Nat

@mnat.bsky.social

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Hello!!! I like seals 🦭 22 wasted years! Nothing I say is legal advice

scourge of the world, niko the seal, wishes you well
Seal tail wiggling
Seal
Niko the seal with birthday equipment
Stuffed animal octopus on a bed wearing a beanie
Peanut butter jelly sandwichs before the smoosh
Adventure time title card for the episode "The Jiggler"
Squidward in SpongeBob bed looking upset
Tumblr post with the following text hobo-rg Computer nerds have been kvetching about how there are only 17,576 three-letter acronyms to go around since the 1960s. lyricwritesprose I had Cognitive Behavioral Therapy last year and every time my therapist used the acronym I could feel my soul leave my body and descend into hell. giraffeter I have a friend who does Computer Numerical Control machining and every so often he'll have a question and begin a tweet like For my friends who are into CNC.." and every time my skeleton leaves my body and flies around the room
A small red felt pikmin being held in a hand
"We're Barack" in all caps white text with Obama looking up in a black void
Borzoi bitting a hand
Yugioh card "Frightfur Daredevil" Nobody who plays yugioh reads this stuff anyway. The important part is that a certain effect only activates "if this face-up card is destroyed by battle, or leaves the field because of an opponent's card effect"
Black and white picture of Joe Biden on the left side. The word "What?" Is presented and attributed to Joe Biden
Deer sticking its face into a plate with lettuce, blueberries, and strawberries
Hotdog getting dunked into a bucket of ketchup