Minda Haas Kuhlmann

@minda33.bsky.social

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She/her. Omaha Storm Chasers photos, shiny things, Chiefs, Royals.

Screenshot from Google Weather for North Omaha showing the air quality index at 185, which is not good!
Mirror selfie of a midsize white woman with messy brown hair, in brown cargo pants and a dark magenta sports bra. I am giving the peace sign because I cannot take a picture without one APPARENTLY
A lime green car backed into a space so you can see that the front bumper says OMW2FYB
A 2-year-old girl in a white shirt with cherries printed on it. She's got one hand up to her smiling face and there's a beam of sunshine from the window highlighting one side of her face. Behind her is my messy desk but that's less important.
In the comments on a TikTok about two fighter jets colliding during an air show in idaho, a user named Jon W commented: "This will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go into the garden cover myself in dirt and pretend I’m a carrot."
Two men standing in front of a van or suv with the trunk door open
An orange and white cat in a black harness and leash sits in the grass, facing the camera with paws crossed nearly in front of them. Their expression is very businesslike. The Werner Park outfield wall is blurry in the background.
A long-haired cat with dark brown and tan fur is wearing a teal harness that complement their soft green eyes. They are sitting in a way that makes them look slightly nervous, and are next to a person seated in the grass wearing a black tshirt
A hairless cat wrapped in a gray blanket, looking stylish in a red and white crocheted bonnet with a baseball stitch pattern.
A GORGEOUS white cat with a gray face and seaglass green eyes sitting in the grass, staring straight into the camera. Werner Park, the baseball stadium where the Omaha Storm Chasers play, is blurry in the background.
A tortoiseshell cat looking annoyed, next to a black and white cat who is relaxed worn half closed eyes. Both cats are inside of a carrier with colorful blankets draped over it, but the door is unzipped.
Selfie of a me, white woman with chin length wavy brown hair. Pieces of it are going in every direction.
A portrait of Bill Parcells in New England Patriots jacket, holding a silver Patriots helmet on his knee.
Bluesky screenshot showing I'm hiding the NYT ragebait piece about the 30 greatest living American songwriters
A toddler sitting on a changing table reading a book, under a canvas print that says "reading is always a good idea"
A small rainbow candle on a clear toothpick. The candle has been bitten up, and the colors are all smudged.
Crossword clue that says "preposterous" but there's only four blanks for the answer
Selfie of a white woman with curtain bangs that kinda need to be washed, lol. I'm making a peace sign in front of my face and wearing a blue crewneck. The background is my fridge
Two adult gorillas standing on all fours in the window at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha. Camera pans to the empty interior hallway and s toddler in a purple shirt is quickly walking away without looking at the gorillas at all
Screenshot from a USPS tracking page showing my Harry Styles CD arrived at an Omaha facility on March 7 and is now "moving through network" but somehow still not delivered to my house. Which is also in Omaha.
A vinyl record sleeve with a marching band member, smiling and wearing a fancy marching band hat and red lipstick. The title is Famous Football Songs of the Southwest conference
In an indoor enclosure, two giraffes with necks crossed over each other munch snacks off a wall. A third and fourth giraffe are visible further back.
Wikipedia screenshot: "Personal life. Davies married Megan White on December 3, 2016.[29] They were divorced in May 2022.[30]"
A toddler, illuminated by sunlight through the window, points at a toy block and a toy cow. Other blocks are sitting in the wells of a muffin pan.
A grinning baby in a purple bib and animal print shirt
A man walking down a city street holding two pieces of luggage and dancing around like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music as she heads to the Von Trapp house for the first time
Screenshot of Will Klein Instagram story with his caption "oh. My. God." above a Topps Shohei Ohtani constellation variation card, which features Ohtani set in a beautiful galactic background. It is worth a LOT
Mirror selfie in a salon chair, and my hair is just past boob length and looks raggedy.
A Black person wearing a black winter coat with the hood up. The camera pans closer to their face with each line spoken. Their eyes are wide open, sparkling with the joy of delivering an exquisitely silly joke.
