MiksMesses;

@miksmesses.bsky.social

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56, mom and grandmom, artist with no genre, talker with no filter. End-of-Life Caregiver, photographer, writer, crafter, silly widget, tender-hearted poet with a machete, lyricist, activist, wood-worker, using my Old-White-Karen Powers for good not evil.

Photo of Donald Trump and Putin. Text says: Putin greets Trump in Moscow and takes him back into his private Chambers where he's waited on hand and foot by Russia's most gorgeous women. He smiles at Trump and says these models were hand-picked for their beauty and obedience, watch! and snaps his fingers. Without a word one of the gorgeous bombshells rushes over, drops to her knees, undoes Putin's pants and goes to work. Putin leans back, and after a moment pushes her head back, slaps her and she rushes off with a fake smile and a tear in her eye to continue with her other duties. Putin winks at Trump and asks want to give it a try? Trump says okay but don't slap me. afterwards
A screenshot of a post that says: Proof that airplanes aren't real. We don't have that kind of technology as humans, it's impossible to fly in the air. Throw a feather into the air and it comes down. No way thousands of pounds of metal is able to fly. When you book a flight it's using demonic technology, using demon energy to transport you to your destination. The "x-rays" at TSA transmit signals to your brain to convince you that this demonic technology is actually human technology. I will never fly in a "airplane" the airplanes you think you see are holograms using the same demonic technology. Even if we could somehow fly using non demonic human technology the government wouldn't let us, because it would prove the Earth is flat.
JD Vance seated which shows his tiny little legs. Probably stunted growth from couch humping.
Ancient government bamboozlers giving each other a high five, one from a hoveround and one in a wheelchair. Likely celebrating the thousands of Poors who now won't get assistance.
A group of four people, drawn in pen and ink sitting around a table at what appears to be a seance. At the top, the title says: Zoom meetings are just modern sciences. At the bottom, there's four bullet points: • There's someone who wants to join us • Elizabeth are you there? • We can't hear you. • Can you hear us?
Text says: We listen &we don't judge. Me: Photo of a Barbie-like doll with very judgy face
Photo of a person slicing a round cheese. The text says: [when faced with a stressful decision] I will need to eat some cheese about this
Three photos of DTjr with white powder across his top lip, and the caption says: Thanks, Dad, for bringing back the plastic straws...
Cartoon showing a little girl with ponytails and glasses hovering over a giant mug of coffee with cookies surrounding on the mug it says good morning with a heart.
Cartoon of Trump rolling up the American flag, with Project 2025 at the top of the roll, which reveals the Nazi flag underneath.
A wolf stands at a podium, surrounded by sheep, the text says once elected I will be vegetarian
Cartoon of Trump and Musk, adorned in Nazi paraphernalia. Behind is the Statue of Liberty with a sign saying No poor. No huddled masses. In front of her is a huge sign saying: No refugees except white Afrikaner reverse racism victims. Trump has a bottle in one hand and a message that says from AfriForum. Musk, seigheiling, says: My brethren! They're not coming?! And Trump, reading from message says: Turns out the land grabs down there are all still the ones in their favor. Cartoon by Zapiro
Text says we listen and we don't judge me: picture of a Barbie with a messed up face looking very judgy
Top panel, Wonder Years Kevin. Caption saying let's see...where were we? Bottom panel, Grandpa Colombo says oh yes in the pit of despair
Picture of two little girls one is holding several Valentine's, the other only one. The text says: Peggy had many Valentine's cards while Viola only had one. Peggy is a whore.
Man looking at a bottle of yellow liquid in a laboratory, and the caption says: Ahh finally...Extra slutty olive oil.
The Coup Oligarchs with brain worms.
AI picture of a wannabe dictator wearing a clown suit and grinning evilly.
Inner photo, screenshot of Lauren bobert's tweet saying 'tell me I'm not the only one needing subtitles for this' the answering tweet by Alex Cole said 'ma'am you got kicked out of Beetlejuice for performing your own halftime show sit this one out.' I answer with 'the fact that closed captions are DEI funded is nauseatingly ironic'
