Mike Drucker

@mikedrucker.bsky.social

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Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

Poster for Shit Arcade, featuring the logo (in a Tron-like format) and a fat guy in a Tron-like suit. The poster says: Shit Arcade: Comedians Play Bad Video Game Hosted by Mike Drucker (Tonight Show, MST3K, Nintendo) Different bad games every show! Different comedians every show! Maybe take some games home! 5-13 & 23-31 August 22:30 Gilded Balloon Teviot Dining Room
Spotify playlist called “Siren’s Song (Sirens’ Song?) with different covers of the teenage mutant ninja turtles 4 song sewer surfin
Title card for John carpenter’s in the mouth of madness
A screenshot from Starship Troopers of Michael Ironside’s character saying “I’d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.”
Two fossils next to each other - trilobite and a sea star
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said Tuesday that Democrats are not focused on impeaching President Donald Trump if they regain a majority next Congress, at least “at this moment.”
Bugs Bunny at a drafting table
Logo for Forbidden Solitaire as well as a castle to the right and a close up shot of a bearded wizard bleeding out of empty eye sockets.
Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service. Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm
Email from headway featuring the Headway logo and the following text: Hi Michael, In working more closely with your insurance provider, we learned that your provider is out-of-network with your specific insurance plan due to location-based restrictions. This means you’re unable to continue seeing them in-network on Headway. We’re so sorry to give this news and that this wasn’t flagged earlier, and we want to make next steps as easy as possible.
Image from The Simpsons of Lenny saying “It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away! Break its legs!”
Star Wars collectible trading card game card called “Out the Airlock” / “Tactic” / “Give a unit -5/-5 for this phase.” Drawing of C3P-O floating in space outside a ship.
Poster for My Obituary Show at QED Astoria tonight at 7:30 pm. With the lineup: Shane Torres Danya Trommer Paris Adkins Justin Avery Smith Jordan Snyder
Poster for My Obituary Show Thursday 3/26, at QED Astoria (27-16 23rd Ave, Astoria, NY 11105) This month’s lineup: Shane Torres Danya Trommer Paris Adkins Justin Avery Smith Jordan Snyder
Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader
Tweet from @rodeoman Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to transfer trains at jay st. - metrotech
Troops rolling out a red carpet for Putin
George W. Bush under a “mission accomplished” banner
logo screen for the Children's and Family Emmys
"every day hurts more" in the pokopia font
Movie poster for predator badlands
Very long list of weird nicknames for pill bugs including “fat pig” and “basketball bug” From here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidiidae
Box for red alarm for virtual boy
A virtual boy in a box - the Nintendo switch version
The cover of the book "Ultimate Unauthorized Nintendo! Game Strategies" with a weird coyote cowboy on the cover
Chris Kohler accepting an award
The opening screen of the Dreamcast game Seaman with Jan 10 2:24 am
Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection on Switch 2
Saturday Night Live's 50th anniversary concert
DICE Awards screen with the logo for "DICE" and "The Show Starts at 8 pm PST" and "28th Annual DICE Awards"
A post from VGArtAndTidbits of a brown, cool looking unused Mega Man-series Proto Man / Blues artwork from 1999. Like a cool kid with a blaster arm and sunglasses
screenshot from futurama from the episode about the robot uprising. Amy looks over as a garbage disposal says “Your pal the garbage disposal’s still on your side”
The re release of the teenage mutant ninjas turtles sewer playset with a bunch of rooms and layers
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...” ME: “Yes” GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...” ME: “YES” GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online” ME: “I’m out”
man leaning back in and then leaning forward
A shelf of books about video games. Next to four Hideo Kojima books is my book, Good Game No Rematch
A list of my top five songs for Spotify Wrapped. The first two are from Final Fantasy 7. The last two are from Final Fantasy 7. Number three is a remix of I Like To Move It
A Spotify wrapped video saying I’ve listened to over 3,000 songs. Then asks me to choose which is my #1. Four songs are from Final Fantasy 7. One is a remix of the song “I like to move it”
Stephen miller in a kitchen with his torso pointed at the turkey. But his head is sly turned to the side. Together they give the image of two sly people? This joke only almost makes sense.
Uncle fester in Addams Family Values wearing a white jacket with a choking blue turtleneck and a weird wig
That meme in which people in some - I’m guessing so I apologize if I’m wrong - parliamentarian situation. Men and women are clawing over each other with an older man speaking into the microphone as if making a great effort. Normally the meme says “would” in terms of willing to have sex with an unlikely person. But here - and this is really something - I wrote “wood” in reference to the wood dresser in the image below
The roadrunner from looney tunes
A screenshot of the snowman from Naked Gun holding a gun
Poster for Mystery Men
Shot of Benny Safdie in Oppenheimer saying “Until someone builds a bigger Mario”
Poster for Weeding Out the Stoned + Get Work. At Caveat. The New York comedy festival logo is on top.
A robot next to The Rock in an SNL sketch. In the sketch, the rock - here named Roy - made a child molesting robot named robo chomo. Hope you’re all having a good one. At least tomorrow’s Friday, right?
A box shaped like the T block from Tetris. In it is a hat with Red Bull and Tetris logos, a pin of a Tetris logo, a pin of a Red Bull can, and two Red Bull cans - one with Tetris iconography.
Screenshot from Ghostbusters of Winston covered in marshmallow saying “I love this town!”
Art from the game Red Alert 2 with a bunch of large zeppelins with a hammer and sickle and scary face drawn on them flying over the Statue of Liberty
A Bethany Mandel op-Ed titled “We Need To Start Befriending Neo-Nazis”
NYC “I voted early” sticker
Screenshot of a portion of email reading: New(?) rind halves of 4 large oranges Slice rind halves and put in heavy pot - cover with water- bring to boil, cook at boiling for twenty minutes- throw out water - rinse orange slices with cold water - and repeat above process two more times (3 times in all). Make syrup of 1 1/4 cups water - 1 1/4 cup sugar (granulated) and add 9 whole cloves - bring to a boil nd stir - then add orange rind slices and bring to a boil then simmer (slow boil) until liquid almost gone. Watch so as not to burn and shake(?) just(?) as syrups cooks. Until slices (three words I can't figure out). (Word?) and slices skins side up on cookie racks to dry.