✨Madz!✨

@mmedvsaa.bsky.social

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they/them 🩷💜💙 🌿 all nature, no nurture 🌱 🌞 Sacramento, CA 🫶 👩‍🔬 biologist working in plant pathology 🧪

my hand holding a cookie ice cream sandwich over a plate
a selfie with me and Alexander Ward of LA By Night, New York By Night, Project Ghostlight, and Critical Role fame (among many other creative projects).
Your 2026 Word out of pocket
top artists: Taylor Swift Circa Survive Magdalena Bay Purity Ring bbno$ top songs: Vampire Bat many lives imanocean part ii Midnight at McGuffy’s minutes listened: 70,469 top genre: Alternative
screenshot of a reddit post detailing a woman’s growing concerns with her partner’s fetish for cumming on old watches
“Sacramento mentioned” meme containing notable things about Sacramento
“Sacramento mentioned” meme containing several items associated with the city
screenshot of the Citizen app with an alert titled “Report of Man With Glock in Lap Inside Subaru Parked at UC Davis Medical Center”
screenshot of an order receipt for the Taylor Swift shop containing vinyl for folklore, evermore, and The Life of a Showgirl
bubble bath with blue-tinted water and a still-dissolving pink bath bomb in the front left corner of the tub
news screenshot listing the top 10 DUI cities in the US: 1. Omaha, NE 2. San Jose, CA 3. Sacramento, CA 4. Virginia Beach, VA 5. Fresno, CA 6. Minneapolis, MN 7. Long Beach, CA 8. Bakersfield, CA 9. Oakland, CA 10. New York, NY
a selfie of me laying in bed with a siamese cat laying on my chest, one paw outstretched to press against my cheek.
tapestry displaying a desert hills landscape in shades of pink, blue, tan, and silver bordered by multicolored fairy lights; next to coral-navy gradient curtains.
top: lino print of a bird bottom: full color print of a rust colored-unicorn on a carousel pole with purple, pink, green, and light blue accents.
screenshot of fitness app displaying workout data from a rollerskating session. time in each heart rate zone: 33 minutes peak, 9 minutes cardio, 2 minutes fat burn, 6 seconds light. total time: 43 minutes. calories burned: 409 kcal. active calories: 335 kcal. average pulse: 161 bpm. resting heart rate: 61 bpm. rest time: 11 minutes.
7-day pill sorter in a rainbow colored flower shape with about a dozen daily pills of varying sizes in each compartment, without which i will go absolutely batshit in a matter of days đź« 
Sickos meme from The Onion showing a man looking through a window saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
close up of my inner elbow with gauze taped over it where my blood was drawn.
my chocolate point siamese cat curled up against my side in bed with her head butting against my hand
Stoned Fox meme, showing a poorly taxidermied fox sitting in a metal chair with large eyes and a thousand yard stare.
very fat chocolate point siamese cat before being put on a diet. she is sitting on an ottoman looking at the ceiling.
mirror selfie. i am a tall, thin-to-average build, pale, feminine person with red hair pulled into an updo. i am wearing a thin, white muscle tank top with a lace ribcage design; tucked into mid-rise, soft black, denim short shorts with a bow tied at the waist; an open black leather jacket; and faux-snake skin heeled ankle boots. a crescent moon tattoo is visible on the middle finger of the hand holding the phone.
photo of the fume hood in the microbiology laboratory i work in with 4 plates of agar resting on an incubator beside it, and a biowaste bin pulled up beside the chair in front of the fume hood for depositing the biowaste from the Salmonella confirmation process.
goat with a blissed out facial expression captioned “Feels good man”
fresh tattoo of a Fibonacci spiral on my right bicep
a chocolate point siamese cat curled up sleeping in front of my pillows where my scent is most concentrated
life stages of a caterpillar to a butterfly flying toward a bug zapper underlined with the words “GIVE YOURSELF TIME”
screenshot of a message from my friend reads “Do you have any hobbies? Aside from rampant hedonism?”
a selfie of me in an elevator clutching a big CVS pharmacy bag full of all my prescriptions to my chest and grinning.
