Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Jun 14 Fighting with the weather channel because weather is woke
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Let’s see how well this goes with lighting strikes. Problem is we Won’t know if it’s weather or God saying “ENOUGH”.
It’s because there’s science in weather…and they just cannot abide science.
Sounds to me like there's a high probability of a lotta snowflakes around the WH. ❄️
Someone could just draw a sharpie sun on every map.
I just love the way he so quickly and easily casts off Americans.
"The Democrats are seeding the clouds!!"
This is the same climate change denying crew that tried to shut down NOAA, our national weather service.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let’em all get electrocuted then. 🙄
God could do the funniest thing today.
Don't make him get his Sharpie of Doom off his desk.
But it is owned by Byron Allen, Colbert's replacement.
Raining yet? Lightning ⚡️?
That has beached whale Cheung's foul stench all over it. In his world, anyone who refuses to kneel before the master is a "loser" and a "r*tard." The question...does he kiss his mother with that mouth?
RR47 = Stephen Cheung who is one of two people who really should not be outside on a hot day with lots of humidity. Mental image: imagine the smells.
It will be the Weather channels fault if it rains and divine intervention if it doesn't. Can't win with people who refuse to understand basic science.
Karma has a nasty sense of humor and irony. Pass the bug spray.
Hope that wind blows their fing red hats off.....
Trump's Wrestling team is getting paid in Eric trump's Crypto I know, it writes itself Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂
Everyone knows the prevailing winds are democratic.
Those bleeding heart thunderstorms don't care about your feelings.
This is god saying you're toast and I'm pissed.
It will all be fine. POTUS can just use his magic Sharpie again.
I am confident this guy believes today is the 4th of July.
I'm saying a prayer that this shit show gets wrecked by thunderstorms and tornados
I've always been convinced that based on the writing style and language of this "Rapid Response 47" account that Steven Cheung is behind it.
I’m pretty sure that post is AI, but yikes that I never can tell with stuff like this
The Weather Channel is “a loser”?
Mother Nature do your homework,☂️
I hope the whole ugly-ass fucking thing blows over.
😝
There are no words.
And has a liberal bias.
It’s worse than that. The Trump regime is dismantling critical U.S. weather and climate monitoring systems.
Weather Bug radar shows the storms going south and north of the Washington DC area. I hope it’s wrong. Dear God, I hope it’s wrong.
Maybe they could move the furniture in the Oval Office and do it there.
Rapid Response 47 = friendless loser = Steven Cheung = Groom of the Stool
It's amusing that Trump forced CBS to remove Colbert and was replaced by Byron Allen who owns The Weather Channel.
Been watching the weather and nothing is happening yet 🙄
Severe Thunderstom Watch and Special Weather Statement both until 11pm issued by NWS for DC and here’s the future radar forecast for 9:15pm:
Arguing with the NWS supercomputer is peak anti-science MAGA.
Meteorology is science. Science is woke, and unimportant in American history. www.npr.org/2026/05/27/n...
How wonderfully ironic would it be if woke Mother Nature taught those science deniers a lesson about why metal scaffolding, lightning and water is a bad combo?
😂
I hope weather has the last word tonight
Nananabooboo
Steven Cheung is often belligerent. As in this response to TWC.
🙄😂
weird how weather is man-made, but climate change is not
Whoever says "loser" in this context would be content to be a winner in a barren wasteland.
All that metal and possible thunder storm. ⛈️ 🌩 ⚡️
Weather 1 - MAGA 0
Hmm. Time to send in the locusts.
Smells like Steven Cheung
Good! Not believing in weather leads to unspeakable possibilities!
If the Earth suffers from "woke weather" it's because we gave it climate change.
The weather is not so much woke as it is a friendless loser. And labeling a Weather channel thunderstorm warning “clickbait “ is possibly the saddest Truth Social tweet ever, despite fierce competition…
If only they had consulted the weather service about the likelihood of storms at this time of year. That anyone would even plan a picnic that might be disrupted by weather is simply just poorly thought out. Of course he’s blaming the weatherman. www.capitalweather.com/dc-can-be-a-...
Not looking good in NW DC right now😬
Ummmmis Trump so mentally incapacitated he thinks he controls the weather too?
That cage could turn into the world's biggest bug zapper and I am here for it.
Americas' "Unmatched Greatness" is a few dudes punching each other in front of the white house? Yeah, that tracks
So I clicked on the broadcast for a minute for shits and giggles, and the hostess read a weather statement from some rando company “a private weather service specially contracted for the event” pretty much confirming NWS/TWC
A freakin' weather report?! Really?! What the hell is wrong with those people?! SERIOUSLY!!!
