Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉

@moltarben.bsky.social

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He/Him. Teacher. Anti-fascist. Artist. Broadcast Fan Account. Tankie for Emperor Norton I. “mad God” bloopers

Snitch ass phone telling me not to listen to “Sir Sly” as I would (loud af)
Puffy faced Masc with a beard and dad hat and shorts cheeseing in front of a painted likeness of Emperor Norton I,
Oysters in the half shell. Empty one on my plate bc I ate it (not my thing but it wasn’t terrible)
Golden Gate Bridge, at marker 69
Shot of San Francisco, edge of Chinatown I guess?
See if you can catch the problem Trump claims he prevented Iran from destroying Israel in nuclear attack, contradicting US intelligence Iran suspended nuclear weapons drive in 2003 Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office on Friday, Donald Trump repeated his claim that Israel would not exist today had he lost the 2004 presidential election to Kamala Harris
An older Irish wolfhound/ German Shepard mix, she’s Laid herself down as low as she can because she wants a treat and she’s a good girl
A puffy faced masc sitting in a satanic living room. he (the masc) is having a good time, a green plastic visor covers his face, he’s smiling
Etsy, eBay links to a variety of bishop croziers, prices seem to be averaging about 200 clams
AI bullshit, question is “can anyone carry a crozier” and the highlighted answer is “no, not just anyone can carry a crozier”
Puffy faced masc showing off a shirt by Rory Blank it rocks it’s talking about being a frog
Edited Ben Garrison cartoon where giant dude lifts up the Capitol dome and shouts “GIVE US THE CUM”
Brain Piñata Cake (with bloody maggots)
Francis bacon’s “figure with meat”
Julie Andrews singing a song with a guitar, the joke is she’s not singing whatever bullshit she sang in the movie but instead she’s singing LCD Soundsystem’s “When Someone Great is Gone”, it’s a joke right
So there was thing called “pogs” and one of the Pog companies was “poison” and they riffed on the skull So you stacked “pogs” then you hit them with a “slammer”, flip the pogs win them etc The hand is holding like a pound of brass cylinder with a poison sticker on one end. The hand is puffy and masc
Black Rabbit of Inlé, a construction of wire, paper mache, acrylic paint and yarn. Held in a puffy faced masc’s hand. They look very different from the previous pic! wtf
Puffy faced masc holding a rabbit (Black Rabbit of Inlé) in his right hand. Dirty kitchen BUT the Phone has made up some marmalade substance connecting the bottom of the rabbit to the shirt. What the fuck
It’s Spike from Cowboy bebop, he’s seated, he’s got his hedge of hair, a handgun pointing up in his left hand, and his smile could melt Pluto
A hurricane descending on upper Illinois/ lower Wisconsin
A fleshy, calloused hand, index and middle digits are conspicuous with pigment. Photo taken in front of an easel, apparently it’s a waterfall
Titled “ ‘Paradise Lost’, Book 1, lines 663-666”, oil on stretched black canvas. A figure with their back to us holds forth a burning sword: humanish figures flow up from the lower left and right to greet it, all are reddish orange and all are lost. A seething, melting amphitheater suggests many hundreds of such beings are also raising aloft flaming weapons.
A shirt declaring the wearing the #1 Fan of Tony Knives, “The Knife Creep”. Only his beard is visible, he’s relaxed. Enjoying the shirt
A rabbit-rat thing sits on a throne, it has human arms and the legs are very “emperor” from the tarot. The head seems speared on the crown which comes from the torso. It’s framed and there’s a price tag in the lower right
Lily (half German Shepard half Irish wolfhound) just looking like some sort of Jungian archetype of a “good girl”
Irregular pads of ground beef in a cast iron skillet
Stupid ass questionnaire just looking for my steps, so I took it, sez I should talk to a mental health professional as soon as possible. Motherfucker I’ve been doing that shit for 20 YEARS
A rabbit-rat thing sits on a throne, it has human arms and the legs are very “emperor” from the tarot. The head seems speared on the crown which comes from the torso. I suck at this
Isaac Chotiner interviewing some fuck head FH: Sure. Well, first, nobody can feel comfortable with civilian casualties. IC: No one outside of the Administration, you mean? FH:I don't even think ... I really don't think that Donald Trump doesn't care about civilian casualties. IC: Sir, you're a very, very smart guy. You don't think Donald Trump actually cares about casualties, do you?
A kitchen wall, the island is cluttered. On the wall From left to right, “Attack on the Odeon” (pig war at the movies), “Daisy Dreams” (a delightfully stitched piece with collage and watercolor elements), “Specters (Gold)” (strictly collage, amazing), a print of “Fire has no morals”, “mostly done while subbing”, and “Paradise Lost, Book 1, lines 663-666”.
