Mike Beasley

@mikebeas.com

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Full stack developer. https://www.mikebeas.com @shades.mikebeas.com for Destiny 2. @updatekit.mikebeas.com for Apple Shortcuts.

now it’s everyone’s problem
push notification from the associated press app: “the live action Moana is a lifeless carbon copy of an animated classic“
long dumb rant from donald trump: Signs and Billboards are being put up all over our Southern Border, and Mexico, advertising BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP, with "Deliveries starting at $4000." Likewise, similar signs going up all over our Country. Billions of Dollars will be illegally made by this SCAM, with Citizenship going to anyone willing to pay. It will be, by far, the number one way of becoming a citizen, and then the entire family will be allowed to follow. Not sustainable. NOBODY SAW THIS COMING!!! AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS NOT FOR SALE! In fact, that is a crime, and therefore, the Supreme Court's ruling is wrong. I will be asking for a Rehearing by the United States Supreme Court, IMMEDIATELY. This miscarriage of justice will destroy America if they don't change their absolutely insane decision. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Presiden DONAI DI TRUMP
Community “I can excuse racism scene.” Britta: “I can excuse Nazi tattoos, but I draw the line at sexual assault.” Shirley: “You can excuse Nazi tattoos?”
stupid post from Facebook claiming Steven Miller said hospital ships would sail up to the edge of US territorial waters and give birth to a bunch of babies so that they could have a bunch of American citizens.
beginning of a subaru ad that just says “subaru and blood cancer united”
expanator tooltip on a mastodon profile when hovering over the username: A handle is like an email address MikeBeas is this account's username on their server. Someone on another server might have the same username. mas.to is the server that hosts the user's profile and posts. Just like you can send emails to people using different email providers, you can interact with people on other Mastodon servers, and with anyone on other Fediverse apps.
insane facebook post from the us department of energy showing trump glowing red white and blue with the text “quantum aura” and a caption that says “quantum mode: activated”
Facebook post from the White House celebrating the fact that gas prices are “falling“ and now under four dollars a gallon with a photo of Trump
the bluesky group chat creator screen with “pete hegseth” typed in the search bar
my mastodon feed showing that 100 days ago I posted laughing at something mastodon corporate had done, and my next post after that was 22 seconds ago. It was a reply telling someone my negative experience with Apple Intelligence and trying to help him turn off unwanted features.
The Traveler ball in the Tower sitting in front of the real Traveler.
Donnie Darko imaginary friend meme. “We’ve made some exciting updates to our product.” “Exciting updates or AI?” “AI.”
I Think You Should Leave: “He can hit. He can hit you.”
the compose button and scroll to top button on opposite sides of the screen from one another, but obviously different sizes.
an iMessage from an unknown number that says “This is my parking space, and your car is causing a problem.“
A screenshot of a menu showing keyboard shortcuts aligned vertically. The order of the keyboard shortcuts is A, C, U, N, S, T.
The second method is entirely new: Apple plans to let users swipe down from the top center of the iPhone anywhere in the system to launch a new Search or Ask interface. (The Notification Center can now be opened by swiping down from the top left.) That opens a revamped Siri experience designed for getting things done or searching by typing, though using voice remains an option.
The dril “I’m not mad“ tweet but it says “antisemitic“ instead of “mad“
A graph showing an extremely steep drop off in memory consumption
low sleep score alert
text message that says “Robinhood api key added wasn’t you call” and a phone number that’s blocked out. Only the first letter of the message is capitalized and there is no punctuation besides the apostrophe in the word “wasn’t“
description of Apple Intelligence written below the toggle to enable it, which is currently disabled. it reads: “Time to experience the next generation of intelligence now integrated into the core of iOS, bringing you a powerful and personalized intelligence.”