Matt Blair

@mjmbca.bsky.social

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He/Him. Toronto, Canada. If you can explain it to me, then I can explain it to everyone. Elsewhere at https://linktr.ee/mjmbca.

Brian Johnson performing “Thunderstruck”
Bob Odenkirk saying “My life” on “Mr. Show”
Tom “Cowboy” McKitterick
Fox, who is obviously bullshitting, shooting Swan a “Be cool” look in “The Warriors”
Cyrus from “The Warriors”
What we've built is rare. Olivia's opponent will say anything to take it apart. He ran as a pro-bike-lane cyclist - now he's against them. He was pro-housing - now he votes against density. He says he cares about your cost of living - but votes to increase transit fares and let speculators keep your rent high. Toronto deserves better than that. Here's how we are changing Toronto together: • TTC fares frozen for three years. • Free food in schools. • Thousands of people helped out of shelters and encampments and into housing. • A $9-billion New Deal for Toronto.
Primus in the video for “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”
Haley Joel Osment in “The Sixth Sense”
Television’s Dennis Miller
The Gatekeeper from “Nightmare”
Ferris Bueller saying “You’re still here? It’s over. Go home.”
The logos for Woolco, Woodward’s, Zellers, Eaton’s, Saan, Morgan’s, BiWay, Consumers Distributing, Wardair and Future Shop
Nathan Fielder, out on the town having the time of his life with a bunch of friends.
Randy Newman
Anthony Kiedis
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Alan-a-Dale from Disney’s animated “Robin Hood”
Photo of a mural on the Danforth at night. 3.01 km, 15:39 time, 5:12 pace.
Photo of a construction site. 3.00 km, 15:20 time, 5:06 pace.
A man in a black t-shirt that reads “You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.” Pictured below is a Richard Scarry drawing of a smiling worm driving a car made out of an apple.
Various kids from “You Can’t Do That on Television” getting slimed.
Photo of the Danforth on a summer evening. 3.11 km, 16:36 time, 5:20 pace.
Photo of a front lawn with an “East End for a Free Palestine” sign on it. 3.01 km, 16:25 time, 5:28 pace.
A shelf with six empty plant pots on it, mounted on the bathroom wall above the towel rack.
A "Cyberpunk 2077" guy who looks like Christopher Lambert
The same middle-aged white Canadian man as always, but now with glasses.
The spaceship from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”
A note on Mike Ehrmantraut’s car that says “Don’t”
Davy Jones of the Monkees
Photo of the park at night. 3.01 km, 16:08 time, 5:22 pace.
Photo of the park on a late Saturday afternoon. 3.01 km, 16:01 time, 5:19 pace.
Photo of the Danforth at night. 3.10 km, 17:22 time, 5:36 pace.
An Onion screenshot that reads “Counterpoint: Oooh, Look At Me, I Read The Economist!”
Photo of the pavement at night. 3.00 km, 15:45 time, 5:15 pace.
“The query refers to the viral internet meme where people create mashups, comparison images, or videos pointing out that legendary actor Tommy Lee Jones has a very round, weathered face resembling a potato. “The concept is a running joke on platforms like Reddit and Instagram, usually featuring side-by-side photos or deepfake videos that make light of his stone-faced, rugged, and unchanging appearance.”
Bob Rae in 1980
Bob Rae in 2019
Television’s Dennis Miller
The male cast of “Coach”
A Duolingo character wearing a Hot Dog suit. The caption below reads “The Hot Dog suit is yours! Talk about good taste.”
The “Star Trek” episode title scene with “Frasier” written in the title font
Dwight from “The Office” yelling “This is the lake! This is the lake!” as Michael drives them both into a lake.
Mr. Pink in “Reservoir Dogs” saying “Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.”
The end of “The Graduate”
A screenshot of sandrabullock09457’s profile. She is following 135 people, including me, and has zero followers. Her top post is a photo of Bullock holding an award show, with “Hi guys how do I look today” written above.
Chris Martin
Skyler White asking “What happened?”
Kash Patel wearing a suit and sunglasses
A photo of Dame Angela Lansbury with her two children. Her son, Anthony, bears a vague and insufficient resemblance to Charles Manson.
The “Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel” joke from “The Simpsons,” but the text is “Fox News turned into a Chinese and Russian mouthpiece so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”
Photo of an east end neighbourhood on a sunny evening. 5.00 km, 29:49 time, 5:58 pace.
Statler and Waldorf
The “Winners Don’t Use Drugs” arcade attract mode screen, bearing the FBI seal and credited to William S. Sessions.
Screenshot of an MS Teams conversation with my work account. “Good day today. This is the chat marker.” “Thanks, pal.”
Walter White acknowledging that he “did it for me.”
Pacino yelling “great ass!” in Heat
Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford in a sketch remembered for the line “It was my understanding that there would be no math.”
A photo of Jay Johnston wearing a camouflage bandana, next to a photo of Jay Johnston with his face fully exposed.
Ray Smuckles saying “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”
Ray Smuckles saying “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”