Mikey P

@mikeyp.net

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Confusing future archeologists since the 1980s.

Elvis in Clambake (1967) pretending to drive a car with obvious, poor quality rear projection to simulate the car's motion. His steering wheel movement are large and heavily exaggerated.
Call button in the upper right corner of Voicemail screen in Apple phone app, with two different shades or green one light in the middle with a larger different shape darker green behind it
End of the arm of a DeWalt radial arm saw, with an old Dymo embossed label that reads "THINK" placed on top of the arm.
Peter Lorre as Conseil in Walt Disneys 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Vintage public service poster that reads "Strike Down This Monster" and it shows a man with an ax about to strike a flaming hound that represents the forest fire. The man is protecting ships, tanks, mortars and other military equipment form fires. Additonal text "Forest fires delay victory"
Scene from Hackers 1995 where a singer on stage holds an Electrovoice RE20 in his hand while standing and singing. His hand barely reaches all the way around the mic
Screenshot of chat bubble with text “@jasonkoebler.bsky.social has blocked you”
the raw ingredients for chocolate chip cookies (minus the chips) in a bowl about to be stirred up
The fact that such small snippets of texts in even single comments can be used to ultimately trick LLMs raises questions about whether Reddit’s volunteer moderators or Wikipedia’s volunteer editors are going to be able to durably protect the communities they moderate and edit from AI manipulation over time.
Ebay modal popup offering "Addition service" for "canon powershot g3 digital camera" with picture, Allstate Logo, and buttons. Text: Protect your purchase from Allstate 1-year protection plan - $9.99 2-year protection plan - $13.99 No, thanks. I’ll get my own protection plan. - Add peace of mind with a protection plan - Protection from breakdowns & malfunctions, like broken buttons or screens - Covers 100% parts and labor, deductible may apply - Hassle-free 5-day Service Guarantee and 24/7 customer support - Risk-free: cancel or transfer anytime (full refund in first 30 days) Learn more (link)
Wikipedia screenshot, text: The racial makeup of the county was 94.2% White, 0.5% Black or African American, 0.2% American Indian and Alaska Native, 0.4% Asian, 1.3% Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islander, 0.8% from some other race, and 2.6% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino residents of any race comprised 2.2% of the population.[14]
Wikipedia screenshot, text: An armed mob of German settlers assembled at New Bremen stopped the Randolph Freedpeople from going to their land and forced them to return down the canal. Mercer County settlers also published resolutions against the settlement of Black people in the county. One of these read: "Resolved. That we will not live among Negroes, as we have settled here first, we have fully determined that we will resist the settlement of blacks and mulattoes in this country to the full extent of our means, the bayonet not excepted."[7]
Elderly Rose from Titanic meme with text "It's been one hundred years"
Screenshot of Apple's "Script Editor" application's Settings. Four tabs at the top General, Editing, Formatting, and History, with General selected. Notably at the bottom, the "Script menu" option is enabled for "Show Script menu in menu bar" and "Show Computer scripts" with "Show application scripts" set to "at top"
Example of the scripts menu in macOS enabled from 'Show Script menu in menu bar' in Script Editor settings. The scripts folder is open and an alias to Safari has been added, and their is an alias to the script folder on the desktop. The script menu is open and it reflects the contents of the open folder window.
Map of Columbus Ohio with a large number of map markers targeting in a select few neighborhoods. Many of the markers are obscured by other markers, because they are very densely packed on the map.
a screenshot of Kagi image search results for "bad peacemaker cosplay"
screenshot of text "I was three 3000 years ago." in Helvetica Neue, but the digits of 3000 are set in Skia, which includes a 3 that descends below the baseline, similar to a y or g.
Screenshot of Kagi search for prostrate. Below the filtering buttons it states: " 13 relevant results in <0.20s. All results from external indexes. Showing results for prostate Search instead for prostrate"
screenshot of google search AI summary for the search "write a poem about why google search sucks ass" The AI summary: "Google Search has become heavily bloated with SEO spam, sponsored links, and forced AI answers, making it frustrating to find raw, authentic information. The once-simple "10 blue links" have been buried under a sea of endless corporate advertisements and heavy tracking. I type a prompt to seek the truth, Hoping for the days of youth, When simple queries brought me pages, Crafted by the hands of sages. But now I scroll through endless ads, Peddling the newest fads, And paid results that block the view, Concealing what is tried and true. The SEO is slick and deep, A harvest made for those who reap, With keywords stuffed and margins wide, With nothing useful left inside. And when I ask a simple query, My mind grows tired, my eyes go bleary, An AI bot just writes a lie, Beneath the vast corporate sky. A million trackers watch my clicks, A digital web of greedy tricks, They feed me what they want me fed, While useful blogs are lying dead. So here I am, I search in vain, A victim of the modern reign, Where answers fade and profits swell, And search engines are built like—well..."
