Nigel Tufnel

@misterrora.bsky.social

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I sell chapeaus, what’s your size? he/his

A race car driver
Screenshot from the New York Times Spelling Bee game. The game is telling me that “buttle” isn’t in the word list. Which is bullshit, given the number of other obscure word they include in the list!
A baseball player. John Kirk from the Phillies.
Fantasy basketball lineup
Picture of an all star fantasy basketball lineup
Star Trek TNG title card “WerQ It”
A satirical title card for the show Star Trek The Next Generation. The words read: “the one which you’ll watch again in 20 years and cringe.
Star Trek TNG Title card
Star Trek DS9 title card
A Klingon in a red sweater says “Glory to you…and you neighborhood”. A play on Mr. Roger’s
A man smoking a cigarette looks stunned. Roy Schneider in Jaws
A dog stares mournfully out the door after mom left for work.
Three men sit next to each other. The Marx Brothers, Chico, Harpo, and Groucho.
A picture of a plastic squeaker from inside a dog toy. On the squeaker the following words are printed: “Game Over, Your Dog Won, Discard this Squeaker.”
A lays ima dog bed that is way too small.
A sign from the Simpsons that reads “Sneed’s Feed & Seed…formerly Chuck’s”
A group of football players on a stage. The 1985 Chicago Bears performing “The Super Bowl Shuffle.”
Tweet throwing shade at the Gorillaz band.
A Godzilla figurine is attacking a group of peeps marshmallows.
A rapidly diminishing old man sits a big desk with a puppet with a beard.
A man in a black coat. Sir Alex Ferguson, former manager of Manchester United.
Image with 2 covers from the first two Dune books. The the titles have been changed to “Paul is bad” and “Ok, I guess I wasn’t clear”
A picture of a man wearing hat and sunglasses while speaking. Jake Blues from “The Blues Brothers.”
A man walks past soldiers saying “This deal keeps getting worse all the time!” Lando Calrissian from “The Empire Strikes Back”
Sexy Alf. If you’re vision impaired, be thankful this once.
Bill Murray high school senior photo.
NBA legend Bill Russell poses with all of his championship rings.
Far side cartoon captioned “how nature says ‘do not touch’” featuring animals in warning poses and a strange man.
Picture of a Dock Ellis baseball card from 1972.
Creepy half rotten corpse.
A bernedoodle lounges in a chair.
A social media post with the user’s name and a racist avatar.
Jack Dorsey’s infamous tweet about Elon Musk “extending the light of consciousness.
Tweet from Jack Dorsey about Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter. Text: In principle, I don't believe anyone should own or run Twitter. It wants to be a public good at a protocol level, not a company. Solving for the problem of it being a company however, Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness.
A boy points his finger.
A man floats face down in a river with several arrows sticking out of his back.
Post referring to the “Darwin Threshhold” meaning that ~ 30% of the USA doesn’t believe in evolution.
Picture of a mug with a frog playing a lute on it. The text reads MILF: man I love frogs.
Three hockey player on the bench, each bruised and bloodied. The Hanson Brothers from the movie Slapshot.
A picture of a glory hole, with a Klingon looking through it and saying “I seek glory!”
Image of the World Cup Trophy made up of Trump and his lackeys.
A cartoon depicting the World Cup trophy made up of the Trump admin.
A man in uniform screams. Jack Nicholson from the movie “A Few Good Men”
A scene from the tv show “the Simpsons” a clown asks “sex cauldron, I thought they closed that place down!”
Nancy Reagan and Donald Trump shaking hands
Nancy Reagan shaking Donald Trump’s hand
Picture of album cover from “I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One” by Yo La Tengo.
Cartoon of a political party convention. Signs say Democratic and “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern”
Robert Duvall from “Apocalypse Now” A shirtless man squats on a beach, surrounded by soldiers.
Three jack-o-lanterns
Picture of a device with a sliding scale from 1-10. From the movie "The Princess Bride"
Comic from Tom the Dancing Bug “Everything was better when you were 12”
Comic about how everything was better when you were 12.
Marty McFly from “Back to the Future” wearing a red/orange vest
Klaus the henchman from “Top Secret” A man with a vacant expression holds a copy of the New York Post
26 year old Robin Ventura is regretting his choice to charge the mound as 46 year old Nolan Ryan has him in a headlock and is punching him in the head.
A picture of a car dashboard.
A man wearing a fancy suit and a walking cap from the Great Depression