A person in a construction vest standing at some kind of construction site with huge stacks of cement blocks behind them
A smiling woman all bundled up in winter gear faces the camera. She's outside in a city setting at night. Two men pop their heads into the frame to hear the joke she is telling, then disappear again when they double over in laughter.
A man with dark hair and a short trimmed beard, wearing a light colored ball cap. The camera is below him pointing up toward his face. As he speaks he looks contemplative, then confused.
A white woman with brown hair and tortoiseshell glasses speaking directly at the camera.
Woman with curly brown hair and big hoop earrings facing the camera speaking
Screenshot from TikTok of a woman in glasses talking, holding a cute hound in a pink collar. Text in the screen reads: Thedford Public Schools Kindergarten Scholars 407 Court St PO Box 248 Thedford NE 69166
Selfie stooped over and leaning toward the camera, with a cat on my shoulder. The cat looks both smug and perplexed.
A plastic tray with seven sections, each with a different kind of nuts. The label reads "Simple Orchards." There is an adding machine on the side of the picture because I am a dinosaur
Selfie with a red satin bow tied to my head like a loose headband.
Screenshot of Taylor Swift lyrics "Oh Lord, I think about jumping, off of very tall somethings"
Overhead view of a baby sitting at a small desk, with an activity book open in front of her. It has many small felt pieces that Velcro into place. A felt dog is in the baby's hair, which is very messy
One fish wiggling around with its belly and mouth visible so it looks like it's singing, then a whole group of fish doing the same thing when the full chorus kicks in
A white man with a reddish beard and black ball cap playing guitar and singing
A white man with a reddish beard and a ball cap playing guitar and singing
A red tee with an animated graphic of Shohei Ohtani holding a bat, in an Angels uniform
Just a garbled view of a bathroom floor and edge of a bathtub.
Someone pumping up a car jack thingie that has a jar of jam sitting on it
Young man in a purple shirt behind a bar offering a drink. Man in a gray shirt requests a Jack and Coke. Bartender asks if Pepsi is ok, customer agrees. Cut to bartender pouring Coke and Pepsi into a glass.
A Google trends graph for the search term Opalite over the last 90 days, showing a spike in mid August when Taylor Swift announced the song titles on her new album, then a HUGE spike when the album came out the other night
On the left is Bryce Harper and the knob of his baseball bat has a sticker that says Krew on it. On the right is the infamous Billy Ripken baseball card where "fuck face" is written on the knob of his bat. The tweet reads "Bryce honoring his newborn son, Krew, just like Billy Ripken did with his son, Fuckface."
A man standing and getting ready to slam a playing card down on the table among other men playing cards. Captions in Spanish translate as follows: the man is labeled "me;" the table is "a casual conversation;" and the card is labeled "the problem is capitalism."
The rear end of a Chevy Impala with a Transformers sticker, a Transformers license plate frame, and a vanity plate that says ME6ATRN
A baby in orange stripey Halloween pajamas with her face pressed against a wood-trimmed window and her little hands gripping the sill. Outside is a tree service's truck with high walls on the bed
Nate Eaton standing behind a video camera looking intently at the back screen while he holds the control arms.
A 15 month old baby in pink clothes and a white bucket hat, looking away from the camera toward the field at an Omaha Storm Chasers game.
A horse with its mane styled in different ways, synced with the viral "here's my bob" sound
A man in his kitchen singing a song about Bagel Bites, which are ready for action on top of his stove, to the tune of Edelweiss
AL Central standings, showing Minnesota at 62-78 in 4th place, and Chicago in last at 53-88
A baby in a pink dress and blue shoes running away from the camera in a large, darkened room surrounded by jellyfish tanks.
Andrea Grimes: "I've had a whiskey or two so apropos of nothing whatsoever, can I please tell y'all about one of the greatest karaoke crimes I've ever witnessed?" -view full thread- Andrea Grimes, replying to Claire Willett: "if I come across a snow monster who specializes in pregnancy termination, you will be the first to know!!!" Claire Willett: the best I could come up with was like an escort who wore a costume to scare off protestors so like free idea if anyone needs it"
Alex Gordon in a white Omaha Storm Chasers jersey. He's standing in the dugout cradling a baseball bat in his arms and looking at it with love