A wonderfully wrinkled right hand holds Thomas Pychon’s “Against the Day”, a weathered trade paperback copy. The background looks like AI noise bc the puffy faced masc behind the camera has lost control of his life
Lyrics to “Blade” by D’Angello and Francis. A sequence of “woo!”s
I’m literally listening to Bass Drum of Death and goddamn phone tells me I’m playing my music too loud
“Scotland Forever!” By Elizabeth Butler. Apparently she took studies by going to her husband’s training manuvers. Buncha Scots charging on horses, cool as hell if you like this sorta thing
Puffy faced masc taking a mirror selfie of two otterbox cases in front of his face. From left to right the first features a faded vinyl sticker of that fly and mouse from “Spirted Away” cross crossed with flourescent orange duct tape, also faded The second is the same case with the same tape but newer but also the vinyl sticker features a character from “The Other Happy Place” doing a Baphomet
Screen from Pete and Pete that Nickelodeon show? It’s the bus driver looking like a million bucks and the caption reads “i am your captain, Driver Stu Benedict”
A selfie containing a beared puffy faced masc and an adult German shepherd/ Irish wolfhound mix. One eye is clouded due to “lipid buildup” or something but it doesn’t bother her so I’m not fixing it. The dog has a mien of long-suffering patience
Section of the lyrics of Motley Crüe’s “Kickstart My Heart” which goes: Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart, give it a start Whoa, yeah, baby Whoa, yeah Kickstart my heart, hope it never stops Whoa, yeah, baby Skydive naked from an airplane Or a lady with a bod from outer space
My sculpture, “Wilhelm”, on his back. He is basically’what if a wolf but The Thing”. I’m so proud of him
WIP, blue and orange on a black canvas A scarecrow declares war on reality. Some gooey guys below him, flaming swords dot the rest of the arena
Fucking stupid ass phone telling me to turn it down like it’s a 70 year old widow living above me SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! I’m *rocking out*
My fucking narc ass phone saying I’ve “exceeded the recommended limit for audio exposure” while I’m rocking out to Tokyo Tea Room, shut the fuck up phone you’re NOT my boss or my fucking nanny or my goddamn friend, SHUT UP
A “Vault-Tec lab journal”, the game guide to Fallout 2. A fleshly hand holds it awkwardly
A delicious mixed drink at a Korean bbq
Some fuck g dumbass playing with cables, big yellow letters saying “JESUS GETS YOU” The fuck does that mean. What does that even MEAN. Gets me…drunk?
An adult German Shepard/ Irish Wolfhound mix wearing my glasses with a long-suffering expression
Michael Lutz giving you the “cmon know” look with meme-font superimposed, saying IT’S WHAT THEY DO
My phone being a goddamn nanny telling me twice in two hours this message Title: Volume Should Be Turmed Down Message: Based on your headphone usage over the last seven days, you’ve exceeded the recommended limit for audio exposure. You think I was ignorant of that, phone?
Rodney Dangerfield saying something and he’s aggrieved
From the registered U.S. government account, DHS-whatever: At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving, creating unsafe conditions. At one stop, individuals in the crowd threw food at the agents. At their final gas station stop, someone spit on an agent. When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowed tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them. “Crowed” Eat shit fascists hahahahahahahana
A Guardian headline reading “JD Vance and wife Usha Vance announce they’re expecting fourth child” where usually I think “JD and Usha Vance” would suffice but I get it. Gotta underline he’s married to this lady and not the other one
A photo of Rodney Dangerfield looking VERY disrespected
A clay figurine that slightly resembles a Hollow Knight character on a desk
A question from a survey concerning AI integration with Discord. Question: In general, how do you feel about Discord integrating Al features? We'd love to hear your overall thoughts and any concerns you might have. Answer: you might as well just call my mother a whore. That’s how insulting I find AI integration.
The 2026 dictionary thing but my word is goddamn “based”, groyper-ass fucking word, a word of broccoli haired mother fuckers, the Tower tarot of fucking words
An adult German Shepard/ Irish wolfhound mix laying her head next to a tucked tux cat on the top of stairs. There’s a sock nearby, probably brought by the cat
Puffy faced masc taking a mirror selfie, wearing a hoodie colored so it looks like a monk robe.
Disheveled studio, on the easel is a black canvas with some wonderful icy arcs and some angry..faces?
Fridge magnets saying “you deserve the love you keep trying to give everyone else”