DreyfussLugado

@mikesperry.com

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just some dude in Central California who does internet tech support

Photograph of actor Matt Lucas
Animated gif image of Matt Damon from the movie Saving Private Ryan, aging from young man to old man.
A photo of a person wearing an orange hazmat suit.
Artwork from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, showing the Pan Am Clipper spacecraft approaching the ring space station.
Jesus: Let me in! Person behind door: Why? J: So I can save you. P: From what? J: From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.
A 4 panel screenshot from Rick & Morty. Panel 1: Small robot asks "What is my purpose?" Panel 2: Rick says "You pass butter." Panel 3: Robot, looking depressed, says "Oh... My. God." Panel 4: Rick says "Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."
An image showing a simulated $100 bill, with Donald Trump's signature, but it's been obscured by a black bar. The caption on the image says "If you get a dollar bill with Trump's signature on it, black it tf out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name redacted."
video of a printer dropping it's printed page directly into a paper shredder, posted as an illustration of the expected result of the post that this is a reply to.
animated gif of a man saying "Oh! That's terrible!" while grinning maniacally.
Meme image with the text "OH, YOU!" with circular inset photos of an embarrassed-looking dog, and a guy looking at him with a humorously resigned expression.
A ridiculously digitally-stretched photograph of Christopher Walken from the movie Stand Up Guys
6 panel cartoon from lunarbaboon.com, depicting a phone conversation between a worker and his boss: W: I'm not going to be able to make it to work today. B: What?! Why the hell not? W: Well... I sate down to get my shoes on... and... W: a cat jumped into my lap. (Panel shows an orange cat on W's lap, purring) B: Oh dear! Is it soft? W: So soft! (W is now petting the cat) B: Take all the time you need!
The 4 panel Anakin/Padme meme, with Anakin saying "We're fighting a war on poverty" and Padme asking "On behalf of the poor, right?'
Image of a tweet from Weird Al Yankovic "Ugh. I keep telling them... I AM human!!!" in response to an article from Music magazine with the headline "Grammy exclude AI from winning awards: Only 'human creators' eligible"
A photo of a barely adequate break "room" at my place of work.
A photo of a Cape Buffalo, with the name "Luigi" superimposed on the image.
a photograph of a Cape Buffalo, with the name "Luigi" superimposed in white.
An oak tree in Palo Corona Park, Carmel Valley, California. A broken-off branch stump bears a resemblance to some type of dinosaur.
a split photograph of Zooey Deschanel, with and without her famous bangs. she is almost unrecognizable without the bangs.
Animated GIF of that scene from The IT Crowd where the character is answering the phone "Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
An illustration of the death of Captain Cook at the hands of angry Hawaiians, with text stating "Valentine's day is boring. Instead, let's celebrate the anniversary of Native Hawaiians killing the fuck outta douchebag English explorer Captain James Cook, on February 14, 1779" "anti-colonialism and indigenous resistance 8ever" with a comment by seedingsovereignty "Hear for sassy #Valentines exclusively"
A computer-generated image of Link from the Zelda games, sitting in a wheelchair, to further the joke about an invalid link
Altered screenshot of a scene from The Simpsons, showing a newspaper article originally titled "Old Man Yells At Cloud", but altered to say "Old Man Yells At Clown"... oddly, the old man in the picture has also been altered to be Krusty The Klown, making the headline make no sense.
Photo of a hand-lettered sign saying "That which does not kill us gets another shot at it apparently"
Screenshot of a Twitter post from @KateHarding with the text: "What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am." Click "Like" if you feel the same way.
A screenshot of the scene in THX-1138 where the main character visits an automated confessional. The main character is on the left, shown in profile, and the screen displays an image of a Christ-like face.
an image of an angular stainless steel urinal, intended to be compared to a similar-looking Cybertruck.
an image of a dinner plate, devoid of food, with a single unlit cigarette in the precise center. the plate has a fork and knife on either side.
an image of an angular stainless steel urinal, intended to be compared to a similar-looking Cybertruck.
an election meme with the words "Mirror Live 2028" and "I got tired of waiting for the giant asteroid"
A promotional photo of Alan Davies and Stephen Fry on the set of the TV panel show QI (Quite Interesting)
A generated image of an "I Voted" sticker, with the words "I voted!" and "And it didn't make a damned bit of difference!" Created as a reaction and coping mechanism to the Trump win.
screenshot of text: Male writers writing female characters: “Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
Graphic of the old popular "Oh, You!" meme, with a somewhat stern guy in the upper right circle looking down to the lower left circle, where a somewhat shamefaced dog is looking back at him. But both are also smiling, slightly, indicating that whatever the situation is, it's not as serious as it might seem.
A photograph of The Hausmannian Building in Paris, designed to look like it's melting.
My copy of that image that's going around showing where people are in the first 10% of Bluesky users. I'm 293,845, fwiw.
an altered image from a Doctor Doom comic book, where Doom is blowing a horn and Namor is telling him "Do not TOOT it!" and Doom says "FOOL! Doctor Doom toots as he PLEASES!"
A fake screenshot of an AP news website with a photo of JD Vance, with the caption "Having wearied of couches and dolphins, JD Vance sets his sights on fucking Democracy"
customized meme of the Simpson's Jasper Beardsley paddlin' meme, where he's saying "Angry follow-up email 48 hours later? That's a paddlin' (and by "paddlin" I mean "add to my blocklist")
a photograph of an analemma, the pattern the Sun makes if you photograph it at the same time each day over the course of the year. This image shows the sun as a series of dots in a figure 8 pattern, in the sky over a building (possibly a school)
A short animated clip from the TV show Futurama, showing a woman at a gym using an exercise machine labled "KEGELCIZER" as the main characters walk past in the background.
An image of a line graph showing a sudden increase in the number of internet searches for "my eyes hurt" and "why do my eyes hurt" after the April 8 solar eclipse.
Animated image from Don Hertzfeldt's movie "Rejected" showing a character in front of a bowl of food, holding a huge spoon, saying "My spoon is too big."
Yet another Doge meme with kink-related terminology
An image combining 2 shots from the Harry Potter movies, showing the Invisibility Cloak, one where Harry is displaying it, and another where he's wearing it, with only his head visible.
A photo of the Magnavox Odyssey video game from 1972