Minerva, the Apocalypse 🔞

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Fan Artist, animation and music fan. May or may not upload NSFW once in a blue moon. So minors DNI 🔞

The fictional Drake Stone MtG cards from the Sorcerer's Apprentice
P1: Claire Young-Alves (A tall muscular girl with medium brown skin, shoulder length dyed blond haur and big round green eyes wearing a blue strapless crop top) is crying and coughing, looking down. The sky looks brown and grayish due to the smoke and pollution. Claire: "*cough, cough* Stupid wildfires!! This air is unbearable! And the heat makes it even worse! What are we at?? 120 F? It sure feels like! Innit, Aki?" P2: Aki Goldstein (a young slim girl with tan skin, a tatoo on her wrist, long black hair in a ponytail with colorful bangs and dark almond shaped eyes wearing a teal bra, jean shorts, a black pouch on herleft arm and a star of David necklace) is lying down on the grass. She is gasping for air, drooling and crying, she is looking upwards, rolling her eyes, barely conscious. She is wheezing, coughing and her heart is pounding hard and fast as she struggles to keep breathing. She faintly whispers "Help me" Claire: "Aki!! Your asthma!"
Funky Kong says "Where's my virginity?"
Funny Valentine from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Miss Marvel (Kamala Khan) usingg her powers to embiggen her left hand
There's a platypus controlling me.
Aki Goldstein (a young slim girl with tan skin, long black hair in a ponytail with colorful bangs and dark almond shaped eyes wearing a teal tank top, Jean shorts and a star of David necklace) And Claire Young-Alves (A tall muscular girl with medium brown skin, shoulder length dyed blond haur and big round green eyes wearing a blue halter style crop top, black sports pants and a puka shell necklace with a small star of David attached) are hugging and carrying love letters to each other. There is a golden star of David and a Pink heart behind them On top there is a message that reads "Happy Tu B'Av!"
Reverse causation When you think X causes Y But in reality Y causes X
Logo of the late 80s to late 90s mexican rock band Caifanes
Kristen Gregory reblogs a post defendimg trans rights
Planar Cleansing {3}{W}{W}{W} Sorcery Destroy all nonland permanents. Illustrated by Michael Komarck
A painting by Tim and Greg Hildebrandt depicting the demon Chernabog from the movie fantasía. A muscular, sinister demon spreading his wings and arms while surrounded by flames on top of a dark mountain
A screencap from the "Night on Bald Mountain" scene in Fantasía, depicting an eerie closeup of the demon Chernabog
The DEBOONKER
Source? I made it up *Dr Manhattan aurafarming*
Therrrrrre Herrrre
Chris Pratt El fin se acerca
The old resident evil movies
Reassembling skeleton
Nelson from the Simpsons: "I can think of at least to things wrong with that title"
The Toadies álbum "Rubberneck"
Meme with Mordecai from Regular Show, Patrick from Spongebob and Jeremy from Phineas & Ferb comically asleep on a couch
The "Does he know?" Meme
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
Cover art of Soda Stereo's 1992 album "Dynamo"
Brad from Kick Buttowdki stinking and looking chopped AF
A picture of notorious Pokemon criminal Iron Mugulis and Raikou's paradox form Great Neck (depicted from the necesito down because its neck is too long) over a green background, under them it reads "Like and Sub for the Safety of Humanity"
P1: Maya Michaels (a slim girl with long brown hair and white skin) is wearing a red Spain National Team jersey while being carried by others. She holds the FIFA Men World Cup trophy on her left hand. A narrador in the background shouts "España campeón del mundo!" P2: Marchesa Martínez (a slim tall girl with light brown skin and long black hair that has blue bangs) is wearing a white and light blue Argentina National Team jersey while lying on the turf and crying. She says "Déjenme si estoy llorando..."
Las pajas! Eso es!
An Avatar made from Djarn's picrew depicting a trans woman with a leather jacket and glasses
A shirtless man is cooking Meat on a rack in the floor next to a crappy sonic the hedgehog statue and a v analizado statue of comic charavter gaturro. Behind him there is a sign that reads "Jornada en homenaje a HP Pijurro" (day of homage to HP Dickurro)
Promo art for Kamigawa Titanbreach
Aragorn, the Uniter {R}{G}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Noble Whenever you cast a white spell, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token. Whenever you cast a blue spell, scry 2. Whenever you cast a red spell, Aragorn deals 3 damage to target opponent. Whenever you cast a green spell, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. 5/5 Illustrated by Paolo Parente
Painting by Fernando Botero of an oversized woman practicing ballet
A DanDaDan meme showing Okarun with the caption "Half man Half Turbo Granny"
A writeup of the career of designer Lance Wyman and some of his most iconic logos, notable ibcluding the 1968 summer olympics, the México City Metro and the Papalote museum in Chapultepec
Spike Spiegel from anime cowboy bebop: "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me"
Belgian footballer Romelu Lukaku celebrates with a teammate after scoring a goal against Team USA
Spanish footballer Borja Iglesias with a cap reading "Dios Bendiga el Reggaeton, Amen" (God Bless Reggaeton, Amen)
The "Monstruo 2010" narcotank: A Ford F-350 that has been heavily armored and features a turret. Confiscated by Mexican authorities in Jalisco, 2011.
