Matthew Shallenberger

@mjshally.bsky.social

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I'm just a poor wayfaring stranger

Meme of Britta from Community saying, "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at sexual assault."
Scott Bessent: "With the Iranian government, we did not have regime change, but we changed the regime."
Screenshot of a Kid Rock video where he is explaining: "My halftime performance was pre-recorded but performed live. No lip syncing like the haters and fake news are trying to report. When they synced the cameras to my performance on Bawitdaba, it did not line up as I explain in this video."
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc.
Image of smiling man with caption that reads "heartwarming: the worst people you know are all fighting."
NY Post headline reading: "Zohran Mamdani didn't tell the whole truth about his hijab-wearing 'aunt' who feared for her safety post-9/11"
Excerpt from The Atlantic: "The Trump administration has slashed the amount of time that new ICE recruits spend at the federal-law-enforcement training academy in Georgia, from roughly four months to eight weeks. Some of the fresh hires have dropped out of the academy after flunking exams on immigration law and Fourth Amendment limits on officers’ search authority, one official told me. But the fitness test has been the biggest nemesis to the new recruits. The 1.5-mile run, in particular, has toppled more trainees than any other requirement, two officials said."
Tweet from FBI director Kash Patel reading: "Hit a cop, you're going to jail... doesn't matter where you came from, how you got here, or what movement speaks to you. If the local police force won't back our men and women on the thin blue line, we @FBI will."
Meme featuring Lindsay and Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. Tobias says, "We could try supporting Donald Trump." Lindsay says, "Well, did it work for those people?" Tobias says, "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us."
Screenshot of NY Times post: "The killings of two Israeli Embassy workers in Washington csdt a harsh spotlight on the pro-Palestinian movement in the U.S. and the impact even peaceful protests might be having on attitudes against people connected to Israel."
Elon Musk stands in the Oval Office with his son on his shoulders, talking to the press. Next to them is Donald Trump, sitting at the Resolute Desk.
A snowy backyard