Miss Chives 🐾

@misschives.bsky.social

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Cat lover. Tea drinker. Star Trek devotee. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. Copywriter. Cricket fan. Bedfordian. Irish rugby supporter. Member of Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 The truth is out there.

Paul Henry (on the left) shakes hand with David Seymour, who is sporting a freakishly childlike grin of over excitement
A screenshot from Stuff. Headline: Don’t use the c-word. Why Health NZ doesn’t want staff shortages called a “crisis”. Underneath this is a phograph of Simeon Brown.
A beautiful ginger and white cat is snuggled up with a lovely brown Burmese. Their fluffy bed looks like a smiley green monster.
A screenshot of TVNZ's Breakfast programme at 6.39 am on 16 June. Tova O'Brien is presenting. The ticker says: "Trump arrives in France for G7 Summit. Raw sewage discharge..."
A screenshot of an email from number8 bid - a company that auctions off liquidated assets. There are 14 companies mentioned in this email from several different industries.
Major Frank Burns of the 4077 MASH
The sleeve of the single I Wanna Be A Winner by Brown Sauce. From the BBC TV Saturday morning show: Swap Shop.
A screenshot of the three-breasted lady in Total Recall (1990)
A very handsome ginger and white cat snoozes in his mini-armchair. He is quite a chonky loaf.
A screen shot from imdb. A scene from Paul (2011) with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
A screenshot from the App Store showing a cartoon man with a hammer. Caption: What is Winston forging in the workshop?
A beautiful chonky ginger and white cat snoozing on his little stripy armchair.
A perfect tabby & white floof plays with his new catnip blankie.
A small flooffy tabby and white cat is either yawning or, more likely, roaring whilst sitting on his hooman’s work desk.
An AI-generated image of PM Christopher Luxon, wearing a blue suit, smiling and holding up a small cactus in a flower pot.
An AI-generated artistic depiction of President Trump standing next to a historically accurate rendition of Jesus - who was, after all, a Palestinian.
A screen shot of Adobe Stock (free images) with the search term: doctors. None of these people in white coats and/or blue scrubs remotely resemble Jesus Christ.
A screenshot from the BBC News app. Headline: Viktor Orbán concedes with Hungarian opposition on course for landslide election win
A smirking JD Vance shakes the hand of Hungary's authoritarian leader, Viktor Orban.
A very handsome brown Burmese is lolling around in his “Easter chick” shaped cat bed from Kmart. He has a naughty look on his face, and his murder mitts are on full display.
A 1News story: Christopher and Amanda Luxon smiling and sitting next to each other (presumably on a couch in one of their houses). Headline reads: Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers ‘’miss out” on the full story. Subheader reads: Amanda Luxon has suggested selective information may be to blame for her husband Prime Minister Christopher Luxon’s polling numbers.
A small pottery item, slightly conical but resembling a thumb with a face. These little items are called "James" and on sale at the Wēta Cave in Wellington.
A beautiful ginger and white cat snoozes on his blue fluffy bed
From Mad Max 3: Aunty Entity and one of her guards (a rotund, bald man) watching a contest in Thunderdome. They look a bit bothered.
Chlöe Swarbrick and David Seymour on TVNZ's Breakfast programme. They are standing side by side in Parliament. Seymour is talking about the govt's "support package". Chlöe's face makes it clear that she can't quite believe what she's hearing...
A photo of Coronation Street's Phyllis Pearce (played by the late Jill Summers). A lovely elderly lady, known for her purple rinse.
A very contented ginger and white cat snoozes in a cream and beige striped mini-arm chair.