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James Carville during election night 2024 wearing that fuck ugly Gap shirt that he wears on CNN every night
Guy from “Prank Show” sketch of “I Think You Should Leave” It’s a man in an obvious latex max and body suit that looks profoundly depressed Subtitle reads “I don’t even want to be around anymore”
Last-ish frame from Finding Nemo (2003)
Guy pointing gun at the sun
Mr Krabs blur meme
Turn the brightness on your phone up so you can see the scariest shit in cinematic history
The Good Shepherd (2003, 3 stars) Dressed to Kill (1980, 4 stars) The Wild Bunch (1969, 5 stars) Obsession (2026, 3.5 stars)
Excerpt from Nick Bilton’s Wikipedia page “Hatching Twitter told the story of the Twitter's early days and its four founders-Evan Williams, Jack Dorsey, pah Glass, and Biz Stone-who are portrayed as "mediocrities, narcissists and mopers who seem to spend as much time on scheming, self-promotion and self-destruction as on anything else'! according to Tim Wu's review in the Washington Post. I201 The book was optioned by Lionsgate in 2013, yet as of 2026 no series has been produced. 21]”
Criterion Collection box art for The Parralax View (1974, Alan J. Pakula). A white profile silhouette of Warren Beaty faces the right side while a bullet with an American flag color scheme perforates his head through his eyes.
You dropped this meme. You know what it is. Fine I’ll explain it: Mario (of Mario Teaches Typing 2 fame) is holding a crown to the POV and some sans-serif text reads, “you dropped this.”
A shot from No Time to Die (2021). Lea Seydoux’s Madeleine Swann is looking away from Daniel Craig’s James Bond while the closed captioning reads “WOMAN: (ON PA) Six-seven.”
Image from Eyes Wide Shut (1999). Tom Cruise is half naked and sitting on a bed, choomed off his gourd by some straight mids. He’s saying “Let’s calm down, Alice. This pot is making you aggressive.”
Jedi temple guard armor from Rebels
Skull Face from MGSV holding up a finger in the back of the Jeep while talking to Venom Snake
The goat, Fish56Octagon doing his signature face
A dog shaped bazooka, or a bazooka shaped dog.
Screenshot from Death Stranding 2. A man in focus faces away from the camera towards Sam Porter Bridges. A tattoo that reads “APAC” is on the back of his neck
Pokémon 30th Anniversary logo with the inimitable Slowpoke, body facing away from the viewer but with his head turned over his shoulder
Sad, lonely Viggo :(
William Hurt, the god, as Richie Cusack
A still from A History of Violence. Viggo Mortensen is in a hospital bed with a light blue blanket draped over him. Maria Bello is leaning against a wall with her hands over her eyes. She is also wearing a similarly colored blue long-sleeved sweater. It looks great, idk what you want from me
A bunch of high schoolers in a rural high school locker room. A window off-screen is letting in a gorgeous, golden rim light. All figures but the far left have a strong, but soft key light illuminating their faces, while the remaining figure’s face and expression is bathed in shadow.
Menu screen of the criterion collection release of A History of Violence. Features a red tinted Viggo Mortensen in the foreground and an idyllic countryside in the background. Something tells me this countryside has a history of violence or something, but this red guy is gonna get to the bottom of it.
Twitter post from 12:11 AM on 2 Jul 2018 “mods are asleep time to post smooth yoda” Featuring a picture of an exceptionally smooth looking Yoda
Blu-Ray case of Best In Show (2000, Christopher Guest) in a neat little “Now Playing” stand
Excerpt from Isaac Choitner’s interview with Dante Spinotti regarding shooting the Melania Trump documentary CHOITNER: I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role night already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett. SPINOTTI: Yeah, yeah. Because he's a good kid. EDITORIAL ASIDE: [In 2007's Paris-based "Rush Hour 3," Ratner gave a cameo to Polanski, who had fled to France after being accused of anally and vaginally raping a thirteen-year-old. He was later accused of sexually assaulting other teen-agers, which he denies. In the cameo, Polanski has a comic scene where he prepares to do an anal-cavity search of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.]
Megamind meme
Letterboxd recent activity featuring The Man Who Fell to Earth (Roeg, 1976), Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World (Weir, 2003), The Killer (Woo, 1989), and Serpent’s Path (Kurosawa, 1998)
Level 4 Federation Engineer Myles Mackenzie from Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. He’s soy-facing in this picture.
The literal scariest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in a film. Go watch Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Pulse. It’s on AMC+, Kanopy and Hoopla. $3.99 rental on any digital storefront in the US. Thank me later
Professor, thank you so much for doing this. Great, thanks. If we go light on the Kissinger part, I wouldn't complain, because it could dwarf everything else.
“The World According to Star Wars,” book cover, written by Cass R. Sunstein. There’s a stormtrooper action figure with his arms spread to embrace a Lego stormtrooper mini figure as if they’re parent and child or some shit. Seems like absolute pablum
Surviving Edged Weapons police training VHS cover
Quoted tweet that reads “...you don't decide for me, a close family member of mine is, in fact, transgender, so shut your fucking mouth. So, I am not your ally bc your mouth is nasty & you're fucking RUDE, but I am there for the others in the community who at least have minimal respect for themselves & others. Jackass
CGI Jeff Garlin can’t hurt you, he isn’t real
Post from lauren on X (The Everything App, where I do my banking) that reads “I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.”
White dog laying on a deck soaking up the sun
Lyman, Jon’s roommate who has supposedly been hidden in Jon’s basement since the mid 1980’s
“Oh my God, he admit it!” from the Focus Group sketch in Season 1 of I Think You Should Leave on Netflix
Post that says “the past tense of blow dry is blew drew” My quote tweet was a Cumtown reference and 100% deserving of a block
Picture of joycon 2 controller for Nintendo switch 2 inserted into the controller grip. There’s a noticeable gap between the right edge of the controller and the right edge of the grip
Evergreen tweet from @NotABigJerk (now @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) “i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.”
The Conversation, dir. Francis Ford Coppola
A small white dog named Carson smiling towards the camera while hanging out in a doggy car bed
An Overseer enemy from Arkane’s 2012 Immersive Sim, Dishonored. Their mask is similar to Ceelo’s and their music box is kinda similar to the phonograph wallpaper behind Ceelo.
Infamous photo of Josep Maria García, commonly associated with the seminal Clickhole article, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point” Michael Waltz is pretty bad, but Jeffrey Goldberg is also pretty bad. That’s the joke.
Title card from season 3 of Reacher that reads “based on Persuader by Lee Child and his character, Jack Reacher” and implies that a fictional character co-wrote the Jack Reacher novels with the guy that created him
Screenshot from a cutaway gag in S3 E9 of the hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock, “Retreat to Move Forward,” where Liz Lemon does an impression of Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade, but Jenna Maroney interprets it as an impression of Oprah Winfrey. Dan Harmon would list this as one of his favorite TV gags of all time, and then go on to lament that he was incapable of writing something even half as funny.
Tweet that reads: “The thing is, I don't think the average Joe realizes just how bad the Silicon Valley types are; they got super paranoid because of all the drugs they're doing, and convinced themselves that the economy was about to collapse, that's not normal” in response to a tweet that reads: “I will never not laugh that the Silicon Valley-tech-VC guys caused a bank run on themselves via group chat.”
Text from NYT opinion piece: He has claimed that “there is no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (Childhood vaccines have prevented more than one million deaths and 32 million hospitalizations over the past three decades). He has encouraged people not to vaccinate their babies: “I see somebody on a hiking trail carrying a little baby, I say to him, ‘Better not get him vaccinated.’”