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31, transmasc genderqueer. Plastic man enthusiast and general art man. Partner in crime: @ratgalactic.bsky.social 18+ only NO AI

A bucket of steel
Plas riding a broom in the starry night sky. The moon shines bright as pink clouds swirl by. Woozy stands on a cloud, suitcase in hand and making a hitchhiking gesture towards plas
A twisted elf creature with a chelicerate like face dotted with large shiny black eyes. It has slits where a nose once was, and large mandibles giving it a skeletal appearance. It's large ears droop down, framing its face alongside its rough, matted hair. It has multiple legs, walking on its hands and feet as it's ribs segment & turn into additional limbs. It's body ends in a long scorpian tail which curls downwards instead of upwards. It drools from its mouth, holding a blank expression that may still convey some sense of sorrow or desperation. Maybe it conveys nothing at all
Hades the pooka looking up at a can of herring while drooling. Under xim is the word kippers
A set of prints framed on the wall above a tv and near a wario plush
A skeletal and arachnid like elfish creature with drool dripping from its mandibles. It's large pointy ears droop down and are pierced. It's scraggly matted hair falls around it's long neck
A skeletal face with multiple eyes & some big droopy ears. It's drooling & is covered in matted hair
Narration: After and hour of horseplay A crowd of laughing gangsters stand behind Eel as he's rubbing water out of his ears & dripping wet. One man slams a gavel on a desk. "Okay, gang. We've had our fun... Let's get down to business!!" "Fun, he says!" Says Eel sarcastically
Pencil sketch of eel obrian looking at the viewer & smirking. He's dressed in suit & tie with a slicked back curly short cut
A box of fruit flavored flouridated toothpaste
Framed pictures over my tv. The one with the joker print has broken glass.
A wide set of cartoon eyes looking to their left in bloodshot orange. The irises are mismatched with a scribble surrounding the right pupil. The eyes are framed by sweat and have deep under eye bags. The text reads "nothing new on this blue earth, but it still spins around my head"
Sketch of woozy winks cheering. He's a short fat man in a button down shirt and pants. He's wearing a straw hat and bowtie.
A sketch page of plasticman sketches. The top is a plasmaman hunched over and floating with his legs tucked in under him. He's grimacing and holding a tiny shot glass of blood. Lower left is a headshot of plastic man looking to the side and talking, his stray hair suggesting him moving forward. The bottom right is plastic man smashed into the ground and spitting blood. His head is bashed in & he looks like a wad of bubblegum. They all wear goggles & a v neck leotard with stripes along the waist
A chunky plastic man figure where he raises his hands in the air and sports a huge grin. He's in the palm of my hand
Plastic man smashed onto the ground like a dropped stick of softened butter. Head squashed, spitting blood, shoulder & ass sticking up
The thomas bagels guy holding a plate of bagels & smiling with some young Leo DiCaprio ass hair
Sirvine the dragonborn cleric handing a health potion to the viewer. He's a burly, draconian man with horns, small tusks, claws, and a goatee with sideburns. He carries a mace which he rests on his shoulder. His outfit is a long embroidered coat with many clasps over an ornate tunic, shrouded by a cape. A large star shaped amulet adorns his neck
Plas parking his ass on a table while calling the chief on the phone
Wip inks of Sirvine the dragonborn. He's smiling at the viewer. He's got small tusks & curved horns following his reptilian face. A set of sideburns & a lil goatee
The cat Peanut Butter, laying behind a curtain that makes him look like a long stripey worm
A pile of books with plastic man Rubber Banded by Kyle Baker on top
The bent package of the print I ordered
Crop of woozy leaning into and hugging Plas while giving him googoo eyes. Plas is sitting back smiling with his eyes closed
A tapecaster model 700 rp
Woozy winks accounting his life in the asylum and how reganomics kicked him out on the streets. He's not freaked out by Eel's stretchiness because he's used to seeing weird and unusual things due to psychosis
Short pile faux fur panel made up to look like worm segments
E6000 glue tube. This stuff is good & flexible
Wistar, a rat human chimera, as a sculpture just. He wears a smart suit & has a downy covering of fur over his skin. His veins & scars pop through. He gives a little smirk with wide, almost glaring eyes
Sara, a long faced woman with slightly protruding eyes & shy smile. She has scales along the back of her neck and along the bridge of her nose like freckles. She wears large, circular glasses & wears her hair in a chunky twist out. Peter, a jaw heavy square faced man with a pointy chin, smiles with vacant wide eyes. He wears an ivy league crew cut with blade like bangs. His robotic features show in his jaw and neck. Something's off about him
Roger rabbit, a toony bunny with overalls and a big bowtie, pulls at his bowtie while shaking in fear. He rubs his wrist anxiously
The jewelry mirror upright on its stand with tools around it
Bust of a rat man in a suit smirking. He's got a fine hair all over his face
A reddit advert that reads "how to style baggier clothes without making myself look "round"?" And then "find it on reddit" there's a headless image of a person wearing baggy clothes. It might be AI generated cause there's a sleeve from another shirt but it doesn't seem to be tied to anything?
