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lionel hutz holding a card that says "Can operate on the boy" and then "No mother doctor". the joke is that in the show the card printing was wrong, so in this case it would be corrected to "Can operate on the boy?" then "No, mother doctor!"
poster for "a serious man" movie
the aforementioned weird clay guy but now they're saying "sounds like a sweat deal!"
a small dog barking
search bar on x.com
me about to mute the phrase "the wind's howls cut to the bone"
starfire from teen titans
Lindsey Olin Graham (/ɡræm/ GRAM; July 9, 1955 – July 11, 2026) was an American
comment that says "he either has a gf, or no gf 😢" and a response that says "its usually like that for everyone"
batman backflipping like, 10 feet in the air or something? pretty crazy
red hood throwing 6 shurikens at an off screen batman
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge, it seems like the villains' plan is to re-assemble Krang's android body. As it turns out, that was just a diversion; The real plan was to turn the Statue of Libery into a Humongous Mecha for Krang's use.
Wanderer above the sea of fog
babe ruth calling his homerun
"We don't do that here" meme, sourced from Memeing Wiki, which is apparently a thing
my face with a bunch of wires on it
Why do bash omelas but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
results from https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/ that show i am 88% woke/12% chud, 64% techbro/36% neo-luddite, 41% hopepilled/59% doomer, and 69% davos/31% Dubai. My closest match is Zohran Mamdani
the two lead actors from "good burger", a movie that I thought was very funny as a small child but has likely aged somewhat poorly
[flem]: i would say dps diff but both sides were shit
it is turn 2 in a hearthstone match. my opponent has a 0/3 with stealth on the board, and 4 cards in hand. i have a 2/2, a 1/1, and 5 4/4s on board with 7 cards in hand. my opponent has conceded.
chart showing deaths from and since October 7th from the war in Gaza. 36 kids were killed in the October 7th attacks. 21,283 kids were killed from Israel's invasion and bombing of Gaza.
hi their‬ ‪@mikemay.bsky.social‬ · Sep 3, 2024 Replied to Henrique Cartaxo (Augurs) Elf Summoner Then what point does the nft provide? ‪BriSecreet‬ ‪@hrjerk.bsky.social‬ · 37m you're such a tease, huh 😉
[para]: they should invent toxic yuri for guys [ToxicYuri]: pretty sure thats toxic yaoi [para]: dear god
a d20 that has rolled a 9
"The John F. Kennedy memorial Center for the Performing Arts" but a handsome devil (me) has added "& Knuckles" to the end of it and on the top left it says "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"
Zelda: Ocarina of Time Nintendo Switch 2 remake was one of the most popular titles of Summer Game Fest 2026, according to data
spongebob saying "this squirrel's trying to kill me."
heisenberg (from breaking bad, not the famous scientist) (it's a pseudonym) (Walter white is a bit of a nerd, you see) going "you got me" while sticking his hands in the air
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Will Smith Becomes a Men in Black | Men in Black
Switch 2 sales drop 87% in Japan following surge ahead of cost revisions
slay the spire, I am playing silent against the Time Eater on ascension 20. it is turn 16. my hand has 3 0 cost alchemizes and 3 0 cost nightmares. i am attempting to fill my 4 potion slots with ghost in a jar's
squidward looking rather despondent and also his eyes are bulging super wide he just generally looks pretty fucked up atm
Katz from Courage the Cowardly Dog
Today's Featured Trope Gay Aesop
Comic where some guards are confused that they can't see their prisoner (who is Invisible Woman, a superhero with the power to turn invisible) so they open the cell and Invisible Woman just leaves
grey goop guy giving a thumbs down next to giant letters that spell "no"
r/askmath How get the area under something that isnt straight?
this lad decided to blow himself up for 100 damage on purpose in hearthstone with ruby sanctum + pendant of earth pulling ceaseless expanse
notification from "Document viaDocusign" and the content of the notification is a bunch of gibberish characters
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schizanon.bsky.social 🪬🍄🌈🎮💻🚲🥓🎃💀🏴🛻♓🧿 45 hours ago can't tell the difference between a technology and a corporation Wrong about AI or Crypto, probably wrong about other things too. Created by a script, I never looked at your profile, don't be sad. GM haters! Did you hear about the AI generated Monet?
guy is holding up a picture of green lantern's face and looking at Hal Jordan (who is the green lantern). he says "You're green lantern!!!" Hal Jordan says "No, I'm not. Bye." while casually walking out of the office they're in
‪carbon sandy eggo‬ im at the docter nightylamp Dr. Naked is in da house
gamers aren't oppressed but they should be -Karl Marx, 1871
a blueprint for a 1 to 1 belt balancer in factorio. it is a straight line.
Rise of Kingdoms install button, with an image that has Rise of Kingdoms barely visible in the top right corner, "choose your" in small text near the bottom, and "CIVILIZATION" right below it, styled in such a way that is perhaps legally distinct from Sid Meier's Civilization but is also extremely evocative of such.
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people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
me holding up a loaf that has been cut into. also in the background is some dish soap and a bottle of honey
baguettes, but this time some of them are braided because why not
BREAKING: Tim Cook, inventor of the personal computer and design, is stepping down as the CEO of Apple.
Gilbert Huph, Bob's boss from the incredibles. See he says at one point "I'm not happy Bob, Not. Happy." Which is kind of like what Trump said. Also, Huph.
Take Peach Create Shadow Peach
cowboy singing a song, lyrics on screen are "there's a faster gun"
Jack Epner Okay... this doesn't address the question.