Mike MacLeod

@mmacleod.ca

468 Followers 750 Following

Toronto based human.

Meme image of an army recruiter inviting you to sit in the chair beside his desk, with the chair labeled ‘Westminster Parliament’
Three panel calvin and hobbes comic, outdoors in snowy woods. Panel 1 Calvin: I like to verb words. Hobbes: What? Panel 2 Calvin: I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed. Panel 3: Calvin: Verbing weirds language. Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
Screenshot of luna's skeet with the 'Who can interact with this post?' model overlaid showing 'Only users followed by @imlunahey.com can reply.' She does not follow me, and I cannot reply.
Screeenshot of Luna's skeet with the 'Who can interact with this post?' model overlaid on top showing 'Only users following @imlunahey.com can reply.'
A small red four-if-you-squeeze seater Cessna floatplane at a dock.
One side of commemorative coin for US 250 anniversary featuring American celebrity royalty and head of state.
Your ДЕок JND 0.0039 Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.
Bluesky Elder This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored. Source: @skywatch.blue
A map of bluesky users, showing the author closest to the “New York Mets Fans” cluster, proving that the map is about as accurate as a monkey playing darts.
OK Sleep Score now You scored a 65 last night due to getting fewer hours of sleep.
R Budd Dwyer, Treasurer of Pennsylvania, holding a pistol moments before committing suicide on camera.
A previously shovelled driveway, now completely impassable with packed two feet of snow from a passing snow plow.
Screenshot of two tweets from @filipamv.bsky.social: Tweet 1: PHILOSOPHER: Time... is an illusion. It's a fiction we tell ourselves PROGRAMMER: Bruh, you don't even know how right you are Tweet 2: EVO MORALES: The Gregorian calendar is in fact a hegemonic device invented by the Pope, out of sync with the rhythms of the cosmos, in order to impose culture and religion PROGRAMMER (sweating profusely): Oh SHIT
Screenshot of a bluesky post that reads: I could possibly have a male gay friend but I'd tell him that it is a deal breaker on any PDA, it turns my stomach. I've always had the most diverse group of friends. I remember this one time I had a Multiple High School Party and everyone was like, "Omg, YOU know Elias??" I just like cool people.
While C. fori can be found at night on lava fields without any equipment, it is apparently especially attracted to cheese.
A phonetic alphabet for assholes. A - Aisle N - Nguyen B - Bdellium 0 - Ouja C - Cue P - Pterodactyl D - Djembe Q - Quiche E - Eye R - Rzeznik F - Phonetic S - Sgraffitto G - Gnat T - Tsunami H - Honor U - Uber I - lan V - Veinte J - Jalapeno W - Write K - Knight X - Xylophone L - Llama Y - Yttrium M - Mnemonic Z - Zounds
A 5 pack of Shin Ramyun.
A bright orange sunset over a lake, with a beach and bushes in the foreground. There’s a flagpole in the middle of the frame, and a crescent moon in the upper left.
Andrew Hutchinson first joined Bluesky during the Public release era. Their style of posting is "Unknown". They are a "Explorer" with normal engagement, averaging 0.0 engagements per post across their follower base of 248.
Picture of the side of a box for a cat keychain, advertising its attention to detail. There are two images, the top one shows an image of the bottoms of the paws with kitty beans clearly visible. The bottom image shows an image of the testicles, also clearly visible.
rogerzenaf.bsky.social 20 minutes ago This is about MY account and being able to control who can do what with it. For instance, when I'm done typing I'm blocking you. Which means I no longer have to read your bullshit and you can no longer force your bullshit into my feed.See how that works?
Roger ZenAF @rogerzenaf.osky.social User #665,709 2023-08-19 Blocking 184,855 total users via lists
Results of an online survey of food preferences, showing that I’m a food slut.
Screenshot from AdGuard Home UI showing over 15% of blocked DNS requests over previous 7 days were for scribe.logs.roku.com.
The next generation isn't in a position to take it on either.
An open jar of crystallized honey floating in a sous vide water bath, resting against a pair of tongs to keep the jar from moving
Bus service remains often frequent, but completely chaotic, as it has been since I moved to Toronto - with no buses for 23 minutes and then three buses in a row being a common sighting.
IKEA monkey in a snazzy coat.
Tuxedo Winnie The Pooh meme, with the top panel labelled vibes and the bottom panel labelled market sentiment.
when you watch Elon Musk brandish a chainsaw and make a weird little growl while being cheered on by an unruly mass of unsocialized Discord incels— you can be left with only one conclusion: This is deeply, radically, uniquely uncool. Perhaps even the most uncool period of American history there's ever been.
NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org Toilet (Space station airlock failure when flushing)
Book cover for Bear by Marian Engel
A black domestic shorthair cat on my lap. We’re sitting on a brown couch and there is a colourful rug in the background.
