Johnson

@moarhops.bsky.social

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3 nicely marbled, trimmed Strip Steaks
Foosball World Cup on THE OCHO
An ice cold Pacifico with a moderately fresh lime
A very good tan & white pibble under attack from a Boston terrier land shark
Paul Revere alerting the masses that the ENGLISH ARE LOSING
Some bullshit ai summary, they got the [redacted] wrong but the Tennents still flows
A 24oz can of 8%abv Modelo mango Chelada Suprema. No I didn't drink it in the car you dinguses
That's a 3 liter Paulaner beer glass, for reasons unknown
An exhausted bear begging for y'all to analyze propaganda like you analyze TV shows and sports results
Bubble Boy starring Jake Gyllenhaal
Complete transcript of a phone call I had today: “Is this the Piper’s Pub in Pittsburgh?” “Yes” “This is Bobby from [radio station] in Philly and you’re live on the air. We just wanted to call and say Go Flyers.” “Okay.” “So we’ll see ya in South Philly tomorrow night!” “Alright”
Two couch potato dogs laying in the middle of a hiking trail