Screenshot of list of bluesky users that have blocked me after quote posting a pedophile apologist: "Today at 12:30 PM @petshopproductions.bsky.social has blocked you Today at 1:37 PM 20 people have blocked you @mossyolk.bsky.social has blocked you @catbold.space has blocked you @kaiylin.bsky.social has blocked you @divorcedpapers.bsky.social has blocked you @copper74nsfw.bsky.social has blocked you @smugtomoko.bsky.social has blocked you @glorifiedextra.bsky.social has blocked you @kemowoomy.bsky.social has blocked you @fluffalhyena.bsky.social has blocked you @anonpervysage.bsky.social has blocked you @lapismaid.bsky.social has blocked you @vitalia.kawaii.social has blocked you @vitalia.kawaii.social has blocked you @nightfallgemini.bsky.social has blocked you @ispupi.bsky.social has blocked you @batgirltongue.bsky.social has blocked you @rustcolor.bsky.social has blocked you @clumsyacid.bsky.social has blocked you @dear-kumari.bsky.social has blocked you @htblack.bsky.social has blocked you @trilicon.bsky.social has blocked you"
screen shot of typed text "A modest peronsal productivity gain:" where peronsal is spelled incorrectly and underlined in red dotted line.
Magazine ad for KLM featuring pilot Jacob Veldhuyzen van Zanten and a KLM livery 747 “KLM. From the people who made punctuality possible.”
Screenshot of Safari's 'Develop' menu with the 'User Agent' sub menu open, showing a list of Safari (iOS and iPadOS), Microsoft Edge, Google Chrome, and Firefox user agents that can be selected in addition to "Default" and "Safari 26.3"
Screenshot of text with highlights drawn. Original text: "It's hard to avoid the conclusion that Bluesky has been a net negative for US politics. They corralled everyone on the left into a little glass fishbowl where they shout at one another & everyone else ignores them. Meanwhile, all the pols & institutions stayed on X & are being dragged farther right." Highlight #1: "they shout at one another & everyone else ignores them." labeled as "The real grievance, people are mean to me!" Highlight #2: "Meanwhile, all the pols & institutions stayed on X & are being dragged farther right." labeled as "A minor footnote, no big deal"
Screenshot of Safari's 'Develop' menu with the 'User Agent' sub menu open, showing a list of Safari (iOS and iPadOS), Microsoft Edge, Google Chrome, and Firefox user agents that can be selected in addition to "Default" and "Safari 26.3"
Screenshot of Spotify interface showing cover of Album Reich: Music for 18 Musicians by Steve Reich * Bill Ryan * Grand Valley State University Music Ensemble * 2007 (14 songs, 1 hour 1 min) The picture of the album cover show an aerial photograph looking straight down at roads, rivers and mix of green and brown fields.
Twitter screenshot of Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn, text: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. 11:11 PM - 20 Nov 2013
Box of Muppet Learning Keys™ Kid's Computer Keyboard for Atari and Commore. It has a non-standard keyboard, plus numbers, ruler, pictures, colors and other fun buttons on a large colorful plastic keyboard.
Screenshot of wikipedia section: "Board of directors As of November 2025: - A. G. Sulzberger, chairman of The New York Times Company and publisher of The New York Times - Amanpal S. Bhutani, CEO of GoDaddy - Manuel Bronstein, former CPO of Roblox - Beth Brooke, former global vice chair of public policy for Ernst & Young - Rachel Glaser, former CFO of Etsy - Arthur Golden, best-selling author - Meredith Kopit Levien, president and CEO of The New York Times Company - Brian P. McAndrews, former president, CEO, and chairman of Pandora Media - David Perpich, vice chairman of The New York Times Company, and publisher of The Athletic - John W. Rogers Jr., founder and chairman of Ariel Investments - Anuradha B. Subramanian, CFO of Beast Industries - Margot Golden Tishler, chair of the Ochs-Sulzberger Trust - Rebecca Van Dyck, CMO of Airbnb"
Apple IIe with Double 5 1/4" floppy drive (two disk drives in one case) stacked with matching green on black monitor that all align perfectly with width of computer.
