Nicholas Roznovsky

@modernishfather.com

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Father of two, husband of one, retired projectionist, 5x marathon finisher, baseball enthusiast, space nerd, chihuahua wrangler. Texan expat living in San Francisco. More ways to connect: https://about.me/modernishfather

Squirrel
Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition poster
Screenshot of an article
Salad
Screenshot of message saying that Social Security is solvent until 2034
Sign for Rocket Turtle shipping company
A plate of food
Two young newlyweds in a limo
Peggy Hill saying about Phoenix, “This city should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance.”
Newspaper ad for “Herbie Goes Bananas”
Empty restaurant tables
Four people standing together with one wearing red graduation regalia
Screenshot of a three-minute flight schedule change
Dog with a blanket wrapped around its head like a cloak
Book with 1978 copyright
Book
Screenshot of an email
Big jug of brown mustard
Screenshot of a Facebook comment
Light rail vehicle being blocked by fire trucks
A young with light hair in a purple dress standing holding flowers
Space ship with the words "GEORDI JOINS TINDER"
DS9 screenshot
The starship Enterprise with the words "WORF VS. A BIG BLUE BARREL"
Screenshot of a library hold pickup notice
Man at a baseball game
Legs and feet of someone on an airplane
Screenshot of Reddit comment saying someone liked Becker more than Cheers
Screenshot of a car on a map
Screenshot
Car interior
Screenshot of plane tracking app showing runways
Woman with blonde hair pointing to the word “HUSKIES” on a hoodie
Detour sign laying on the ground
Laptop and a dog’s face
Four small rubber figures in front of a window looking out over a parking lot
A bowl of little rubber Jesus figures
Facebook friend suggestion for Mark Kistler
Airport train car interior
Two chihuahuas on a young woman’s lap in a car
Screenshot of a poll with most voting that they will not score this season
Banners and trees in front of a stadium
Wet paint sign
Screenshot of a chatbot conversation
Multilevel parking garage with cars lined up outside
Black dog under a blanket
Black dog looking down at a tan dog.
Computer animation of a white car with a giant three-leaf clover hovering above it
Houses with bridge towers behind them in the distance
Venn diagram illustrating where this statement sits in the realm of craziness.
Green ad saying "40% Off Everything. Shop now. Online Exclusive. Exclusions apply."
A sign on a window
Two dogs sniffing grass
Black suitcase with blue paint on it.
A dog laying on its back.
Fire truck
Laundry machines
A shower door that slowly opens when it is closed.
Toad in grass