Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖

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An outdoorsy photoshoppy mole- likes National Trust scones & Dartmoor. A bookish mole in a hole seeking the return of integrity. Not sure this account adds much. Exceedingly good in parts. #AltText - no AIđŸš«

BBC News interviewing Brenda from Bristol ‘ANOTHER ONE?’ meme
Alastair Sim as Scrooge leaning out of the window on Christmas morning: YOU THERE! BOY! WHAT POINTLESS ORIGIN STORY IS BEING REIMAGINED TODAY?
James Corden and Matt Smith as a Smiths album cover “Gallifrey here we come” showing a blue vinyl disc half out of the sleeve.
James Corden in a football shirt saying Smithy (from the Gavin & Stacey stag do) with the 11th Doctor wearing a football shirt saying ‘Smith’ - photoshopped from episode ‘The Lodger’
Brambly Hedge at Hidcote Step into the enchanting world of Brambly Hedge at Hidcote this autumn. Insert drawing of Primrose peering through a gap in an autumn hedgerow to a Mousehouse beyond.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - witch persecution scene (Idle, Cleese and Palin as grubby mediaeval peasants looking baffled up at Sir Bedivere)
Professor Stanley Unwin wearing evening attire, beaming, stood waist deep in a swimming pool with a rubber duck water ring while holding a dimpled pint in one hand and a tray with a flute glass and beer bottle in the other. Remarkabold deep joy.
Profile photo circle of a mosaic of Bapgpuss wearing a Roman laurel wreath headband in the style of I CLADIVS
Web image of a non conformist church holiday club poster from the Dark Side
 “STAR FORCE HOLIDAY CLUB” with a picture of a lone Imperial Star Destroyer from Star Wars silhouetted against a fiery orange flare in space - looking more like a recruitment drive by the Sith.
Spain celebrating their World cup win on the podium with a motionless posing Trump about to be led away by Infantino leaning in, his hand outstretched.
Infantino trying to get Trump to move out of the photograph while the Spanish football team celebrate on the World Cup winner’s podium
 only the background here is swapped for a plane coming in fast to land on a runway.
Individual white tesserae in a dotted grid pattern set in a concrete floor. Late afternoon sun falls across the floor with a shadow pocket highlighting a small area of damage to the concrete, helping show more depth to the marble tessera set into it.
Same photo of Trump gormlessly photobombing Spain on the winners podium - with photoshopped Vince Vega looking lost.
Obi wan Kenobi ( Alec Guinness) sat wide eyed and disturbed after sensing a seismic event in the Force.
Water cannon riot vehicle firing water jets to disperse a crowd
The Terminator (1984) meets Day of the Triffids (1963) - a skeleton robot stands rusted in the middle of a field, stuck in the arc of a jet of salty water from a bowser tanker lorry.
Same aerial view of the Roman ruins but with green lasers and a paper origami X-wing about to start its trench run.
Plushy mouse on the marble crazy paving serving counter of a Roman thermopolium with ruins behind.
Plushy mouse in a deserted Roman street in Pompeii
Tom Hiddleston being interviewed in the Forum at Pompeii
Stabian Baths Pompeii - vaulted arch celing over hypocaust sub floor - partly covered with modern deck at higher floor level.
Tom Hiddleston in the Forum at Pompeii on a temporary interview set for the launch of a new Disney plus /Nat Geographic documentary earlier today. And a very excitable plushy mouse in the foreground .
Small plushy mouse on a raised modern deck overlooking the subfloor of a Roman hypocaust system (stacked tiles creating a holloe floor void for hot air) [original unedited photo]
Plushy mouse with the glimpse of a hypocaust beneath a Roman floor undergoing conservation
Modern mosaic of black maze lines in concentric square on white with a very Roman looking fish swimming along the bottom of it
Abandoned litter and disposable BBQ mess on #Dartmoor. Caption: Stick to footpaths, leave no trace. Follow the Countryside Code. [Happy Molehill logo branding, echoing the National Park logo]
Trafalgar Square in hot sun and blue sky yesterday across a fountain looking towards the National Gallery and St Martin-in-the-Fields.
Google maps street view image of same standing stone on a narrow lawn between trees, behind a low white painted wooden fence with two rails long the boundary with the pavement in the foreground.
General Klytus (golden masked hooded figure) from Flash Gordon
Telegraph e-news headline “Wimbledon dream over for Arthur Fery after straight-sets defeat by Al...”
California Reisling white wine set against a misty forest with hazy mountain ridge over napa valley beyond.
Splendid framed black and white Wicker Man woodcut style print - original poster by Richard Wells. [sadly often found in the wild too - in poorly pirated copies by Temu with stolen copyright and without acknowledgement to the artist]
Colin Hunt, Fast Show ( Charlie Higson) VOTE COLIN
The Wurzels “I am a cider drinker” advert for their single record release from the 1970s
Uncle Deadly and Fred Sirieix
Plushy mole in Georgian era Royal Navy uniform from the Age of Sail, stood in the captain’s cabin of a frigate - a Fifth Rate Ship of the Line.
Book: The Slave Trade - the history of the Atlantic Slave Trade 1440-1870 by Hugh Thomas.
Plushy Grover from Sesame Street wearing a silver helmet (more Roman than dustbin lid) on display surrounded by assorted children’s space themed books, toy telescope and planetarium projector.( image via web search)
Local Reform activist’s post ‘how’s that then’ with makeshift campaign poster ‘I would rather vote for Jimmy Savile than Labour’
Alberto Frog drinking an oily black liquid through a straw, ooze dripping down his milkshake cup.
Web news photo of Batts Ranch Mayo at Lidl
Adult fancy dress costume meme - here showing a cowboy riding a horse labelled ‘Ranch Dressing’
South Park cartoon - Trump in bed with Satan
Photoshopped sad Cliff album cover “Heaven knows I’m miserable now - Cliff sings the very worst of The Smiths” with green vinyl showing.
Football player’s FOOT dribbling a BALL
Photoshopped stock image : Sweep (of Sooty fame) squirting a green toy water pistol at a Chromebook laptop
Plushy mole on the poop deck
Same photo of Cliff looking glum at Wimbledon but as a photoshopped album cover ‘The Very Worst of THE SMITHS’
Captain Edmund Blackadder: “A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle-helmets with the horns on the inside”.
Calvin and Hobbes tumbling in a circle Roll On The Floor Laughing ROTFL
Father Ted ‘Small or Far Away?’ meme with Fr Dougal - but a toy traction engine instead of a cow.
Standing stone with lichen, set against a blue sky with ferns behind and a fallow earthen path in front (closed for conservation reasons)
Monty Python North Minehead by-election sketch with Mr Bimmler, Mr Hilter and Ron Vibbentrop (Palin & Cleese in Nazi uniform and Chapman with a monocled air of aryan superiority) around a table trying to blend in and pretend they aren’t plotting a putsch.
Went The Day Well (1942) - Peggy and Ivy (Elizabeth Allen & Thora Hird) armed with rifles at a window ready to fight off invading Nazi paratroops.
Silhouette diagram of incident with skydiver & flag, tree and gazebo, before [vertical skydiver] and after [horizontal skydiver about to collide with the gazebo roof, face first].
Bike and stick self sabotage meme - only with a flag on the stick
Puffin next to its burrow with small ferns around it.
Bicycle with stick self sabotage meme - but the stick now has a flag on it.
Pint of Dartmoor Brewery Jail Ale - full bodied deep red amber colour. Outdoors in the pub garden at Drake Manor Inn, Buckland Monachorum.
Same fence post image with Doug McClure and Susan Penhaligon photoshopped in from ‘the land that time forgot’