Mike

@mike.thinkersec.com

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I work in cybersecurity but I live in literature, art, and science.

Picture of the illegally rebranded John F Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts where Trump had added his name but Trump's name is covered with a black rectangle just like in the Epstein files.
Screenshot of the "Self-service upgrade to Okta Identity Engine, promising a one click upgrade with zero downtime! Do you believe it? Are you willing to take that chance?
Screenshot of Windows' MFA prompt saying "Touch your security key" This seems a little forward, don't you think?
Screenshot of a Threads post by @pamelacomedy saying "Sometimes I think about how Spanx gave their employees first class tickets anywhere in the world plus 10k. Meanwhile, I once worked for a company that emailed us a 20 dollar Walmart gift card for Christmas. I clicked the link and it turned out to be a cybersecurity test. Instead of a gift card, I had to take an internet safety class during my day off. Adding that they didn't even give us cost-of-living increases that year, so my first though was "at least they're doing something for the holidays!" They in fact, were doing nothing.
Photo: Ray is standing at a podium sitting to a crowd. He is wearing a nice gray suit, no belt, and a black t-shirt with the word REDACTED in red. To his right a projector is showing his talk's slide, it is a picture of Jake's bio from his own slide deck presented yesterday. Jake's first bullet point claims he is the Supreme Allied Commander of Antifa, and we know it's true because we voted for him in the secret Antifa elections.
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Meme with a screenshot from the animated movie Mulan showing a blazing fire with the caption "Now all of China knows you're here" Above the pic is a banner "When you accidentally turn on location on your Huawei phone"
Meme with three frames: Dracula shunning sunlight Superman shunning kryptonite Elon Musk and the Traitor Tots shunning COBOL. The joke is the kids and Elon looked at data dumps from the Social Security Admin and didn't understand how dates work, or any of the other stats they got from it. Every day Elon show he doesn't understood how anything works and he broadcasts it to the world.
Meme with two images. The first is Christian Bale in glasses, hair slicked back, thin smile on his face. He says "Oh, you added a new AI feature? Impressive. Very nice." Second image is Bale continuing, "Now, show me how I disable it."
Screenshot of Derek's username with die work wear circled in red
Screenshot of a message request saying "Congratulations on your new role as Chief Technology Officer at Confidential."
Windows10 Multitasking settings with an option that can be disabled for "When I resize snapped windows, simultaneously resize any adjacent snapped window"
Meme: Two buttons are shown. Button 1 is labeled: Make insurance coverage better Button 2 is labeled: Go into hiding Bottom frame has a man, sweating, trying to decide which button to push