the Autism Creature with its typical big sparkly eyes and blank facial expression surrounded by rainbow confetti with the word “yippee!” written above it in bubbly, rainbow colored text.
Simpsons screenshot pointing to a vision test chart where the letters spell out “DELETE THIS”
a picture of my legs with a red patch of skin and minor scrape in the center of the red patch on my upper thigh. i am wearing black kneepads, and light blue rollerskates with purple wheels and laces.
a selfie of my cat laying on my chest with one paw extended so that it is touching my chin. i am looking at the camera with an unimpressed facial expression.
“WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN’T THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS”
mirror selfie where my hair is in a side braid, i am holding up a peace sign in front of my forehead, and wearing caramel colored shorts and a tan t-shirt screen printed with a pug that looks absolutely zooted and reads “suh dude”
screenshot of a fitness tracker app detailing a skating workout
a sleeping chocolate point siamese cat tucked into bed under a blanket
Tweet screenshot from Shayne Smith (@Shaydozer): An IUD? You mean a cream pie scarecrow?
beautiful, rotund, chocolate point siamese cat laying on some blankets pressed against my hip
(Quiplash screenshot) The worst thing someone could place on your chest before shutting your burial casket: MY LITTLE PONY IN A CUM JAR or YOUR HALF-FINISHED MY LITTLE PONY CUM JAR
selfie of me from the chest up with my long, wavy, red hair down wearing a burgundy half sleeve sweater with an asymmetrical zipper neckline. i have my hand wrapped around the bottom half of my face and my middle finger with a crescent moon tattooed on my knuckle pressing down on my tongue.
me with my hair in pigtail braids wearing a sleeveless dark green jumpsuit, a small black bag strapped around my waist and thigh, black wrist guards, and white skates; with arms set in an L preparing for a spin. text overlaid reads “Spins, my beloathed…”
poll results: Bluesky Cage Match (Finals) 32 responses Grace vs. Emma (worm.gay) vs. Knife Alien (Wine Mom) Grace (@acab4cutie.bsky.social): 69% Emma (@worm.gay): 19% Knife (@winemomculture.bsky.social)
me looking unimpressed with my cat sitting on my chest.
cat biting down on an electrical cord
Redheaded fem non-binary person in a Jessica Rabbit halloween costume
Tails Gets Trolled meme with Tails wearing a shirt with a pride flag that says “I’m gay”
screenshot of fitness tracker data for a skating workout breaking down heart rate zones, time elapsed, calories burned, and pulse data.
Something about a girl who can shoplift is such a green flag. Like hell yeah babe I see your foraging skills are intact
selfie of a feminine person on the rooftop of a parking garage wearing all green with their hair in a bun and light makeup.
sticker that says “OMG HOUSTON I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS. THANK YOU FOR ASKING”
full body mirror selfie of a feminine non-binary person with long, wavy, strawberry blonde hair wearing a baby blue crop top with a white bow on the front and a baby blue, mid-thigh length, tiered ruffled skirt.
image of a night sky outlining the Libra constellation
bare wrist with a tan line and slight indent from constantly wearing an Apple watch
Bag of edibles reading: Kiva Lost Farm Cannabis-Infused Fruit Chews Blueberry 10 mg THC per serving - 100 mg THC per package Plant based - Made with live resin - Strain specific Strain: Blue Dream
Bag of edibles reading: Kiva Lost Farm Cannabis-Infused Fruit Chews Blueberry 10 mg THC per serving - 100 mg THC per package Plant based - Made with live resin - Strain specific Strain: Blue Dream
an elbow with a raw pink patch of skin from skidding across a wood floor, often colloquially referred to by skaters as a “strawberry” due to its red pitted appearance.
California black oak (Quercus kelloggii) leaf tattoo on a wrist the day after getting it, no longer bloody
fresh inner wrist tattoo of a California black oak (Quercus kelloggii) leaf
left hand with fresh bandages on the pinky and ring fingers