Mike Pielocik

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tv writer (@hignfyus.bsky.social, Late Show, Tonight Show, Desus & Mero, Nightly Show, Smart Pipe, Sex House, ONN).

Sam Neill in Jurassic Park. “He left us! He left us!” “But that’s NOT what I’m gonna do.”
Hulu show called “Titanic Sinks Tonight”
A fake sitcom on "The Simpsons" called "Talk To The Hand"
Monitor in a doctor's office that says "50 OR OLDER? TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT GETTING SCREENED FOR PRO__A_E C___ER. (FILL IN THE BLANKS)."
Nj.com - Wallaby on the loose after escaping from NJ zoo
A black matte cybertruck with a Florida “don’t tread on me” vanity license plate that reads “VNMM”
New York Post headline: Mother of Jude Law's daughter allegedly berated by Chappell Roan's security guard challenges pop star
vice president of the united states jd vance
Perhaps the worst part of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger is how bad a business deal it is. Even at $84 billion, however, this means a leverage ratio of seven times earnings, making it “the largest proposed leveraged buyout in history” according to a Netflix press release. Netflix was trying to trash-talk the Paramount deal before they gave up on acquiring Warner Bros., but they’re not wrong: 7x is an astounding amount of leverage. It puts this deal in the range of several notorious private equity deals that inevitably led to layoff carnage. The legendary Kohlberg Kravis Roberts (KKR) $24.8 billion deal for RJR Nabisco, chronicled in the book Barbarians at the Gate, had a 7.5x leverage ratio. KKR would ultimately cut 46,000 jobs and shed $6.2 billion in assets within six years of the purchase. When KKR and two partners bought Toys ‘R’ Us in 2005, that deal had about a 7x leverage ratio. Toys ‘R’ Us slid into bankruptcy and 33,000 workers lost their jobs.
Gampy might not know who you are anymore but it’s important to visit him anyway
“Very high” sleep score of 97 from the Apple health app
An Epstein files search - no results found for Bib Fortuna
The ICE ghoul
Jd Vance - so the story is ICE detained a five year old, well what are they supposed to do?
Upset man in large coat sitting in car, entering the year covered in gingerbread latte
Title card for “THE ITCHY & SCRATCHY & POOCHIE SHOW”
Marco Rubio’s weird vanity fair photo shoot inserted into the Bear toppy scene from The Shining
Roose Bolton whispering to Rob Stark as he slips the knife in during the Red Wedding
Keanu Reeves saying “Boss Baby, yeah.”
Please use the sharing tools found via the share button at the top or side of articles. Copying articles to share with others is a breach of FT.com T&Cs and Copyright Policy. Email licensing@ft.com to buy additional rights. Subscribers may share up to 10 or 20 articles per month using the gift article service. More information can be found at https://www.ft.com/tour. https://www.ft.com/content/e5da7064-3a46-4bab-9a6c-12ae03eead16 Sensing that the chance to seal a blockbuster deal was slipping away, Paramount chief David Ellison made a last-ditch personal appeal on Thursday afternoon to his Warner Bros Discovery counterpart David Zaslav. “Daivd [sic], I appreciate you’re underwater today so I wanted to send you a quick text,” he wrote. “Know despite the noise of the last 24 hours I have nothing but respect and admiration for you and the company. “It would be the honour of a lifetime to be your partner and to be the owner of these iconic assets. If we have the privilege to work together you will see that my father and I are the people you had dinner with.”
2011 Trump tweet about Barney Frank altered to say, "JD Vance looked disgusting--nipple protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful."
Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro
Frankenstein with speech bubble pointing to quoted tweet
Matthew Macfadyen as Charles Guiteau in “Death by Lightning” yelling “eat shit! I’m a taxpayer!”
Mountain Goats lyrics in the Zohran for NYC style - I’m gonna stab you in the eye with a foreign object
WICKED FOR GOOD in the ZOHRAN FOR NYC style
No country for old men In the ZOHRAN FOR NYC style
Trump looking directly at eclipse
Partial lunar eclipse
Jesse plemons and Emma stone laughing but seeming to mask a deep terror as they prep raw meat for meatballs in a test kitchen of some sort
t shirt that says "IF YOU SEE DA' POLICE, WARN A BROTHER"
tattoo of batman with shrek who is pregnant with a fetus of sonic the hedgehog
gabriel, an openai employee, tweeting "we are working hard on fixing unnecessary content violations on sora 2!! bear with us, we are a small team!"
Rotten tomatoes score for The Box - 42%. Popcornmeter - 24%
A children’s board book that says “happy day to all my baby friends :-)”
colin farrell and brendan gleeson in The Banshees of Inisherin
Trump at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks. Reflected in a mirror in the background lurks the shrouded figure, the pale one, He Who Collects The Debt And Will Not Be Denied
still of guy wearing a horrifying and ill-fitting old man mask from the "there's too much shit on me" I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE sketch.
captain jack aubrey looking positively shitfaced in "master & commander: the far side of the world"
Guardian article - "CAN AIs SUFFER? BIG TECH AND USERS GRAPPLE WITH ONE OF THE MOST UNSETTLING QUESTIONS OF OUR TIMES"
brian blessed as Augustus in "I, Claudius"
Michael Shannon, there he is
Restaurant called PIZZA LORD
youtube video - "Michael Clayton - Hit Men Take Out Arthur In His Apartment (HD)" - we can see that the scene is 2:16 long
cracker factory CEO on simpsons. quote edited to say "maybe ideas exist outside the twin pillars. we don't know. frankly, we don't want to know. it's a market we could do without."
Clark refers to Lois as “Cronkite” as a reference to legendary journalist Walter Cronkite
Headline - “Dune 3’s official title revealed, and fans aren’t happy”
Super long text meme
Fox News screenshot of Andrew Cuomo with the chyron “I’m not the mayor, I’m just Italian.”
Fox news screencap of Markwayne Mullin with lower third chyron "SENATOR GREGDOUG JUMMINS SAYS 'I HAVE A PUDDING CAP UNDER MY HAT'"
Philip Seymour Hoffman on a boat, holding up a drink, saying "Tommy. How's the peeping?" Screenshot from "The Talented Mr. Ripley."
Scott Bakula