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meathead introspective, linux enthusiast treat yourself to 19 inches of venom

a closeup photograph of a miller high life bottle. the bottle is clearly cold and covered in condensation, and a parked Toyota and party lights are visible despite the background broken.
Bryan Johnson in his hyperbaric chamber with his computer
> "OMG PAULAS PLAYING AGAIN" > "JESUS CHRIST SHE JUST TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT"
long-haired tuxedo cat looking bored asf
a fat tuxedo cat with one leg sticking out, which looks like a fat turkey leg.
a closeup of a tuxedo cat. it looks indignant and judgemental.
a chubby long-haired tuxedo cat sitting on a bucket hat staring at the camera having a name flashback
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #247,352, daddy bong legs ‪@mkdit.to‬, joined on Jul 4, 2023"
Willem Dafoe with his legs spread uncomfortably far apart, his chest tilted forward, and his face toward the camera
the five pieces of exodia, but each card is a piece of fuck my shit up Fraser. the head is the fucked up hair, right arm is the right eye, left arm is the left eye, right leg is nose, and left leg is the mouth. the mout has been horizontally squished.
VIKI from i, robot
Inside of you are two Georgians. One is from Atlanta (pictured as a spartan), one is from Athens (a femboy). Both are gay.