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a couple of packages of probably like makeup remover wipes or something standing up against some rolled up hand towels on a hotel bathroom counter. they are basically identical in form factor to a tcg booster pack
bugs bunny saying no meme
artist’s rendition of wile e coyote lounging sexily, holding a can of budweiser
bin full of pogs and slammers
small hole in the ground probably made by some kinda critter
a sexy woman (my wife) playing a cello made in the 1600s. it’s brown, made of poplar instead of the traditional maple
a crazy looking harp guitar from 1831. ornate curved head, kinda tear-shaped body
instagram ad saying “stop spending $120 on pants 🫣.” but it’s my god-given right to spend insane amounts of money on pants and I will not stop!!
honduh daze playing on a small stage lit with blue lights
some magic the gathering cards on a table with a tub of cottage cheese in front of one of the players
same bin of weepcar shirts but this time neatly rolled and labeled with tape
big bin full of band shirts that are about to be sorted by size and folded or rolled up and labeled
a cartoon villain come to life with the text “her orgasm” under. he’s wearing a backward beret looking thing and these stuuuuupid tiny round sunglasses with a goatee
joe rogan looking like a 55 year old baby with 3rd degree sunburn
crude phone drawing of an ass and… a face
instagram ad that says “the hunny blanket, the only blanket designed for oral” and shows a fleece blanket with an opening over a woman’s crotch, which is covered by some other garment which seems like it would hinder the oral sex act but what do I know, and a bearded man hovering above
~10 seconds of the new weepcar song "messiah," feedback, heavy guitar thing then big drum fill and intense vocals
tim robinson from I think you should leave saying he used to be a piece of shit. but people can change
the jeb meme
the unedited scarecrow picture
a big dumb Halloween decoration scarecrow thing with a jack-o’-lantern head in front of a yellow us map. the map’s legend shows yellow means that Halloween is soon. the scarecrow is kinda in the pose jeb bush is making in that one meme where it shows him taking 100% of the vote in 2016 or whenever
weird collage of buck owens sitting on a big outstretched hand. cover of “in the palm of your hand”
Lego minifig that is Frankenstein for some reason holding a red guitar
da joka
tote bag with two minions and the weepcar logo
me holding a doreato
black dog on a bed looking like even he’s been affected by his raunchy gas
cartoon ant with a concerned look on their face pointing directly at you. you’re being judged for something you’ve done. something only you— and the ant— know about
black chow mic on his back legs lunging at the camera looking like he’s posing
voice memos screenshot showing recording called “locked in a hot car” which is where I deserve to be
part of the inner workings of a larg production printer. something important-looking is laying off to the side and you can see some circuit boards and wires as well as my knee and a screwdriver
dominos pizza box, it says “dommminos,” but only the ms are really visible and I have added “torbs” behind them so it’s as if the box has my username on it. only the photo editing is lazy as heck and looks cheesy and stupid. also I very nearly posted this with my full name and phone number visible on the receipt, oops
screenshot of private SoundCloud album; our logo over a photo of a bonfire taken by @jaredgonia. track credits include Patrick Caldwell and Will Killingsworth at Dead Air
star trek guy being shot by two phasers, his skull is partially exposed because it’s about to blow up!!
map of central oklahoma with the okc metro area highlighted and the text “interesting facts about oklahoma city”
outside temp 111°F
bailiff whack his peepee meme but the bouba and kiki shapes have been superimposed over their respective words
screenshot from weepcar band chat. barf princess says “matthews guitar part at end of messiah sounds real sick” and I respond “😌😌”
@qveenovdeth.bsky.social sits on the floor surrounded by onlookers after an intense song 📸: @violentviolet666 via instagram
2 braums milkshakes havin a good time
part of the mitch mcconnell hostage photo where his finger is allegedly holding the newspaper. it looks weirdly edited or superimposed or generated or something
lindsey graham being flung into the air by a bison before expelling the entire contents of his bowels out his ass
a black dog taking up about 80% of the bed
an Orange super crush 100 sitting on top of a custom-built 2x12 cab. it has exposed plywood edges and a comouflage “grill (it’s just fabric)”
can of modelo negra in my hand. come with me… the hell
me playing some very dissonant stuff on a guitar
cartoon bandits with bandit accessories: b&w striped shirts, crow bars, moneybags, etc
cutejennifer3 started following you
canon imageforce 8186, a big stupid black and white light-press printer. reply “me!” if you want me to send you a scan of my balls and ass
a ceremonial gathering of, presumably, druids at Stonehenge, although I don’t believe there’s any evidence druids built Stonehenge. oh well, it looks cool. it’s dusk, the participants are all in white robes in a big circle
selfie of me in a car, put a clown face emoji over my face because I’m gross looking. my hair is kind of a messy pompadour-ish thing, lotsa greys showing unfortunately. oh well
a dropcloth I use at work so I don’t get toner all over customers’ offices. it’s white but covered in all manner of cmyk streaks and splotches
a couple of minions from a meme but in place of whatever silly text was once there, there is a weepcar logo
back of a work truck for an hvac company. has a husband and a wife next to the company name, “torch” then the slogan “your plumbing heating and cooling experts,” but it kinda looks like those two things run together a little bit
wikipedia screenshot: In popular culture The Rodgers and Hammerstein musical Oklahoma! is set in Claremore and the surrounding area, in 1906 (the year before Oklahoma became a state); it was based on the play Green Grow the Lilacs by playwright Lynn Riggs, who grew up on a farm in the Claremore area. 131 The Quantum Leap season-three episode "8½ Months" is also set near Claremore. The movie Where the Heart Is fictionally portrays Rogers County and the area surrounding Claremore. Claremore was featured in the Supernatural season-14 episode "Nightmare Logic", where Maggie tracks a ghoul to the town.
screenshot from Society (1989) of a guy with a face where his hole should be
bugs bunny box and stick trap
YouTube comment on Santana’s “Smooth” ft Rob Thomas music video: My husband was a Santana freak! This was his favorite song. He would turn on this song every morning at 5:30am to work out. He had lots of Santana set it a loop to play while he worked out. Hes been gone 3 yrs now and how I miss him! This video brought me right back to those mornings that I was wakened to Santanas fantastic guitar. Thank you for the sweet memory!
weird effect from a bright light shining through firework smoke