Misty M

@mmmccarthy.bsky.social

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Loud laugher. Parent of a poorly trained dog and decently trained kids. Wife to one of the good ones. You’ll have to repeat that because I wasn’t listening.

Vanity Fair photo of a slouching, pouched, shapeless form of Stephen Miller. The photo highlights his extraordinary slight shoulders and dropping physical features. In it, he wears a poorly tied red tie that hangs below his protruding stomach.
A photo of a receipt for movie tickets for 1 adult and 2 kids. Subtotal: $46.47. Convenience Fee (because I purchased our tickets online today) of $6.57 and tax of $4.38 for a total price of $57.42. I’m totally sneaking in our snacks instead of purchasing them there.
Old man beagle warming himself in front of a roaring fire on one of the few cold days in Austin, TX. Not shown: his bathrobe that he sports during extended cold snaps.
Precious old beagle mix asleep on his chair.
A delightful 1000 piece puzzle of a popsicle mosaic with one small problem
A Christmas gift wrapped in red plaid paper and tied with an oversized and matching red plaid bow.
A good old beagle asleep under a Christmas tree
Tx DPS quote: "We don't want to get up here and brag about the success when there's life lost," he said, "but every resource the DPS has is being used here today."
Rainbow rocking chair on the porch at Cracker Barrel. Angry MAGA not pictured (though delightfully imagined by this author).
The resplendent visage of Spencer Hall adorning a charitable giving receipt in an amount intended to throw shade at both Texas A&M and the United States government.
Blair Waldorf Vera wang cocktail dress from Gossip Girl.
Quote from judge mocking a Trump attorney for even attempting to defend Trump’s blatantly unconstitutional order
Milkshake filled with M&Ms
Les Miles stuffing then taunting a child while playing basketball.