Mike Bennett

@mikehypercube.bsky.social

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Itinerant ontologist

Larsen cartoon. Center for the Study of Viral Pathology. Broken flask on sidewalk, spilling nameless goo. Scientists looking out of window at it. Caption "Uh-oh"
Cartoon image of seal, arms folded, frowning. Caption: Seal of Disapproval.
Hypothetically, if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified "Goat Fucker Chronicles" 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
My word for 2026: preeminent
Mitchell and Webb sketch extract: Mitchell in Nazi hat asking "Are we the baddies?"
Cover art of Pink Floyd album "Wish You Were Here" showing 2 men shaking hands between movie studios; one back is on fire.
Far Side cartoon by Gary Larsen: Outside a building signed "Center for the Study of Viral Pathology" a flask lies broken on a busy sidewalk. From a window above, leaning out, a scientist says "Uh-oh".