A residential streetscape. A plow has pushed hard packed snow onto the sidewalk, completely covering them. A driveway is impassable due to a large boulder of snow pushed into the middle of it. The road is still covered in lots of snow.
Pinned skeet: Jonny Five @endmetothemoon.bsk... Before you block me, ask yourself: why are you so soft?
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point 2/05/18 11:18am Filed to: WOW
A screencap of Bossett’s post saying “the kids are calling it labelmaxxxing”, showing they have 10 labels applied to their account.
DuckDuckGo search results showing 166,000 CAD converts to approximately 118,000 USD.
But what's missing from Bluesky isn't merely Nazis, but the centre-left, the unclassifiable, and all snark unaccompanied by righteous political aims. It has no irreverent humour, no bite. Political uniformity breeds humourlessness.
Rainbow winter lights, seen through frosted panes of glass in a door.
View of Whitehorse, Yukon from the bluffs above.
A screenshot of Benjamin Ryan’s bluesky profile, showing that his account is muted by the A Very British Bigotry moderation list.
Firewall alignment chart, with form and function dimensions, moving from purist to radical. The top row has a Palo Alto firewall, a BigIP load balancer, and a Dell rack server running iptables. The middle row has a WRT54G, a Cisco router, and a switch using spanning tree. The bottom row has an Azure NSG, HA Proxy, and a CAT excavator.
Who is the animal's owner? • For exposures involving domestic and livestock animals, Toronto Public Health can contact the animal owner to observe its health and determine its immunization status. This information could potentially allow your patient to avoid unnecessary treatment and visits to the healthcare provider. • Domestic animals (i.e., dog, cat, or ferret) and livestock (i.e., horse, cow, bull, steer, calf, sheep, pig or goat) can be observed for a period of 10 days and 14 days, respectively.
Picture of the northern Rocky Mountains in the Yukon, taken from a high angle in a float plane.
A pedestrian suspension bridge over a river.
Vinnie, a black domestic shorthair cat, chases his tail on a grey tiled bathroom floor.
In view of the state of the law relating to perpetuities and restraints on alienation and the nature of the error, if any, assertedly made by defendant in preparing the instrument, it would not be proper to hold that defendant failed to use such skill, prudence, and diligence as lawyers of ordinary skill and capacity commonly exercise. The provision of the will quoted in the complaint, namely, that the trust was to terminate five years after the order of the probate court distributing the property to the trustee, could cause the trust to be *593 invalid only because of the remote possibility that the order of distribution would be delayed for a period longer than a life in being at the creation of the interest plus 16 years (the 21-year statutory period less the five years specified in the will).
A glass with two different beers. The dark ale sits at the bottom of the glass, and the lighter beer floats on top. The logo of the brewery is visible in the light coming through the light beer in the glass.
CALVIN AND HOBBES comic, set in the woods during winter First Panel Calvin: I LIKE TO VERB WORDS. Hobbes: WHAT ? Second Panel Calvin: I TAKE NOUNS AND ADJECTIVES AND USE THEM AS VERBS. REMEMBER WHEN "ACCESS" WAS A THING? NOW IT'S SOMETHING YOU DO. IT GOT VERBED. Third Panel Calvin: VERBING WEIRDS LANGUAGE. Hobbes: MAYBE WE CAN EVENTUALLY MAKE LANGUAGE A COMPLETE IMPEDIMENT TO UNDERSTANDING.
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A grey tabby cat on a couch while licking her butthole.
During the school year, your child will take part in a variety of school activities which could result in his or her identification. Examples of these activities include: • Student work displayed throughout the school, community, or shared publicly through science fairs, art projects, the internet, etc. • School events such as track and field, drama productions, awards assemblies, graduations/commencements, school anniversaries, school excursions etc. •Classroom learning activities During school activities your child may be identified and/or his or her name and/or image used in a variety of formats. Examples include: • School year books, school and classroom newsletters, class photographs promotional material, including posters, advertisements, website or approved social media accounts (ie. Twitter) • Media stories--print or web-based for television, radio, Internet, newspaper/magazine • Audio and video recording devices, including digitally-enhanced learning tools used for student ins
Four panel Calvin and Hobbes comic Panel 1: here I am. Happy and content Panel 2: … but not euphoric Panel 3: so now I am no longer content. I’m unhappy. My day is ruined. Panel 4: I need to stop thinking while I’m ahead.
Screencap from weather app showing a heat warning and a dew point of 22 degrees Celsius
Two full blocks of drivers who thought road closed signage didn’t apply to them.
Worst person you know just made a good point meme
A naxolone kit on a countertop
Image of H. Owlett’s pfp from the thread with aegis.blue Anti-Social/Trolling label.
Screenshot of Skeetbus shitpost about how the verified label is a tool of fascists showing that they have also been verified.