Mobius Stripper

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2006 Time Person of the Year Non-practicing intellectual Dumb jokes and smart takes Opinions presented are your own he/him

A spoof of the JAWS poster with "TEEFS" as the title, and a dog snoot pointing up at the woman swimming. Teefs are visible. It's adorable.
Zapp Brannigan saying "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
A scene from Naked Gun: Mayor: "Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy." Drebin: "Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy." Mayor: "That was a Shakespeare-in-the-Park production of 'Julius Caesar' you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!"
A scene from Family Guy where they introduce a Robocop robot as a hall monitor. Destruction ensues.
Krusty staring disbelievingly at the TV, probably watching Argentina miss the net over and over against England
The guy from The Office saying "Shut up about the sun. Shut up about the sun!"
The sketchy French winemakers when Bart does a student exchange program in France
A photo of Jay Sherman from The Critic, a wonderful show from the 90s.
The number 1 trending topic on Bluesky right now is "Falklands" because England and Argentina are going to play in the World Cup and everyone is making the same jokes, a lot of them with the same Krusty the Klown reference, because we're all 38-year-olds with the same references.
Horror games: adjust the brightness so that the logo is barely visible. Me: (an image of the Old Steve Rogers meme with the brightness turned way too high saying "No, I don't think I will")
Dave Chappelle advertising Samuel Jackson beer
Gio Reyna
Bugs Bunny holding a water bottle with a hand-written label saying "Michael's Secret Stuff"
Homer saying "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Bugs Bunny facing off against Yosemite Sam, daring him to cross a line he draws in the sand. Every time Sam does, Bugs draws a new line, which Sam also steps over.
The top 5 trending topics on Bluesky, all of them related to the current Mexico-England World Cup game: 1. Bellingham 2. England Football (boo) 3. Match Highlights 4. Azteca Stadium 5. CONCACAF
Michael Scott saying "Well, happy birthday America. Sorry your party's so lame."
The trending topics on Bluesky: 1. Adam Sandler 2. Elon Musk 3. Force of Evil
The end of Rocky, with Apollo Creed saying "Ain't gonna be no rematch"
Arnold in Predator saying 'If it bleeds, we can kill it'
Ron Burgundy drinking milk
Moroccan goalkeeper Bono saves a penalty kick to help his team advance to the round of 16 in the World Cup and win my undying loyalty with this nonsense
Screenshot of Milhouse angrily yelling at the TV, when he demands to know "When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory!?"
The infamous Peter Parker dancing scene from Spider-Man 3
Chris Farley talking to Adam Sandler in Billy Madison, saying "But you could imagine what it'd be like if he did." In the scene, he's trying to impress a guy by making up stories about first himself and then an unnamed friend hooking up with the hot teacher, but Billy doesn't believe him, and he admits it isn't true, but still thinks he's making some kind of point.
Mr Burns as coach of the Springfield nuclear power plant softball team.
Andy Daly as Benjamin Franklin saying "If girls were dollars, I'd be the richest man alive"
Screen from Arrested Development where George Michael is admiring himself in a mirror while wearing a muscle suit
Gruncle Stan from Gravity Falls
Picture of the Star Trek character Seven of Nine
A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, where the main characters school some dumb kid about the coolness of Morris Day and the Time.
Obi Wan saying "Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"
Stinkoman from Homestar Runner
From The Onion: Think Tank Called 'The Himmler Institute' Assures Nation This All Legal
A Facebook Marketplace listing for $15 of "Goat Lords Card Game, never opened"
A wrapper from a Halls brand cough drop, with sayings like "Impress yourself today.", "Seize the day." and "Bet on yourself."
A webcomic Panel 1: A guy sits hunched over a desk, drawing on a piece of paper. He says "I can't get this right... I give up..." Panel 2: The guy looks around as an offscreen voice says "Do not lose spirit, my artist friend! I have come to assist!" Panel 3: A purple muscular humanoid with a pencil-tip head says "It is I! The physical manifestation of your artistic ability!" Panel 4: The original guy looks on in shock and disbelief as the purple man says "I take this form as a validation of you skill as an artist." as the artist says "wow..." Panel 5: There's a close up of the purple man's face, drawn in high detail as he says "This magnificent visage is proof of countless hours spent sketching, refining your craft. A true testament to your observational expertise." Panel 6: The muscular torso of the purple man is shown, again in high detail with excellent shading, and he says "These glistening muscles, a result of your dedicated study and research of human anatomy. A confirmation of your scholarly aptitude!" Panel 7: The silhouette of the purple man is shown from behind as he says "There is much more to show you. Let us reinvigorate your motivation for art!" Panel 8: The purple man says "NOW COME! TAKE MY HAND!" and the depiction is of an extremely shittily drawn hand, like a 3-year-old tried to draw it. The coloring isn't even in the lines.
A picture of the box cover of the Jar Jar Binks 3-D Adventure Game
Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow a Feeling"
A sticker on gas pumps at a station that says "FUEL GLOVE AVAILABLE INSIDE" with a picture of a blue hand, presumably showing off the fuel glove
The Trending topics on Bluesky, but the underlined one is "Onion Impressions"
Dr Nick Riviera in medical school, hitting on a girl
Homer watching Twin Peaks, chuckling, and saying "Brilliant! I have absolutely no idea what's going on."
The top two trending topics as of the time of this posting: 1. Minnesota Hockey, 2. Norm
Mr Burns, in a costume to make him appear as a golden god, catches on fire.
Arnie Pie of Pie in the Sky in the newscopter saying "I'm tired of reporting the news, I want to make the news!"
A classic "terrible lizard" looking all lizard-like, save for its beautiful and luscious feathered hair. Terrifying, yet alluring. This dinosaur is ready for a rampage and a night on the town. Unstoppable.
Young Obi Wan saying "That's... Why I'm here"
The top five trending topics on Bluesky right now: 1. Maddow 2. Hawks 3. CJ McCollum 4. NBA Game 5. Knicks
An image with the InfoWars logo in the bottom right. On the left is a picture of Alex Jones shirtless in jeans with a caption of "BEFORE" while on the right is a picture of Alex Jones shirtless in jeans (but with a belt now!) with a caption of "45 DAYS LATER". This is intended to show the effects of one of the supplements he was always trying to sell, but there's no noticeable difference in his physique. But in the "after" picture he is very red, unhealthily so.
A screencap showing an overgrown building with the text ABANDONED MR. BLOBBY THEME PARK
A costumed live-action character with characteristic blobby pink body covered in yellow polka dots. He wears a yellow clownish tie. He has a horrifying smile and bulging eyes that jiggle. He is a nightmare made flesh. All tremble in his wake. You know, for kids.
An edited version of an old social media post about a peacock spreading his feathers at the OP, hilariously changed to reference the Pope: Pope: *spreads cassock at me* Husband: It's trying to attract you as a mate Me: *shyly lifts top* Husband: no
A screenshot of my previous reply failing due to a server error
JD Vance at the counter at a donut shop, when asked what he wants, responds with "Just whatever makes sense."