Mike Selinker

@mikeselinker.bsky.social

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I make games and puzzles and things.

Abby Phillip: We should let pandas go extinct
DUMPER AT THE BAT By Mike Selinker The outlook isn’t brilliant for the Mariners this day, With the Tigers quite resilient, and but one game left to play. Now the M’s face Tarik Skubal, with a Cy Young arm of flame. With his heater, curve, and screwball, he could dominate the game. We all thought, “If only Raleigh could but get a whack at that — We’d bet money by the trolley with the Dumper at the bat.” Will our catcher’s fortune wane or show the height of all his powers? Dude, I gotta board a plane. Won’t know for seven fucking hours.