Jared Gray

@misterjaredgray.bsky.social

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NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵

Cartoon in the style of iconic “A Trip To The Moon” image with Space X rocket crashed into the moon’s face, Moon is saying: I’m getting pretty sick of these billionaire “philanthropists”
“One Night Only” from Dreamgirls
Screenshot of “so you’re saying” being added to muted words list
Casting announcement: Julian Sewell as William Barfée
Lyrics from “big feelings”: ooh, you could blame the stars or blame your sign this sex is 'bout to make a grown man cry
Quote from The Little Mermaid: If only she'd show up for rehearsals once in a while.
A handful of songs from this playlist, including Africa, Grenade, Complicated, Poker Face, etc
August And Everything After - Counting Crows
“A Brand New Day” from The Wiz (1978)
Macy’s building with newly-revealed windows now that the big shopping bag facade is gone
Hermes in Hadestown
Elphaba caressing the burlap face of Fiyero
Professor Marvel, with speech bubble
Amber Gray as Persephone: “I don’t know about you boys”
Some more nonsense: In this piece, I regret the paragraph about the uses of the POC actors - who are all great, but IMO under-utilized (and why couldn't Himesh Patel be Odysseus instead?) | still think the film largely wastes its strong cast, but I framed it badly. 5:19 AM • Jul 29, 2026
The Lorax (2012)
Photo of me, charmed by the birthday candles on top of the mysterious pickle cake
Photo of me, confused and overwhelmed by a towering slice of pickle cake
Birthday selfie
Why, that’s his famous penis, of course!
The Mad Hatter in Disney’s Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade (2009)
Travis Scott as The Bard in The Odyssey
Don’t fucking look at me sir
“Revolting Children” from Matilda The Musical overlayed with “School” by Madonna
Blue baseball cap edited onto 90s computer tower
The Trojan Rabbit - Monty Python And The Holy Grail
John Hammond with Mr. DNA
Joanne Jefferson in Rent, with speech bubble
Frog shaped trash can
Defying Gravity riff
“I don’t know about you boys”
The characters of McDonaldland
“Look at that horse, look at that horse, look at that horse” - Beyoncé
Colm from The Banshees Of Inisherin, with speech bubble
Scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Ghostface on the phone, with speech bubble
Jerry’s head on that bird
Count Orlok in Nosferatu
Pennywise with red balloons
Mr. Toad, with speech bubble
Intro to Disneyland’s 30th Anniversary Celebration
Quote from Hercules: A lot of “yeuses”
Quote from Lord Of The Rings: “A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night”
Simpsons quote: “All I can be is myself”
Lyrics from Sweeney Todd: Smoke, smoke, sign of the Devil, sign of the Devil City on fire
Lyrics from “Macarena”: Now c'mon! What was I supposed to do? He was out of town, and his two friends were so fine
Kid from “let me see what you have” video
Quote from Wicked For Good: “You can’t leave because you can’t resist this”
Clip from Disney’s Atlantis The Lost Empire
Dot, rolling her eyes to the audience
Broadway’s Sunday In The Park With George
Quote from Jurassic Park modified to read: “These are passive living things that have no idea what century they're in”
Ermahgerd meme
Simpsons image: Mr. Burns preparing to drill into Hans Moleman’s head
Sam Neill in Jurassic Park
Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom Of Speech”
“What are you gonna do, stab me?” meme modified to read: Quote From Dead Man “I can’t die now.”
“No One Mourns The Wicked”
Rules for vintage children’s party game: Poor Pussy
Toad on his porch