Picture of children sitting on the floor in a circle reading. The captions say, "Went to the library a few weeks ago and my three year old walked up to the kids librarian and said I am looking for that crocodile book. Also I wanted to let you know I have an etch A Sketch but I would also like to find that crocodile book. The one with the crocodile. And the librarian search the database walk to the shelf and pulled out the watermelon seed by Greg pizzoli my son exclaimed that's the one that, my friends, is the closest thing to real magic that I have ever seen
Two panel photo Top panel is a city of Chicago Garbage truck in 1940. Bottom panel is the giant Fox News remote truck with satellite, and the words Garbage truck today.
The caption reads: My reaction to absolutely everything right now. The pic is Christopher Walken with extreme stank face
Top panel, Justin Trudeau says So I offered him what we've already been doing and he dropped the tariffs! Bottom panel is the Mexican president saying OMG...SAME!
If you're going to blame dei for the crash you need to credit dei for the previous 16 years of safe commercial air travel.
For the record, it's still the Gulf of Mexico and we're still celebrating Black History Month.
Text reads how was your 2024? Me: with a picture of "written by Stephen King directed by Quentin Tarantino soundtrack by Yoko Ono"
Picture of man with rifle. Caption says: NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government. An embarrassed national rifle association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.
AI rendering of Donald Trump wearing a clown suit, pouting. Caption says: When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.
Cats, a composite photo of several cats.
Picture is of 5 very old men with white beards and the clothes of ancient warriors. They are armed, scowling, and coming at you. The Last Hero by Terry Pratchett in the Discworld series. Cohen the Barbarian, and his decrepit old horde, plan one last heist, and save the world.
Gray cat and orange cat laying across the desk.
Hellfire the orange Pixie-bob cat sleeping.
Caladium plant with 2 blooms.
Hellfire, the orange Pixie-bob cat, sleeping on my headboard. Items surrounding is a black and orange witchy coffee mug, a candle tin, remote and random cords, white silicone chick nightlight.
Compression socks, black with white skulls. Background is shelves of plants and a witchy coffee mug.
A sickly, balding man in a suit, standing in the White House, holding his hands in recognized nazi-style racist gestures with a smug look.
A gray cat being talked to by an orange cat.
Gray cat named Brimstone on a fuzzy blanket making biscuits but watching for Hellfire since it's his blankie.
Hellfire the orange Pixie-bob sleeping on a printer next to a plant.
A lemur photographed mid jump as he is in a fencer's pose; back leg and arm straight, other arm and leg bent.
Hellfire and Brimstone looking ty leftovers of catfish and shrimp.
Bare tree branches, bright blue sky, and a fluffy hawk sitting on the branch.
Photo of Captain Kirk from Star Trek, and a woman, looking exhausted. Caption says: When it was supposed to be sexy night but y'all went too hard on endless breadsticks at the Olive Garden
Character from Poltergeist 2.
Girl in a pink dress with an erection
Screenshot of Reverend Henry Kane, the character from Poltergeist 2.
Gray cat with bushy fur, asleep on his back.
Photo of bright blue sky behind the naked branches of a winter tree, whereupon a hawk (?) sits all fluffy.
Tiny plant with a drip of water. More greenery and a window behind.
Hellfire, the orange Pixie-bob cat, spreading his beans.
Hellfire the orange Pixie-bob cat making biscuits.
Bitty kitty peeping between the mattress and headboard.
Hellfire, the orange Pixie-bob cat sleeping with paws all adorable and stuff.
Chunky blue heeler in a cluttered room looking pathetic to get a bite of my food.
Picture of part of a headboard. Top shelf has white silicone chick, 2 aliens in resin, and a tissue dispenser shaped like a cat. Internal shelf has a giant pull caddy, plus medication bottles.
Basic white woman on steps.
A table in the corner with a small cat tree with stuffies, a plant, a change jar, and two cats eating from their food bowls. One cat is a long haired gray and one is an orange Pixie-bob.
One man stands with hands on hips, and a grimace on his face. His hands are wrapped but other clothing is not visible. Behind him is a shorter man in a blue button up shirt. In front of the tall man is Hulk Hogan, on his knees, looking like he's screaming.