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Bulldog in The Outfit with The Wig playing it very calmly, caption: Multipass
She-ra winking at you with an otherwise straight face
Rhino guy from Me and the Boys meme
Pizza Burnin’ video from YouTube - she’s dancing in front of burning pizza in a home kitchen oven
Poochie ascending clumsily to his home planet on The Simpsons while Itchy and Scratchy watch but with Genesee Jr.’s avi…
Wii News Channel loading screen with a black kitty perched atop the status bubble, and he looks around as you circle the pointer around, then chirps helpful tips if you click him
Mostly white kitty held up to camera, caption “do with me what you will, I have already won” and his mouth is open because… face completely covered in thick bright yellow nacho cheese dip
Vranyo is a Russian cultural and linguistic concept describing a specific form of performative lying where the speaker utters a blatant falsehood without expecting it to be believed, and the listener feigns acceptance to maintain social or institutional equilibrium.
“What's your favorite cereal mascot? Mine's gotta be the Special K "Kreature" "Kreature", a twisted morass of flesh and teeth who mindlessly pursues those who have yet to try Special K” and the artwork is a superlative, terrifying, yet somehow sweet image of exactly that, where he’s gently holding a box of Special K for you to see between his wispy forelimbs
(pasted verbatim from Patreon - his alt text is incredible) Three illustrations of an anime woman version of Jimbo, the talking joker from Balatro. She has red clown lips and orange eye makeup, a three-pointed jester hat, short messy blue hair, a blue pointed capelet, orange tights with a white fishnet pattern, red pointed shoes, and a red singlet with black and red-striped sleeves and a plunging neckline. In the first pose, she reclines with her knees bent, hands behind her head and relaxing with a smug grin on her face. "What a flop!" she sneers. In the second pose, she's leaning forward, hands clapped together beside her face with an exuberant smile. "You aced it!" she says with glee. In the third pose, it's a close up of her face, eyes wide and pupils lifeless, expression both stony and piercing, with a glitchy screen behind her showing a failed Balatro run. "C'mon. One more run." she urges.
Crystalline Entity getting too close for comfort in Star Trek TNG
“Candid” shot of Sergey Brin with Google Glass in 2013
Hide the Pain Harold at kitchen counter or something reading laptop holding a coffee/tea “When an emails finds me well” Panel 2: smiling right at you
Jeopardy SNL skit with Will Ferrel as Alex and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery - Alex calls on Sean and he says “I’ll take ‘Catch the Semen’ for $800” - cut to panel which says “Catch These Men” - Alex staring sideways at it from podium
Merna Kennedy in a fitted striped outfit wearing a large cap and medium length skirt, posing against a brick wall lurking, gripping corner of building and a long pistol, watching and ready - one knee up on a burlap sack of flour or something. The sack now has a translucent blushing anime face near her knee.
An old, large leather-padded chest out at the curb with a “free” sign - caption: “definitely a mimic”
Princess Peach from Mario still image profile on right of screen with blue puffy cloud sky, left is a note on royal Peach stationary “I f’d up big this time. I owe a lot of bad people money I dont have. Please Mario, they’re going to kill Toad.”
DeSantis in jeans and knee high white boots at disaster response photo op looking a lot like the Green M&M
Tabby cat asleep in box, with animated Zzzz sticker near sleepy face
“And I took that personally” interview meme with Michael Jordan sitting in offwhite comfy chair next to a little side table with tea and crumpets (or is it scotch and other apps?)
Tracy Jordan in 30 Rock sitting on some building steps agitated about how he saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully ran a Wendy’s
Selma from The Simpsons calmly lighting up a lung dart for her beloved iguana Jub Jub who’s climbed out along her bent arm, ciggie in mouth ready for flavor country
Possibly the longest “posting-thru-it” on record, scrolling thru a long defensive “hey I’m not abusive that would be terrible” reply screed on Twitter after he took down the original post about his ex
New Max 8 delivery nonstop from BFI Seattle to Dublin for RyanAir as shown on flightradar24, crossing the southern tip of Greenland
Disgusted cricket fan fists on hips meme with Bitcoin logo for head, cocked slightly askew
Sickos comic from The Onion where the guy person from hands on window depravedly going “yes hahaha yes!” But he’s weeping with joy at the burglar’s pity for Sluggo’s sitch
Smooth SpongeBob, smiling ready for a handshake
Meme pic of Normal Al Yankovic in a normal blue hoodie, normal thick grey hair, neutral expression
Disgusted cricket fan in vest meme with lots of drip buckets around
Young black man at death’s door, serene in bed. oxygen cannula wrapped up behind and over ears to nostrils. But they’re actually earbuds…
Removing headset in disgust meme
Simpsons version of American Psycho with Moe glancing back from newspaper covered living room at blood spattered Homer watching him wide eyed from above
(“cheese and death in same sentence”) Mr. Incredible side by side meme with smile on left, fried dark haunted face on right
Mustard yellow GMC van or some-such sliding fast sideways on parking lot, knocking an orange cone flying, side of van has acronym C U M in giant red letters for reasons
Smithers standing and sobbing inconsolable while two exotic dancers expertly twerk and gyrate at him
The sweet, sweet dog from the episode… nothing can go wrong…
Closeup of Shocked Worf
“CEO caught in jungle voodoo orgy with case of Deep Space Nine”, mustachioed CEO Guy shocked as everyone else is, in and among with jungle flora, adorned with voodoo orgy face paints, Worf off to the side particularly mortified at discovery, someone else showing vertical smile, two others in back making out with wanton abandon. This reply just a crop of Shocked Worf.