Cover of The Macintosh Way by Guy Kawasaki in hardcover
Screenshot of popup confirmation to delete doordash account: "Confirm account deletion - Are you sure you want to delete your account and customer data from DoorDash? This action is permanent and cannot be undone." With "Cancel" and "Delete Account" buttons
Screenshot of tweet from "shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn" on 11/20/13 Text of tweet: "My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt." 4,291 RETWEETS 9,467 LIKES
Screenshot of twitter post by Ebert @horsedivorce: "me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets."
Screenshot of Google Maps with Darke County Dog Shelter highlighted, but in 4 places on screen (sidebar, popup, label, search bar) it is called "Darke County Dog(WE DO NOT TAKE CATS) Shelter"
Kyocera 7135 Palm Pilot cell phone. Yes a flip phone with number pad on bottom and a touch screen and writing area for Palm grafiti handwiriting
Matthew Lillard as Cereal Killer in Hackers 1996
screenshot of slide with title and heading "What is a euro screw? A quick introduction" in white text on a green background on the left side and a close up picture of a thick screw with a complicated head pattern on the right
Picture of self-centering drill bit in package labeled "5mm hex-shank centering bits Meches à centrer à queue hexagonale de 5 mm Made In Talwan/ Fabriqué à Taïwan 722271"
Screenshot from L'Impératrice video for the song Peur des filles credits with text: "Men may have been harmed in the making of this music video. If so please know we are truly not sorry and laughing our heads off. ©2020 - kill all men and take over this planet - all rights reserved."
Hank Hill in a picture with a dolphin holding him underwater. Added text "HANK HILL DOLPHIN LOVE"
PowerBook G3 booting Mac OS 9.1
PowerBook G3 “Lombard” mode with bronze keyboard sitting open on a footstool, it is a bit dusty and the “z” key is missing on the keyboard
Miss Cressida Cowper as the new Lady Penwood wearing a dress that consists of mostly bows in increasingly large sizes that looks vaguely like the cards bouncing around when you win solitaire
Screenshot of GIthub Languages summary for a project: PHP 40.0% Python 23.5% Java 20.9% TypeScript 14.7% Go Template 0.5% Other 0.2% Go 0.2%
Screenshot of Rovo AI feature in Atlassian Confluence with text: "Answer Vault is a centralized secrets management system used to securely store sensitive data such as API keys, database credentials, and certificates. It provides encrypted key-value storage, dynamic secret generation, fine-grained access control, and auditing. Vault is integrated into deployment pipelines and infrastructure to..... Uses AI. Verify results."
In app pop-up for: "Atlassian Team '26 May 5-7, 2026 Anaheim, CA and online Add more dev joy to your day Discover how Rovo agents, automations, and integtaions automate tedious tasks so you can focus on impact" with 'register now' button and 'remind me later' button
email from Ohio Department of Public Safety to me "Hi Michael Prasuhn Welcome to the Crash Statistics System !"
Picture of a mini-fridge in almost perfect isometric view, with background blurred and subject crisply focused and expertly framed
Cover Our Lady Peace album "Happiness... Is Not a Fish That You Can Catch" shows a man with a bowler hat holding a large fish on a sandy beach
Screenshot of Apple News widget on iPhone screen, with 5 headlines and pictures for each headline
A package of Tyson heart shaped chicken nuggets labeled “Nuggets of Love”
Screenshot of letterboxd list with two movies, title is: "An Overly-Friendly Religious Extremist Who Is Bad at Cussing & Talks to Animals Harbors Unrequited Love for Financially Successful But Creatively Bankrupt James Caan and Spends the Winter Making Gross Spaghetti and Helping Him Get a Book Published" Directed by a comedic actor who was in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET. MISERY elf
White Ford Explorer police SUV with "Postal Police" and red/white stripe parked on city street, scaffolding in background
No/Yes lady meme, text "milkshake duck" over negative face, and "musicology duck" over excited face
Wide shot of Flock camera on black pole very close to road.
Closeup of tire and loading sticker for a car, also shown in position mounted sideways in the drivers door frame
Scene from Stranger Things season 4: Max is sitting in front of a gravestone, and three friends are looking through cassette tapes on the ground in front of her
Screenshot of wikipedia article titled: "Federal law enforcement in the United States List of former agencies and units of agencies (edit source ] • United States Revenue Cutter Service (1790-1915) (merged with the United States Life-Saving Ser... States Coast Guard) • Bureau of Internal Revenue, Narcotic Division (1921-1927) (transferred to Bureau of Prohibition) • Bureau of Prohibition, Narcotic Division (1927-1930) (merged into Federal Bureau of Narcotics) • Federal Narcotics Control Board (FNCB) (1922-1930) (merged into Federal Bureau of Narcotics)"