alexlessis

@moar2ax.bsky.social

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plant guy. animal guy. cat dad. utility worker.

Resealable Bag to lock in freshness! (Ignore the ice buildup)
a black cat sitting on the 2nd highest perch of a faux tree cat tree. she is about to bite the tail of a grey tabby cat who is asleep on the highest perch just above her.
Taylor Farms "6-7 Chopped Salad Kit" with obviously AI slop ingredients like 'RROCCOLI STALX', 'SAWDY CABB?GE', 'HONEY BOASTED MINI CHIPS', and 'CINNAMON PLUEED APPLES'
Elizabeth Warren speaking at The Federalist Society.
AI slop video of Trump flying an F18 and dropping poop on the American people
a speckled roman tomato sitting beside and a cluster of yellow pear tomatoes, both freshly plucked and sitting on my cutting board. the roman is a vibrant orange/red color with irregular yellow streaks going up & down, and the yellow pear cluster looks like, well, little yellowish green pears
lifted gmc pickup truck likely driven by somebody compensating for their tiny penis
a ripening tomato
A list of my 4 most recent 'muted words' on bluesky. They are all about Graham Platner. The list is about to grow.
A wealthy race-baiting old white bigot with a full plate overflowing with cookies points to a (white) blue collar worker who has one cookie on his plate and says "Careful mate...that foreigner (points at brown man with zero plate or cookie) wants your cookie!"
Mitt Romney enjoying his favorite type of meat, hot dog.
Idiot fascist absolutely sweating through their hat & uniform before 11am. The hat is more sweat stain than not.
a mad hatter pepper plant growing a young pepper that looks very much like a ballsac
Cartoon of a skeleton Santa giving a child a sword [sparkler]. Woman: "You can't give that to her, it's not safe!" Skeleton Santa: "It's a sword [sparkler], they're not meant to be safe." Man: "She's a child!" Santa: "It's educational" Man: What if she cuts [burns] herself?" Santa: "That will be an important lesson."
Michael Meyers in Wayne's World holding up the "this man has no penis" sign but 'penis' has been replaced with 'talent'.
ILLEGAL!!!
Speckled Roman Tomato about the size of a big walnut showing some pretty stripes
Blue sky label of senator whitehouse showing his corruption via AIPAC
'Woman of the Orient' by Henri Lehmann
Fed from Pineapple Express screaming 'ILLEGAL!!!' into the telephone.
a chunky furry moth on my front door with its abdomen curled back
Dale Gribble in his ski mask and sunglasses, smoking a cig saying "Someone is"
Kevin Spacey, drinking from a coffee mug, approvingly.
The Blu-Ray Disc Format Becomes Standard In 2006, the BDA released the first version of the Blu-Ray Disc format. This format was adopted as the official standard for high-definition video and audio discs. In 2008, the first Blu-Ray players and discs went on sale in the United States.
Kramer enjoying the after effects of feeding beans to a horse.
Screenshot from Papers Please with Kirby superimposed over the woman giving you documents. Interrogate her to highlight discrepancies.
"Rondos" from La Rosa's Pizzeria
Matt Gilley, 41, Harpswell Maine Gilley, a commercial lobsterman, is an independent who leans R. He voted Trump in '24 and worries about labor costs. (pls China invade US already and put us out of our misery)
Tonya Pearsall, 52, Tonopah AZ Pearsall, who runs a PUPPY-BREEDING BUSINESS, voted Trump in '24 and believes conservatism means protecting the environment. (lol sob).
Callie Baker, 24 Bainbridge OH Baker, who rides, trains and sells barrel-racing horses, leans conservative. She voted Trump in '20 and '24 for 'economic reasons'.
NYT Piece: Voters Share Where They're Feeling a Financial Pinch (A small group of some of people typically featured in The Onion)
"Use" choices for a Dell Home PC warranty extension listed as the following: -Home -Office -Military (including Paramilitary, National Police, National Guard) -Space / Aerospace / UAV -Missile / Missile Technology -Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) -Chemical / Biological -Nuclear -By an embargoed country or sanctioned party -Oil & Gas
a tasty looking rock of some sort. resembles an everlasting gobstopper but with sections raising out of it
The "Liter a Cola" scene from Super Troopers, but 'Large Farva' is replaced with 'mini soda' and Liter a Cola is replaced with 'megasota'.
Dumb fish emerging from the water onto land, somebody off screen is pointing a Glock at it telling it to get back in the water.
Ohtani showing his displeasure with Ken.
The Nightman Cometh cast doing an encore
Homer Simpson skiing downhill thinking of stupid sexy Flanders, but Flanders is replaced with Mamdani.
Elon Musk shirtless on a yacht looking like an alien chestburster tried and failed to escape from his chest.
President Donald J Trump
Slurmz McKenzie
Doug and Skeeter wearing perfectly fitting suits
jfc
Simon: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
an all black kitten mid-climb about 6 feet up an elm tree. she's looking off into the distance likely tracking a bird
jk...unless
nothing to see here
The Chinese floating wind turbine aka the big fan of communism
it's the "stop now don't email my wife" spray paint on garage door vandalism, but with "my wife" crossed out so it only says "stop now don't email".
joke about the GRINK but it's about the SINK LAUNDRY ofc
maga Republican vs Irish Republican meme
The meme, described as "annoying" and "like a plague", has been linked by multiple news outlets to the wider "brain rot" phenomenon—digital media deemed to be of poor quality.
Graph showing the highest blood lead levels in the US. Sorry Gen X but your blood is like 50% lead.
Megyn Kelly losing her mind about the race of a fictional character.
dr oz screaming into a megaphone of assembly line workers that "to die on the job is to die for America!"
was silence not an option?
Ron Desantis trying, and failing, to act like a human being laughing
The Mask™ in a bright yellow suit
just a guy reaching into his brown paper bag for lunch