy™️ skeeting about spending the next week in steamworks
Diva with a gun
Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act
Old man on a train with the text “this train smell like pussy soup and I ain’t got no crackers 🤔”
Kim Cattrall: I don’t want to be in a situation for even an hour
Post run shirtless and sweaty
Nun saying “I like to assist people like you and be a part of it”
A nun saying “Teach me your ways. Teach me your ways sister. You are top notch.“
Irish man explains how to convey emotions in Irish
Nancy Pelosi shining bright over BGB’s birthday morning
Sweaty sweaty man
Sweaty miiiike
My Pantone birth chart palette: Gemini Sun: Lemon signal Libra Moon: Dusty Orchid Leo Rising: Marigold Flash Leo Venus: Velvet Apricot
A business man stresses out about forgetting to iron his shirt
Guy in a duke shirt pointing a gun to his head
@braaaf.bsky.social screenshotting @miiiike.bsky.social screenshotting @bostongayboy.bsky.social skeeting the phrase “pizza came” with a pic of Nancy Mace presenting a picture of a pizza
Message: “@lerrrgan.bsky.social has blocked you”
A “massage therapist” is giving a “massage” that seems to just be grabbing the client’s bulge and poking his legs/crotch
@dnaforever.bsky.social : now watching: The Sheep Detectives A break in the thread @allirishreject.bsky.social : Get a big box of tissues @bostongayboy.bsky.social : yes for my load
A t-shirt that lists “Anaconda& Damascus Steel& Dong Quixote& Gluteus Maxx& Author Steve Rowland.” Everyone’s favorite strippers
A cartoon Instagram ad that features a fork in a path. The left path leads to clear sky and an inviting castle. The text over that side reads “dl trade 5 mins douching.” The right path leads to a dark and stormy sky with a creepy castle. The text over that side reads “fiber pills Metamucil 1 hr douching.”
A sunburnt thigh
I don’t really care if something good happened to you. It should have happened to me instead
lady gaga saying “talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it”
Big dumb idiot who decided he needed to run during a heat wave. Shirtless and very sweaty but happy it’s over
Dylan Efron arching his back like a slut
A poster for an event painting birdhouses at spiteful brewing in Chicago titled “painting for pride” it’s funny because painting could mean something else
Triplets turning an unknown age
A sweaty man that doesn’t know how to say no to running on vacation
Playlist full of sounds of people eating
Rihanna tweeted: “I’m enjoying some beautiful #titties….”
Man looks at the camera with concern
Bluesky license for @miiiike.bsky.social
Screen on text says “First attempt scrotal sunning” man naked in the sun with his legs over his head on a close up of his face says ”I just really don’t think this taint tanning’s for me like I think this is the last day” sweat drops from somewhere off screen onto his face
sweaty man is glad that he’s done running
A man looks at the camera with confusion and concern
A man lights his pants on fire and then takes them off as he struggles to put out the flames
A man in gray sweats and a beige t-shirt hangs upside down by his feet. He has a significant amount of back sweat and a thick line of swass. A “therapist” grabs him by the hips and shakes him as he lets out a Luigi esque moan. The “therapist” then maneuvers around and grabs the man’s hands and starts twisting his whole body. You don’t know if this feels good or what role you would do but you know want to try it.
A man sitting outside with a beer and his pants around his ankles contemplating the mistakes of a past life
BGB skeeted “making blue raspberry ice pops 😋” with a picture of windshield washer fluid *eph replied to the thread “that’s why i be shootin 6 feet”
A DM from my beloved Natasha Kate telling me that I look handsome
Known perv, Berry bride replied “I bet your balls would look so good crushed” to a completely unrelated skeet
BGB: “hot therapist said he likes when I c**” Lady Gaga: “I can’t stop c**ing. We did it”
Zoomed in version of the picture I’m replying to that shows a guy staring into the camera
Skeeter @miiiike.bsky.social dropping hints that his birthday is in 11 days
A sweaty sweaty man stuns in post 25 min run selfie
Screenshot that reads “Unsubscribe failed! There is an error processing your request.”