Miles Smith

@milothepsychic.starbase80.net

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Scientist. Virologist by training; bioinformatics and autoimmunity in the 9-5; 3D printing, dogs, and board games the rest of the time. Star Trek and ⬋⬋⬋ Infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

LaForge and Data standing in front of a display showing an odd spider web-like mathematical shape labeled “Topological Anomaly 4747” to Picard. From Star Trek TNG episode “I, Borg”
Superintendent Chalmers exclaiming “ Mitch McConnell?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country?”
Image from the Simpsons' episode "Cape Feare" (S5E2), where a parole board member turning to another after Sideshow Bob has just shown his "Die Bart Die" tattoo. The original caption of "No one who speaks German can be an evil man" has had the "speaks German" replaced with "has a Nazi tattoo"
The Duomo of Milan
The Arm/Man from Another Place sitting in the Red Room from Twin Peaks
Captain Janeway, sitting in Voyager’s captain’s chair, saying, “Time to take out the garbage”
A photoshopped image from a presentation at a ComicCon with a wall full of potential Master and Commander movie names and release dates like it is setting up the Aubrey-Maturin Cenematic Universe.
Helen Lovejoy meme from The Simpsons, with her saying “Won’t somebody please think of the private jet owners?!”
An example Pakled, from Star Trek: TNG https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Pakled
Dr Kreiger raising his hands and stating "Stop... my penis can only get so erect."
Cover of the VHS tape/DVD for “Three Men and a Baby”
Zoey and Alia, the evil leapers who try to put wrong what once went right. From Quantum Leap
Three panel comic meme, based on the dog wanting a ball thrown but not wanting to give the ball. Text reads "No mRNA, only protein"
A bunch of people watching a round oval ringed by a fluorescent blue -a view screen of Cardassian origin. From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Armus from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil" - a vaguely humanoid figure, all black and shiny, covered in and dripping tar.
Scene from the moving Blazing Saddles, where the character Jim (played by Gene Wilder) attempts to console Bart (played by Cleavon Little) with "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."
Image from the early 2000's commercial for the topical headache cream HEADON, which shows a woman placing a lipbalm-like tube just above her brow and has text overlaid saying "Apply directly to forehead"
It's a pin of an eagle holding the swastika on a SS officer's hat, just like the one Kelly Neumann's grandfather is wearing in the photo
Krusty the Clown quietly saying "It moved me..." before standing up and shouting "TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"
Picture of a "verified" "psychic" that has a heavy brow and wide open forehead with raised central area in the middle like she's a Kazon or Bolian or something with headloaf.
Meme format, with a woman on the left hand side appear to ask the question "A shart? By this president?" and text below saying "It's more likely than you think. FREE PC CHECK!"
The "stonks" meme image - a creepy, almost human form in a suit standing in front of a spreadsheet with an arrow pointing to the upper right with the word "stonks" emblazoned in front.
James Franco in a scene from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, about to be hung until dead, asking the man next to him "First time?"
Bugs Bunny, in a tux, normally shown in the "I wish you all a very merry..." meme format
From the Simpsons - a man covered in coal dust prepares to shovel a load of dogs into a furnace to make a steam ship go faster. From Bart's imagination.
Picture of a husky dog. Like the breed, not overweight. Well, it could be overweight, but it is difficult to tell from just the picture.
Vito Corleone from the Godfather looking away from his murdered son and saying "Look how they massacred my boy."
Screengrab of the video of a fucking Nazi named "Jeremy Carl" testifying before the US Congress.
A dramatic barren scene with a man in black and with with outstretched hands, wearing a preachers frock appearing in the clouds behind a dirty, disheveled man walking toward the viewer with purpose. From the show Carnivále
Screenshot from an episode of the Simpsons where Ned Flander's beatnik mother is telling a therapist that Ned is completely out of control and they need help because "We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas"
Fester Adams from Adams Family Values wearing an oversized white suit, seafoam colored turtleneck, and the absolute worst bowl-cut straw colored wig
Picture from the movie Downfall of Hitler yelling
Screenshot of fundraising email from Maine senate candidate Graham Planter - you know, the guy who drunkenly got an SS Totenkopf tattoo in Croatia, of all places - with the text: “Nothing pisses me off more than getting a fundraising text from Democrats talking about how they’re fighting fascism… Because it’s such B.S. We’re not idiots. Everyone knows most of them aren’t doing jack right now to fight back.”
Milhouse van Houten, on stage and looking dejected, captioned "But my mom says I'm cool"
Lisa and Bart Simpson, listening to a speaker phone tell them that their father, with it saying “Oh, yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach”
Picture of a ghostly Adolf Hitler with his arm around an average white dude using a laptop that has the OpenAI logo on its lid. Text on the poster reads “Using generative AI? You’re PROMPTING with HITLER! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your BRAIN INSTEAD”
“Blood for the blood god” in red-shadowed yellow text on a blue background like Zohran Mamdani’s campaign posters.
Fred Armisen as the Venezuelan vice director from Parks and Recreation saying "Believe it or not, straight to the wood chipper", a play on the "Believe it or not, straight to jail" meme
Grandpa Simpson hanging a US flag with 49 stars, explaining that "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri"
Robert Patrick as Auggie Smith from Peacemaker, where his character is a raging Nazi/white nationalist.
John Crichton and Aeryn Sun from Farscape, with Aeryn holding out her pulse pistol as if aiming to shoot something. Which she probably is gonna do.
A Muscovy (Russian) duck
Batman breaking a gun saying "This is the weapon of the Enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." meme, with the gun labeled "AI"
Homer sadly telling Marge "I'd kill for you." and following it with an excited "Please ask me to kill for you".
The Dude, Walter, and Donnie from The Big Lebowski at the bowling alley. Overlaid is text saying "The genocide is not the issue here, dude."
Screenshot from Zelda: Windwaker - cel-shaded boy dressed in a green tunic on a grassy field with a windmill and the ocean behind him. Just the perfect level of graphics detail.
The same "Gourdhub" image as before, but with a black box covering it all and with a message that reads "Dear user, As you may know, Ken Paxton and Greg Abbot have a real bug up their ass (no kink shaming!) about grown adults freely viewing the activities of consenting pumpkins, squash, cucumbers, and other assorted gourds and instead wish to treat you like the children they are uncannily obsessed with. Unfortunately, in order to comply with their unwise, unsafe, privacy-breaking and, we believe, unconstitutional age-verification laws, we have had to disable access in the entirety of the United States of Trumpland"
Portion of an email explaining that cognitive behavioral therapy is now offered, covering many different topics including “Trauma (coming in October)”
From Jurassic Park: Dr. Ian Malcolm standing front of what appears to be a enormous pile of dirt - taller than a typical man - with grass and... chunks... embedded throughout, about to say "That is one big pile of shit"
Charlie the Unicorn
Homer telling Bart "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter"
Image from the Simpsons of a very large SUV on fire, with music playing over it with the lyrics "Top of the line in utility sports / Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero!"