A Major Turbonerd

@moist.dad

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Formerly @overdesigned in various places. I contain multitudes; an old pilot trying to make more old pilots. Illinois! Very food motivated. Views not those of the DoD or US Gov't. He/him.

hand holding a package of the BTS cross branded oreos
Side view of a wet blue jay in a blue bird bath
photo of three t-45 airplanes in formation, all turning right
chart showing it stayed down around 72 for about 12 hours before rising up again and now it is 77
screenshot of an app showing the indoor temperature of our house is oscillating between 86F and 94F
a hand holding a 12 oz bag of salted roasted in shell peanuts with a large cubs logo on it
Nighttime photo crossing the Chicago river south on LaSalle pointed towards the Chicago Board of Trade building
a large camera with a large lens and a large flash on a tripod pointed directly at a small vase of flowers
a box holding a bottle of double eagle very rare 25-year bourbon with a $3,000 price tag
small kid hands holding a Lego contraption
photo of 100 bison dollars from the street fighter movie starring the late great Raul Julia
screenshot of the ESPN box score showing cubs up 15-2 in the top of the 7th
small yellow bird standing on a bird feeder peg.
three giant tortortice's pizza boxes on a backyard table
photo of some Rainier cherries
screenshot of an email from the first alert news scraper service saying a US official reportedly says US is attacking targets in the Strait of Hormuz
Russian AA-11 "Archer" air to air missile
screenshot of the banner of the steam summer sale
screenshot of a Instagram ad for a bunch of giant white Canon telephoto DSLR lenses
visual guide to the discworld storylines and how the novels intersect
portrait orientation photo of a sheet tray with two racks of baby back ribs on it. they are covered with salt pepper and garlic.
a glencairn glass with a little bourbon in it
photo of Caillebotte’s ‘Floor Scrapers’ from when it was on loan to the Art Institute of Chicago
photo of the top shelf of a liquor and knick knack cabinet. there are many ceramic elephants and some of them have been moved around to make room for a bottle of bourbon with a harrier label on it. All of this is next to a wooden model of a harrier
photo of a hand holding a 27 oz container of Old Bay seasoned goldfish crackers
a very fluffy cat and a very lanky dog lying next to each other. both are brown white and black, and looking at the camera. the cat is wide eyed and the dog is dog smiling
same long white bird as before but it's got more frontal lighting, better focus, and a pleasing s-bend to its neck as it kind of stands hunched and staring at you
portrait photograph of a large white bird with a long neck wading through some marshy water
photo of a tomato sandwich without the top bread folded over. it has some really good deep red looking tomatoes with salt and pepper on plain white bread with some mayo
picture of a white bird with black tipped wings and head, and an orange beak, flying through a blue sky
a hand holding the packaging for the 30th anniversary Canon G7X MkIII
a somewhat unappetizing photo of a bowl full of overnight oats sludge. it's oats and milk and chia seeds and fruit. I love it and will never stop
mental gymnastics meme with secret service shot a person as the basic and a bystander was also shot as the gymnastics
ST:TNG title card that says "Ham, Hot."
ST:TNG title card reading "Riker Fucks Another One"
cocoa puff on my kid's lap only slightly impeding his use of an ipad
portrait aspect photo of four reusable plastic food containers each filled with a portion of knock off Dan Dan Noodle thing
stove with an absolutely giant metal bowl full of burrito filling. it dwarfs the 12" metal pan next to it that is toasting up a flour tortilla
panoramic aspect photo of eight small bronze figures attached to bottle corks. together they look like a stop motion picture of a horse and jockey running
photo of a gas pump showing I have put $69 of gas into my minivan