Mike

@mikevanbus.bsky.social

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DevOps engineer | technical content creator | cat dad | actual dad https://bento.me/mikevanbuskirk

A snowy street and path at dusk
A picture of a chimpanzee with green glowing eyes drinking a green liquid with the caption “No more bananas. This ape only wants Baja Blast”
A plastic bottle of Heinz “Salad Cream”, which is pea soup green colored.
A shirtless bust of “Graham”, a hypothetical human being designed in a way to survive catastrophic car crashes. The head is large and prominent, face sunken in, and there is a very broad and prominent rib structure on the chest.
A blue hued digital art image of a human head and brain emitting rays of light in all directions.
A screenshot from Twitter showing a tweet from a user named “Kelsey” that says: “live mas x mas” followed by a celebration and tree emoji. There are attached pictures depicting what appears to be a self-service display of Taco Bell products. X CEO Linda Yaccarino replies to the tweet with “Soooo good @tacobell”
A still image of Michael Fassbender from X-Men with the caption “Perfection”.
A description of a mute list on Bluesky that targets users who have suggested others be added to “the contraption” mute list.
A meme depicting a small fluffy white dog standing on its hind legs while wearing a black bow tie, top hat, and cane. The top text says “When you cook the pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave”. The yellow text below the dog says “Bawnjorno”.
A picture of a black cat(named Orson) in my lap.
A crudely painted image of what appears to be an alien. The skin is various shades of brown and clay, and the eyes are rectangular with brown irises and white background.
An image from the movie Goodfellas depicting Ray Liotta laughing hysterically.
A black cat on a lap with his front legs outstretched.
A tweet from someone named SOVEREIGN BRAH supporting a tabloid headline saying bible-reading Pentagon commanders halted UFO research over fears aliens were demons.
An asshole’s bsky profile
The straining kid meme with artwork from the band Tool superimposed on his head, the meme reads “When you’re a tool fan and you haven’t spoken about the Fibonacci sequence for 5 minutes.”
A meme depicting a green bird figure with a shirt with the words “Every day. We stray further from god.”
A promotional image for a reimagined Looney Toons called “Loonatics Unleashed”, depicting classic Looney Toons characters like Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, and Wile E Coyote in some kind of futurist suit. The background of the image looks like an explosion.
The confused lady math meme, 4 panels depicting a woman looking confused with complex math figures overlayed on top of her picture
A tall roadside sign next to a tree that’s black with white lettering that says “House of Dank”
An iPhone notification from Apple News ESPN that reads “DraftKings sportsbook apologizes for Sept. 11-themed betting promotion.”
An image from an AI-generated pizza restaurant commercial depicting a strange looking pizza, with a list of ingredients on the left side that says “cheese, pepperoni, vegetable, secret things”
An image depicting the face of Hillary Clinton as a flesh-colored planet or moon set against a star field.
A screenshot from the Atari game “Combat” showing a red tank and a blue tank on a 2-dimensional field
An image of a bug from the video game Skyrim depicting a misty, cold, mountainous landscape with a large mammoth levitating in the air
A screenshot from the video game Quake of the player and another confronting a monster. The player has a shotgun equipped.
A meme of willem dafoe from Spider-Man 1 saying he’s something of a plant-based nuggies enthusiast himself.
A two-dimensional graph of nodes and edges representing notes and backlinks in an org-roam database.
The meme of cartoon Spider-Man at a desk
An image from the movie “Barbie” depicting Barbie driving her convertible through the desert with Ken in the back seat. They both appear happy. There is a rainbow in the distance behind them.
A tweet from the Nihilist Arby’s account that says “Today, fly your hunger into Arby’s for meal deals so hot they could melt steel beam. Enjoy Arby’s.
A commemorative 9/11 Hawaiian shirt with an American flag background, a bald eagle, a Caucasian depiction of Jesus wrapping the twin towers in an American flag, and a disembodied glowing hand holding the towers and a kneeling firefighter above a pool of water
A still image from the movie idiocracy depicting Dax Shepard's character watching TV with an ad for the TV show "Ow! My Balls!", which is offered only on "The Violence Channel". Most of the TV screen is taken up by advertising.
Wired Apple News notification that reads: “Collecting sperm from a deceased loved one is controversial—but is it inherently wrong?”
What appears to be a honeybee pollinating a white clover blossom, background is clover foliage