Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Jun 16 What if she’s just blurry in real life?
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Glare-maxing.
who is she?
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg’s joke: “I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.”
I am 3 months younger than she is. I am doing OK...
She’s single-handedly keeping “clown white” alive.
Looks like an aviators helmet.
Mitch did it better.
But not in the good Doris Day way.
But Trump is blurrier
How hard and crunchy IS that hair!!!😳😳😳😂
AI-generated hologram?
The inspiration.
I want a hair helmet like that. It could double up as a bike helmet.
They are comparing hair products, aren’t they?
If I were married to Newt Gingrich, I suppose I'd be blurry in real life too!
A strong wind and she’ll be airborne like the flying nun….
she must have a cache of 80's ozone depleting hair spray somewhere. nothing modern holds that well
Her facelift skin flaps are starting to cover her ears.
If she is in danger, she is going to have to come up with something other than blinking three times to tell us.
I bet her hair smells like AquaNet. 🤢🤢
3-D gaussian blur
She is a Hummel figure brought to near-life
What in the hair helmet is going on here?
Her hair makes her look like a Lego figure
Her hair is this, but in white
Fisher Price Little People cosplay! Who knew?
Who is it?
Brasil the movie comes to mind. Only this is idiocy in real life.
Just like that woman in Brazil the movie with Robert deniro
Oh God, that's her hair. I thought it was a hat.
I met them both once at a Museum of Natural History sleepover thing (adults camping under the blue whale) and they were both really weird.
Reminds me of the aliens in the movie Independence Day.
Who is she?
I'm not even sure what 'she' is, so I can't tell if she is 'naturally tuned'!
is there an AquaNet revival and no one told me?
Boy that’s a hair don’t
Trump & Gingrich sharing hair product secrets!!
They were comparing hairsprays.
Who is it? Mommy Musk?
I don’t believe in the supernatural, but this woman is absolutely a demon in disguise.
For sure we have space aliens running around.
Straight outta Hunger Games....
When she dies, they'll collect her hair to use as a holy helmet in cult ceremonies.