These people are beyond help
“Friendless loser.” Self-projection, anyone?
Not exactly a benchmark for “winning.”
Maybe the weather channel is part of the Paramount deal Maybe Trump will just call Ellison and ask for the forecast to be changed I’m still praying for rain
Great here comes more funding cuts and active destruction to the national weather service.
Well, you know how the GOP is considering women in general. EVEN MOTHER NATURE.
Get mad at the one reporting the facts rather than being mad at yourselves for never even considering a very likely possibility for the middle of June in D.C.
You're just in league with big tides. ;)
Look at the horrific weather the Continental Army endured in the fight for freedom from tyranny. Surely MAGAs can tolerate T-storms to honor THEIR tyrant.
(((The Weather Channel)))
Weather is fake news! Birds aren’t real! The earth is flat!
Totally normal.
This administration’s all wet anyways…🤷🏻♀️
Weather equals woke, to the MAGAt "brain".
His having his or her say !
Science = Evil LOL
Radical left meteorologists!
If it does rain, there’s probably gonna be some “cloud seeding” conspiracy bullshit
The Knicks and NYC officially stole every bit of trump's "thunder" last night! 🤭😂🤣 I couldn't love it more!! 💃🎶💃🎶💃
Excellent ! Hope the weather ruins this event! Such a vile,digusting event !
This is worse than middle school. Don’t they have a sharpie for this type of thing?
Anyone know how to do a rain/thunder dance
I did not have 'clickbait headline for a weather forecast' on my bingo card
More importantly, has Trump fallen asleep yet at his own b-day party? Bet is -2500.
LOL..weather is weather! Duffus
Dude, it's gonna be so good. Art of the Deal bro. He's playing 6th demension chess and Cornhole...Merica!
Do it boys! Defy the weather gods! Let us see who wins.
He has been advised...
Sure go ahead fight in the lightning, see what happens.
Possible UFC Weather: 1) It’s hot and humid 2) It’s windy 3) It’s rainy 4) It hails 5) Thunderstorms 6) All of the above 7) #5 + Lightening Strike 8) #6 + Lightening Strike 9) None of the above - Bug Swarm
Hoping for a massive lightening strike.
We’re on Team Lightning!
Just wants some love
It’s called karma.
“No matter what” We’ll see We’ll see
Those pesky Dems have seeded the clouds again!
BREAKING NEWS... At precisely 10:04 PM, the UFC structure was hit by a bolt of lightning, charged to 1.21 Gigawatts, and transported trump and everyone on the grounds 30 years into the future.
This fight is trumps birthday party ...if it celebrated America it would ne held on America's birthday...July 4th
😅🤣
This is such a perfect manifestation of Trumpism. 🤦♀️
These are the same people who hate libraries
Rapid Response 47 is a 'sibling' in the 'I'm not touching you squabble' or the 'Is - Am NOT argument' that every parent recognizes!
Idk how far the reflection pond is, but I bet that algae is the source of mosquitos 😉🤣
I love how they say "our country" while they constantly treat every other minority group like second class citizens.
Did he get his weather sharpie pen out and change the watch area on the map?
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Classic cult ideology. 🥊
weather is wh trigger
Lol
Love how it calls it clickbait and then they repost it. These are not bright ppl.
Let us all be reminded as we watch (or don't) among architecture influenced by ancient Rome that gladiators were slaves and pledges beholden to masters that cared only for their financial returns. Seems fitting.
Aren’t they party of “God sends us messages?” No insights here?
It is pouring here in NC biggly!!!
I love that the White House’s Rapid Response Team’s complaint about the Weather Channel’s offensive forecast also amplified and reposted said forecast. Way to go.
We can only pray.....the scumbag deserves utter horrible chaos
This “event” has nothing to do with the country’s 250th birthday and everything to do with Trump turning 80 today.
They don't believe maybe people attending would still like to know the conditions expected?
I hope Chump brings his golf clubs.
This has kind of made my day. A weather report that needed a rapist response.
so even God has had enough
I mean mass electrocution would literally be the funniest, most chaotic end to this whole shebang. Truly the writers just gave up
"It was the worst of times, it was the stupiest of times"
They’re so classy with their comebacks too 🙄🙄🙄
😳🙃
"Lightning rods? Those cost money, we'll be fine"
Nothing a weather map and a black Sharpie can’t fix.
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Stop giving out information.
Who knew, huh Molly?!!! 😂
