Mj He/Him

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👋 ✌️ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🧙‍♂️ 🥑 🐱 Writer. Reader. Dungeon Master. WIP = Pych Haunting Historic Gay Thing?

Averagely done cat pumpkin carving with candle
A lovely long furred cat holding the ribbon that’s being tied round a box
A ‘zero fragrance’ cleaner I am trying to use to get rid of cat shit on the carpet.
Words float as burning embers as I tare the pages of your worlds. Tears and bile collide with cold detachment and do battle along the jagged edges of each ripped page; neither them nor me knowing whether they fight to avoid, or embrace, destruction. The final rip brings silence as the pieces drop to join those already there. It is neither peace nor relief that binds them, only grief.
WhatsApp chat. 1: ‘Orient wow. What a goal.’ 2: ‘Is this some Edward Said shit?’ 1: ‘pardon’
A photo of a sleep cat atop a roll of navy and gold star wrapping paper. She is curled up inside the roll.
A sleeping British blue (grey) cat with him legs all folded and crossed over and toe beans on show.
Book cover: A Botanical Daughter. By Noah Medlock
Book cover: future fish. By Conor Sneyd
Book Cover: Untouched. By Jayme Bean
Book Cover: ‘Lesser Known Monsters’ by Rory Michaelson
Book Cover: ‘Lesser Known Monsters’ by Rory Michaelson
Book cover: ‘cemetery boys’ by Aiden Thomas
Book cover: unseen academicals. By terry pratchett
Book cover: The poppy war
Book cover: ‘the blood traitor.’ Lynette Noni
Book cover: Horrible Histories. Rotten Romans.
Book Cover: ‘The Hunger Games’ by Suzanne Collins.
Spotify Wrapped top song: ‘Swell.’ By Cooza.
Book cover: ‘Bridget Jones’s diary’
Book cover: ‘Daughter of the Empire’ by Raymond E. Feist & Janny Wurts
Book Cover: ‘Kane and Abel’ by Jeffrey Archer
Book cover: ‘D&D Dungeon Master’s Guide
The Snowman
Book cover: ‘Parade’s End’ by Ford Maddox Ford. Cover shows an endless line of harrowed soldiers marching off the bottom right corner.
Book cover: ‘BABEL. An Arcane History’. By R. F. Kuang.
Book Cover: ‘Monstrous Regiment’. A discworld novel by Terry Pratchett
Book cover: ‘The Pillars of the Earth’ by Ken Follett.
Book cover: ‘Mrs. Dalloway’ by Virginia Woolf.
Book cover: ‘Thief’s Magic. Book one of Millennium’s Rule’ by Trudi Canavan. Looks like aged parchment with flowing fantasy style font and a hooded figure is mysteriously in the centre.
An open book with a dozen or so pages left. And two cats waiting in the background for me to finish.
Book cover: ‘Magician.’ By Raymond E. Feist. An old school fantasy cover of pastel skies, mountains, a towering castle behind an imposing wall and a group of knights on horseback riding off to war.
Book cover for ‘The Waste Land & Other Poems’ by T. S. Eliot.
Book cover of ‘The Amulet of Samarkand.’ Book 1 of the Bartimaeus trilogy by Jonathon Stroud.
Book cover of ‘night watch’ by Terry Pratchett. Two figures in guard uniform walking down a right at night. In sketch drawing style with some vibrant/abstract colours.
Book cover of ‘the forbidden zone’ by Mary Borden. Quite an old tatty and simple brown cover with an illustration of a single dying tree in no man’s land.
Cover of book: ‘Adrian Mole. Aged 13 3/4. By Sue Townsend.
A guy going slightly crazy and doing a tea party photoshoot on his own with badly made snowmen.