Stack of four fluffy blueberry(?) donuts and the 2nd one has a Doge Shiba Inu face seamlessly blended in
The scary evil captain of the science clan thingie in Bleach spirit world declaring “you’re exceeding the limits allowed to humans, you brat!”
Screenshot of Vintage Obscura playing “I Love You F’ Off” by Lucrate Milk (France art punk, 1983)
Animation with the thoughtful long-snout dog near a kitchen sink that a lady just dropped an engagement ring down the drain - immediately sends his snout miles and miles down the serpentine drain pipe, down into the ocean past interesting things, smack a shark out of the way, then blows a capture bubble around the lost ring along with some other stuff to retrieve it
Lovely script font caption: “My promise to you to protect you always” with dude in black dojo outfit and mohawk with one hand on baby’s chest, other grasping scabbard upward so that sheathed katana is ready to go when inevitably needed.
American Psycho meme with “Impressive, very nice” now with “oh, you added a new AI feature? Impressive very nice. Now, show me how to disable it.”
Cropped to masking tape with Secret of Mana in blue Sharpie on a (48 pin?) ROM chip on an awesome homebrew PCB
Happy, dapper giant pumpkin with human body, gently smiling face and hat strolling down a straight path with two rows of giant green and orange pumpkins watching him from the ground - normal kitty on right watching from atop a pumpkin and a very scared black kitty standing on one on the left - postcard says Oct 31st All Hallowe’en Greetings and the lettering and art (watercolor?) are very early 20th century ornate and gorgeous
Disgusted cricket fan meme with “sorry sweetie I’m just so tired now!”
Young women in crimson McDonald’s uniforms and name tags opening one of the first restaurants in Russia in 1990, listening attentively or being interviewed
Sideeye monkey puppet meme
Tron tank with sad drip emoji suddenly in freefall from shattered bridge
Meme from Clickhole: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point - glaring, intense, right at you! but aware the viewer is correct
Kid playing a self-assembled plastic horn with a really twisty body of many random shaped pieces and red horn piece at the end - the first says “who can it be now?” And has an orderly zig-zag assembly of body pieces. The 2nd also says “who can it be now?” But has him playing a really super wild and crazy maze-like routing for the horn body pieces
Two kittehs “what’s up with that guy over there?” “The bends” Looking at the image of the distorted cgi guy or cpr guy from the album cover of The Bends by Radiohead”
Clickhole article: “incredible police dog has been trained to be haunted by an unsolved murder from 2005” and picture of police dog in K-9 Police service vest - incredible!
New Yorker style cartoon of suburban husband opening front door from inside, seeing over a dozen jackbooted armed-to-the-teeth stormtroopers spoiling for war, pointing long guns into house - he turns and asks “honey did you post something negative about the regime?”
“Normal Al Yankovic” with a modern sport jacket, his face with a calm intense expression, and thick normal dark hairstyle
“What's your favorite cereal mascot? Mine's gotta be the Special K "Kreature", a twisted morass of flesh and teeth who mindlessly pursues those who have yet to try Special K”
Frame from ragdoll fling backwards, limbs akimbo, left eye visible and wide open shock that split second before collision
Clickhole article “Heartbreaking: Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point” featuring what became the guy meme where he’s calmly glaring tight-mouthed at the viewer
Classic gif of two audience ladies watching a performance and on the right she’s completely agog, eyes wide open, and in flies a taco neatly into her elliptical open mouth - she pivots without blinking to her friend who turns to her, the taco scoots out of mouth 1 and right into mouth 2. Perfection.