@miserable-hag.bsky.social

@miserable-hag.bsky.social

149 Followers 139 Following

Not as mean or ugly as you might think The only straight person @lesbianashley.bsky.social knows She/her 📍🇨🇦

Sephora order comprising of a dr jart soothing sheet mask which is nice in the summer after a hot day if you put it in the fridge first, a set of biodance pdrn masks which I have used before and are nice when you want some self care and feel dry, L'Oreal professional metal detox shampoo sample size because I have hard water and my hair looks like an old mop as a result, along with the L'Oreal professional oil treatment which is supposed to make it hydrated and shiny, I don't know my bestie does hair and this is what her salon uses so I asked her advice and went into a fugue state on the Sephora website and this what arrived at my house a few days later these were all wants not needs thanks for reading if it you made it this far 🦒
That meme of a grumpy looking kid in 3 frames saying nice things insincerely
Two scoops of gelato, one is coffee and one is vanilla, which I decided to get as a treat to try to improve my low mood
Updated bio
A Hugo spritz on a wooden table with a friend in the background
Screenshot of my calendar with a reminder that today is Julia (of The Lesbians™) birthday today, May 25th
Rows of tulips
Purple room with gold framed art
Wooden privy with modern plumbing
Apparently the actual oldest pub is contested but I had a half pint of cider here anyway just to say I did
Modern day Titanic-themed puzzles and games
Replica heart of the ocean necklace being sold at the Titanic museum in Belfast
Pants with a wet mark in the shape of a heart to indicate ... Well...
exactly what you'd expect
Anthony from Sex and the City sitting on a park bench with Charlotte talking about a man's butt
Lesbian Ashley crashing out in the Roblox guild because people couldn't get it together despite several notices of advance warning
Mekhai Phifer as Tommy Brown smoking and looking absolutely done with things in an ugly shirt
Porcelain bookstore. The lights on it change colour but blue sky wouldn't let me post both photos and videos
Some snazzy pencils with iconic quotes from the 1996 Patti LaBelle tree lighting fiasco performance. I was going to end this by saying "rip" since I thought she was dead and this fuzzy filter makes it look like she is, but it turns out she is still alive. May she have many more years
A screenshot of my calendar where I have labeled November 23rd as internet pal Carly Potcake's birthday
Several chat friends making the same joke
A hardcover copy of Cory Doctor's newest book about why the internet sucks now. It is black with a poop emoji on the cover. The book is resting on a purple furry blanket. Please be good 🤞🏻
Ro's roblox character barely obscured by a chair in a corner during a round of escape the killer set in the haunted mansion map
The third parking ticket I have received in the past month directly next to the note I have resorted to leaving on my windshield that reads "I am a resident. This vehicle is registered to this parking space. Please stop giving me tickets!" . The please is underlined to indicate my frustration and desperation. My property manager sucks for this continuing to be a problem
One of six of Louise Bourgeois's Maman sculpture outside the National Gallery of Canada. It is a 30 foot tall metal spider with a few egg sacs in the abdomen. The background is bright blue sky with some clouds and fall leaves; a smidgen of the gallery glass dome can be seen at right and one spire of Canadian parliament is above the trees to the extreme left
Don Draper from Mad Men at the movies hacking a dart
A snow globe of a spooky tree with graves. The glitter in it is bats
Lisa Simpson in a pink medieval number
A row of skincare products, all of which are fragrance free: Hada Labo premium hyaluronic milky lotion (ride or die best ever base layer for dry skin), PC BHA, PC omega serum, PC retinol, PC azelaic acid, big ol' tub of cerave lotion, For sun care: Avene oil cleanser for breaking down makeup and body sunscreen, Murad city skin SPF 50 (mineral, has a peach tint so no white cast and melts in nice), supergoop protectint SPF (I think it's a combo mineral chemical), I like a separate SPF product because I burn super easily and I'm vain about aging and this doubles as a foundation so I look put together for work while also being sun safe. For my body I use Eucerin complete hydration lotion sunscreen which is a chemical sunscreen and is fragrance free and about as cosmetically elegant a sunscreen you can get
A Bouvier sister from the Simpsons kneeling on a pentagram with candles in an attic
A balcony with me holding a glass of wine and Rosetta Stone lesson selector screen on an inexpensive tablet in a black and blue case
Screenshot of early 2000s romcom playlist on Spotify
A caucasian hand holding up a pink hibiscus iced tea with a green straw that was enjoyable but honestly wasn't really worth the 7 dollars I paid for it
Goth Barbie tarot reading
Chocolate cake with some swirly bits
Amazon dot CA screenshot of Demure brand lash tint in shade black for a price of 19.90 Canadian dollars
DW from the show Arthur with enormous black bags under her eyes, which represents how I feel about large group event planning that will inevitably have a terrible cost to fun ratio. Happy for my loved ones and their life events but my god I thought this phase of my life was over
A flat Rubbermaid tote bin stuffed full of drugstore photo centre prints from the 90s with photo albums off to the side
Sims friendship meter plummeting
A gin-based fishbowl drink that has 3oz of alcohol and was delicious but excessively large
Screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled Much Music 90's-2000
Spiky flowers in various shades
Red yellow and orange flowers
Three rosacea products stand before me: inkey list 10% azelaic acid serum, Paula's choice 10% azelaic acid booster, noritate 1% metro cream
Montreal smoked meat poutine with sauerkraut and mustard on it
A slightly dinged up emerald green iPod nano nicknamed "the wizard" on a beige couch as background being held by a white hand with Essie mint candy apple nail polish
A hand with black nail polish holding a canned Moscow mule beverage on a beige background. A tiny smidge of a tv with millionaire matchmaker playing can be seen
several shreks (chat) holding hands around a cartoon home with Carmen sitting on the front lawn
A view of a movie theatre screen showing an ad for a special Valentine's Day viewing of French film Amélie starring Audrey Tatou's atrocious bangs
A bag of Miss Vickie's sweet and spicy ketchup chips on a white countertop, leaning against an empty acacia wood wine rack
A copy of the sims 1 complete collection
A heather grey sweatshirt with the words " I cried today" stitched in black thread
The words "hey gorgeous" in pink neon signage on a floral wall backdrop behind several velvet chairs and marble-topped tables. It is all in various shades of millenial pink. There are flowers hanging from the tin roof
Snow White evil Queen dramatically looking out a window with a look of irritation and dismay on her face
Two fortune cookie fortunes on a black background. One says "your nature is harmonious and affectionate" and the other days "when opportunity knocks, answer the door".
A gold-rimmed coupe glass half filled with sparkling rose with a lipstick print of Huda Beauty in shade Icon
Marge Simpson looking away to indicate I pretend I do not see
A fancy orange cocktail in a champagne flute