A before and after of the statue of comic strip character "Gaturro" (a yellow cartoon cat with an exaggerated smile) in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Despite it being fenced, the statue has been vandalized with graffiti and garbage beyond recognition, yet the fence stays completely intact
A before and after of the statue of comic strip character "Gaturro" (a yellow cartoon cat with an exaggerated smile) in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Despite it being fenced, the statue has been vandalized with graffiti and garbage beyond recognition, yet the fence stays completely intact
Statue of comic strip character "Gaturro" (a yellow cartoon cat with an exaggerated smile) in a Buenos Aires, Argentina street. The statue has been heavily vandalized with grafitti
A statue of comic strip character "Gaturro" (a yellow cartoon cat with a huge smile) that has been thoroughly vandalized with graffiti, including XD written, an amogus and several crudely drawn penises
Tom the cat mixing tonayan liquor with Kool Aid and a bag of ice to create the typa concoction that phyrexianized Ajani
P1: Aki Goldstein (A young slim girl with tan skin, long black hair with colorful bangs in a ponytail and almond shaped eyes) is on a boat in a lake, looking bored. Claire Young-Alves (A young athletic girl with medium brown skin, green eyes and shoulder lengths blond dyed hair wearing a green fishing vest and a blue bra) is fishing on the other end of the boat. Aki: "Damn this is so boring" Claire: "You told me you liked fishing" Aki: "Yeah but not this kind of fishing!" Claire: "What do you mean?" P2: Aki is stripping down to a teal bikini, removing her tank top and shorts P3: Aki dives in her bikini towards the lake, carrying a long sharp stick on her hand Claire: "Aki, wait!!"
Go Dexter Family GO!
Art of MtG legendary creature Tinybones, a small skeletonfolk thief carrying small treasures on a sack while hiding, waiting for his next hesit
Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle in a fancy suit, photobombing another family's picture, with a caption that reads "Dewey, get out of there. That's not your family."
A parallel between future Trunks from dbz and Superboy from MAWS
P1: Akiva (Aki Goldstein's D&D character, an elf sorcerer with tan skin, long black hair with multicolor bangs in a ponytail, golden eyes and teal marks across her body; wearing a choker with a star of David, black spiky shoulder pads, black long gloves, a black cape, white sarashi bandages covering her breasts, a black loincloth engraved with multiple symbols and long black stockings and boots) is shown in a dutch angle closeup extending her hand with a hexagram symbol in the glove palm, conjuring a powerful blue magic and frowning as she says: "Well, it is the end, my friend..." P2: Akiva is seen from the back shooting a massive blue flame spell at an enemy who is vaguely seen as shadows of bones as Aki screams "Obliterate!!"
Ashley Tavares (A very tall and muscular girl with medium brown skin, long black messy hair and green eyes) is posing laying down, wearing a pair of jeans and an open blue vest with nothing underneath. She's flexing her muscles as a message with sparks is next to her saying "Embrace your Strength"
MtG 2026 year lineup
youknowwho
Monstrous Rage {R} Instant Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.) “My, what big paws y—” —Thomas the woodsman, last words Illustrated by Borja Pindado
Drawing of Claudia Díaz (A young athletic girl with medium brown skin, brown eyes, and shoulder length dark brown hair) and Marchesa Martinez (A young tall girl with medium brown skin which looks darker than her usual skin tone, long black hair with blue dyed tips, black eyes, and a scar in her upper right chest covered by a tattoo that reads "Invicta") are at the beach, Claudia is wearing a Texas flag pattern bikini and is smiling and reaching for Marchesa's behind while Marche is wearing a black bikini and staring confused and slightly embarrased at her own arm Claudia: "You look really nice with a tan, hey Marchie <3" Marchesa: "huh???" (In her mind: "Oh my god I look as dark as Claudia now???")
Alec Trevelyan (Agent 006) from the James Bond movie "Goldeneye"