⛧🤘🏳️‍🌈🥩💪 mlpqlm

@mlpqlm.bsky.social

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Mostly shit-posting, but apologies if I fail to label my "suggestive" content as such. Capitalism is inherently broken. By design. "It's a class issue?" "Always has been!" Probably the only LGBTQ+ carnivore in the US. COMMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

Ebay listing for a pair of women's Hollister jeans, titled "Vintage Ladies, Girls Blue Jeans, Hollister, Size 0, Nice Jeans, Pants, Nice Sex"
Black and white image of the painting "Red Dust" by George Quaintance from Wikipedia showing a shirtless cowboy wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat holding a coiled rope with several horses in the background.
Me at work in the office wearing a grey shirt with the Grindr logo and name printed on the top left.
Me at the gym doing bent over a barbell rows.
Me pulling up some tight jeans, buttoning them up, then zipping them up with a small pair of needle nose pliers.
Me doing reps at the gym on the adductor abductor machine, not knowing what to do with my hands.
Me at the gym doing bent over barbell rows, videoed from behind.
Me at the gym doing a deadlift with a smirk on my face, wearing a tank top with a cartoon of a unicorn with rainbow colored hair also doing a dead lift with the same smirk on his face.
Me doing bent over barbell rows at the gym.
Me sitting on my red and white Honda motorcycle parked in front of Mr S Leather, wearing black boots, latex-looking tights, black spandex shirt, and a leather jacket.
Meet at the gym, doing pull-ups wearing a red spandex shirt, red spandex shorts, and red Chuck Taylors.
Me at the gym again, kneeling between plank sets.
Me, shirtless, wearing black and red mid-length tights, posing ridiculously in the gym locker room
Me in the gym locker room jiggling my muffin top in a white spandex tank top that makes the fat so much more visible
A smiling donkey.
Screenshot of an excerpt from the middle of a text chat: A: "...visible biceps on the team haha" B: "That poor 7th guy" A: "that's show business marky mark" B: "'what smells, sells'" A: "hence, musk night at sf powerhouse" B: "does Elon ever actually show up?" A: "Who else is under the pig mask getting a free whiff of armpit?" B: "'ahhhh, smells like aparteid'" A: "aparteid and bear sweat - yum!"
Me at the gym doing lateral and medial leg rotation to show off my quads
Screenshot of one slide of an Instagram post (https://www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y) about skinny jeans and skateboarding in the 2000s by https://www.instagram.com/samutaro/ . The slide is a quote by skateboarder Corey Duffel: "In the early '00's nobody was wearing tight clothes, and you couldn't buy that stuff anywhere so you had to make it yourself. I got very bullied for wearing women's jeans, like, "How dare you wear that stuff, you faggot loser," but why does what I wear matter anyway? How does it affect another person? Do they hate women? Do they hate gay people? And then ten years later those people are wearing stretch pants too. I just laugh at it." Out of several comments, two are highlighted, both by Corey Duffel himself: "We call them tight jeans :)" and "tight jeans. it's an honorable title. Skinny pants? Sounds awful. And no one called them that until brands tried marketing them"
Me doing sumo (wide-legged) deadlifts at the gym, in white spandex shorts, black tank top and red Chucks.
Beef cheeks in a cast-iron Dutch oven, before cooking.
Me failing at doing even one pull up
Me climbing into a wide-legged pose on the adductor/abductor machine
Cropped screenshot of my gym workout app saying " welcome back! Last workout 4 weeks ago. Do load to avoid soreness "
Three prescription bottles of Descovy with an invoice showing the regular retail price of over $6,000, and my cost $0
Video of me doing bench presses at the gym.
Screenshot of my electronic scale app, showing I've gone up 6.8 lbs compared to January 31st
Me at the bottom of a squat rep at the gym wearing a hoodie
My (possibly totalled) motorcycle strapped up on a flatbed truck
Me at the gym doing a set of bench presses
Video of me doing split squats at the gym wearing white spandex short and a white spandex shirt
Screenshot of my profile showing a count of 1.1K followers
One of my standard streetside poses wearing black Vans hi-tops, tight vintage Cheap Monday dark blue jeans, belt, black hoodie, and a backpack.
Chuck roast, a little too cooked, in a cast iron pot.
Me standing on a gym locker room bench, flexing, wearing red Chucks with black laces, red Amoresy short tights, and my favorite "queer punks barbell club" tank top.
Me, on the Muni M light rail underground, heading towards the gym.
Flashback to June 2024: me wearing red Chuck Taylor sneakers, tight jeans, rainbow belt, and a black shirt emphasizing the "DEMON" in "PRIDEMONTH".
Me standing next to my motorcycle wearing a motorcycle helmet and spandex shirt and tights.
A lone bicycle seat stuck upright on a grassy lawn.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post of the LGBTQ rainbow flag with words superimposed on top saying "Repost if LGBT is welcome or safe on your account"
Me standing on a nondescript city sidewalk outside a nondescript restaurant waiting for the bus wearing well-fitting khakis.
Most recent Zozofit scan.