Mary is Merry-ish

@mmchol.bsky.social

6447 Followers 2338 Following

Cat lady. If I were a piece of fruit, I'd be a pomegranate. Oppose the fascholes. Call your Congress critters EVERY DAY. (202) 224-3121

Silver and black tabby cat hunched in a cardboard box scowling at nothing.
A US forever stamp is postmarked with a logo for Freedom 250, the partisan party that Mango Mussolini is throwing for himself. He probably is charging royalties to the USPS to use his stupid logo for a postmark.
A blonde Barbie doll with super messy hair sits in her white dream house kitchen. Her hands are raised to her temples, and her right hand holds a cigarette. The caption reads "I hate this timeline so much."
A pile of broken maple limbs with green leaves on are piled up to the top of a 6 foot wooden privacy fence. There are patches of snow around, including on top of a yellow recycle bin on the left. In the foreground is a large patch of gravel. To the right of the branch pile is a black lawn and leaf bag with snow on top.
A pair of tabby cats lie stretched out side by side on their backs, snoozing mightily. The kitty on the left, Jabbers, is large and has a brownish hue under his black and grey stripes. The kitty on the right, Kalamazoo, is a mere kitten, with silver, grey and black markings. They are lying on a dusty blue plush throw, and in the foreground is a heating pad with a plaid cover in earth tones.
An aerial view of a large Swingline stapler. It is red with a silver oval plate on top with the Swingline logo. It sits atop a granite counter in earth tones.
An illustration of the spectacular sculpture known as Blucifer, an enormous blue stallion rearing up with red eyes. He is shown beaming flames from his eyes, igniting a gold crown.
A weather app forecast for 7 days. Yesterday, high 74°/low 25°. Today snow, high 32°/low 18°. Tomorrow, high 52°/low 40°. Tuesday (St. Patty's Day), high 73°/low 50°. Wednesday high 82°/low 49°. Thursday high 85°/low 52°. Friday Mar. 20 high 87°/low 52° Saturday high 86°/low 51°.
A photo of a mushroom cloud from an atomic blast. Above it is the text What is your plan if a nuclear war starts? Below it a person named Giselle, represented by a small circle with a photo of a dog, replies "I'm pretty sure my employer wants me to work that day. So, I guess I'm working."
Plastic bag full of Rainbow Cotton Candy. The label reads Fat Free Gluten Free Cholesterol Free Sodium Free Produced in a nut free facility. The most healthy food known to man.
A grey male tabby kitten sits up on his hind legs. He's wearing a grey and blue stocking cap, and is wiggle dancing.
A brown tabby cat is curled up on my lap in the foreground. He is sleeping with his tail tucked under his nose. His white whiskers really stand out against his fur. He is sleeping on a red, white and blue Grateful Dead steal your face throw. In the background is the bottom of a Christmas tree. The multicolored Christmas lights are blurry.
A portion of a decorated green artificial Christmas tree. The tree is illuminated with brightly colored lights, including red, green, blue, yellow and purple. Decorations include beads draped over a branch; an ornament styled as an antique globe; a glittery green swirl; a braided straw pine cone with a red bow; a white rubbery reindeer with a green nose hanging by a front hoof from a yellow bell; and a fake candy cane with red, green and blue diagonal stripes topped with a green and blue holly leaf with a red center. Beneath the tree is a red velvet tree skirt, and crouching on the skirt peering out from under the branches is a green-eyed silver and black tabby cat, Kalamazoo.
Silver and black tabby cat head, with green eyes and dilated pupils. He has a brownish nose and white whiskers, and an annoyed expression on his face.
A caption at the top reads "I miss the days when we didn't know how much our baseball cards were worth!" Below it is a baseball card. It is Mickey Mantle's rookie card. The photo on the card has been defaced with black and blue ballpoint pens. The embellishments include drawn in sideburns, beard and mustache, and round eyeglasses, all in black. There is a tobacco pipe in his mouth, with spirals of smoke coming out of the bowl, drawn in blue. The card has been folded and bent, and there is major foxing of the edges. The icing on the cake is that next to the legend at the bottom of the card, which reads Mickey Mantle, is a red circle with yellow letters reading 1st BASE YANKEES. Mantle played in the outfield for almost all of his career, which means this is from very early in his career, and is worth a lot of money...In original condition.
The American flag, red and white stripes with a field of blue populated by 50 white stars. It hangs with disgusting stains on it. Are they blood from the January 6 insurrection? Are they coffee? Are the mud? What they are is proof of how little the person who hung it cares for our flag, and our country.
Grey tabby cat with green eyes and annoyed expression on his face is wakened from his comfortable snooze on a shaggy gray pillow.
Six grocery shelves are pictured. The 2nd through 4th from the top are mostly empty except for some Kunets beans on the left side. The fifth shelf down has Kuners beans and 6 cans of Kroger chili beans. The top shelf holds cans of Kroger pinto beans.
A dusty green succulent plant with spikes of leaves and little bright pink pointy buds, which are opening into beautiful small pointy flowers
Blurry branches and a power pole with wires. The leaves are barely distinguishable as green. The sky is grey, and looking like it's caught in the tree branches is the moon, a striking orange color.
A dramatic sunrise. The sky is purplish, and the clouds are mostly orange, with pink, red and yellow highlights. In the foreground are powerlines that appear like black, horizontal filaments. Framing the sky are the silhouettes of trees.
A sky st sunrise. In the foreground are dark silhouettes of trees. The sky itself is a pale blue. The clouds are grey and wispy, with pink and orange highlights.
Grey and black tabby lying on his back, with his front half twisted away, and his head looks to the side, seemingly unrelated to the rest of him
A black and grey tabby cat with green eyes and white whiskers lies in a box with white packing paper. His name is Kalamazoo.
A tattered Grateful Sead t-shirt. It's a white shirt depicting the Ship of Fools. It's emblazoned with many roses, with the Steal Your Face icon in the center.
A calico cat is sitting in a cardboard box with a "window" cut out. Above her head is a sign reading HISSING BOOTH, and below is a sign reading 50 cent hisses, $1 scratches.
A poster with a drawing of Bluecifer in all his red-eyed stallion glory bucking off an effigy of Trump wearing a crown. The caption reads NO KINGS IN COLORADO
Caption reads Liberation Day. A drawing of a woman dressed in the American flag. She is holding a brown wallet. Money is being sucked out of the wallet, while the woman watches in dismay as she is "liberated" from her money.
A statue in the streets of Edinburgh, Scotland. A metal plate on the concrete base identifies the sculpture as Adam Smith, an economist and author in the 1700s. The perspective is of his back, with a cloak draped over him, and for a hat, he is wearing an orange and white traffic cone dunce cap. In the background are some old buildings, with some scaffolding in place to do some repairs/improvements.
Ralph Wiggum is shirtless in maroon pants with a shooter size bottle labeled 'vodka' in his hand. He is adorned with the same Nazi tattoos that Pete Hegseth sports. He is saying "I'm in charge of the Pentagon!"
A picture of a cat standing outside a glass patio door. The cat is black and white with a mouse in its mouth, which is already in a mousetrap. The caption reads "winner of the lazy cat award."
The cover of the book "On Tyranny Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century" by Timothy Snyder
On the left is an obelisk. In the center is a brick castle structure with round turrets. On the right is a large multi-story brick building.
2 cats are snuggled by a window sill. The one in the back, a silver and black tabby with green eyes, is named Kalamazoo. The one in the front is white with orange markings, including a humorous smudge on his nose. He has gold eyes and is named Gizmo.