Gouache painting of a man in business attire walking through a hallway. His hands have morphed into a chainsaw which melts under its own heat, licking flames jumping off the blades as they self combust. He smiles, his hair like a warming lava lamp, his eyes replaced with dancing embers
A clay bust of a rat man chimera smirking. His suit is unfinished
Plastic man as a mother mouse with hair curlers & a maxi dress holding hands with two of his mouse children & rolling the third in a stroller. He seems puzzled as to how his life ended up this way
Plastic Man flying off in the rain with a sullen expression. The narration bar reads "I'm a terrible person."
Thumbnail sketch of Plas vacuuming & lifting Woozy up with one hand while Wooz was in the middle of reading.
Super rough sketch of plastic man kissing up on woozy's shoulder/neck area and woozy looking away laughing cause it tickles
The mystery gang reimagined as a head changing van robot and their Scooby snack package dog
A sketch of plastic man, a superhero who wears goggles & a leotard, is flustered & twisting around himself in embarrassment. He rubs the back of his neck & holds his face with one hand while waving off a comment with the other. He's sweating, and his leg coils around the other like a snake
Plastic man & woozy winks in a helicopter with hearing protection on. Plas says "yep. The trick will be stopping it from being crushed down there. Thanks for this, Woozy." Woozy cracks " hey, what sort of friend would I be if I didn't take you to the middle of the ocean and abandon you?"
A comic page of plastic man & woozy winks flying over the ocean near Guam. Woozy asks plas if hes got everything he needs & cracks wise about dropping him off in the middle of the ocean. Plas tells him to lay low for awhile after this. They say their goodbyes and plas jumps out of the helicopter. Woozy looks cute as fuck piloting the heli
An unfinished bust of a smirking rat man chimera with a pouty lip and crazy cheek bones. All the latter images are different angles 😞
An unfinished bust of a rat man chimera slightly smirking
Unfinished bust of a rat man chimera
A tall cat tree with replaced portions of carpet so the cats can scratch it to hell again
My orange cat's very long spindly back toes stretching out & looking like a muppet hand
A man running towards the viewer dressed in a suit. His body is half limp from the waist, his vest & suit jacket riding up as his left arm swings behind him. His eyes are transfixed on the viewer with an inscrutable expression, eyes wide & lips pulled away from clenched teeth. His right arm weakly reaches toward the viewer. His skin is translucent, revealing much of the skeleton beneath
Me in my little faux hawk mullet sitting crosslegged thinking to myself "everyone else in this waiting room is 60 - 90 years old". I'm sweating
Saxton Riggins, a tall, thin man with a long, squared face and prominent cheek bones. His nose is long and gnarled, & his ears have a bit of a point. His hair is slicked back to a messy point on the back of his head. He wears rectangular specs and a loosely tied tie. Below is a dragonified version of him, with a serpentine body and fin like wings
Plas shuffling through a doorway with his neck extended to the ground dragging his head behind him. Woozy is excitedly talking with his hands at him. Plas responds "sometimes you make me a little ill, Woozy! Which way did they go?"
A portable electronic blood pressure cuff
Plastic man reclining on the floor & using his crossed arms as a pillow. Woozy is leaning over him & using a heat gun on his shoulders while rubbing his back. Woozy is wearing a respirator, undoubtedly one that Plas forced on him for the sake of safety
I labeled my nude drawing as non sexual nudity and the auto labeler labeled my piece as an explicit sexual image
Drizzt Do'Urden the dark elf with two swords and a panther looking very angsty and contemplative and dangerous