Moltz

@moltz.bsky.social

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Inventor the first corn maze made entirely out of creamed corn. Early bedtime. Cries while watching nerd shows. Has eaten more than one bug, not always on purpose.

People playing with large Uno cards.
The sad, tiny ball pit from DashCon back in 2014.
Flying Blind, a ‘90s Fox comedy with Tia Leone.
DuckDuckGo search for “Is next year 2027”. The AI response is “No, next year is 2027.”
Merry and Pippin from the discussion with Aragorn about second breakfast.
Voice over from Spock that says “This troubled planet is a place of the most violent contrasts. Those who receive the rewards are totally separated from those who shoulder the burdens. It is not a wise leadership.”
Jasper, a Moyen poodle is, as you'd expect laying on the grass.
Screen capture of the Star Trek IV transparent aluminum scene.
Nemik and Maarva from Andor with quotes from the show under them.
Basil Fawlty saying "Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it alright."
A dog doing the poles on an agility course.
Mariner on Strange New Worlds saying "I feel like he doesn't listen."
Oreo Marvel "Stuf of Legends" cookie bag featuring a note that says "Introducing Color-Changing Creme!"
Jasper, a Moyen poodle, with his chin on my leg.
Billboard ad for Colt 45 featuring Billy Dee Williams. The tag line is "Works every time."
Tim Cook with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Whitherspoon. Cook's hand can be seen off of Whitherspoon's hip. (Other pictures of Cook with women show he does this as a practice.)
Fed Chairman Powell as Mon Mothma being led away from the Senate by Cassian Andor.
Me with four friends in Roppongi on Christmas night of 1985.
"Big Trouble In Little China" scene in the elevator after they take the feel good potion.
Trump standing blithely in front of Bing Bong disappearing.
Trump standing blithely in front of the death of Boromir.
Jimmy Kimmel speaking about Trump's reaction to Charlie Kirk's assassination followed by a Palpatine lackey in Andor shutting off Mon Mothma's speech.
Me in my Star Trek Lower Decks "Do NOT Obey" t-shirt with some stickers in my hand.
Classic "Let them fight." gif followed by Napoleon Dynamite and his brother slap fighting.
My wife and I in front of Haystack Rock.
Howard Stark, Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis from "Agent Carter".
A tropical shirt with my dog's face all over it. Dog in background.
Deadpool and Wolverine saying "Let's fuckin' go."
Quote from a New York Times piece saying Trump is being cast as a "budding" dictator.
Grant, our white standard poodle.
Jasper up in my biz.
My Bluesky user number of 1,563.
Comment from Trump advisor Chris LaCivita calling Arlington National Cemetery "hollowed grounds".
Tristan Snell at the DNC. He has a passing resemblance to Anson Mount.
Harris Walz fundraising emails in which Harris talks about eating a whole bag of Doritos on election night 2016.
JD Vance as a Ferengi.
A quote from The Verge indicating sources inside Twitter say there was no DDoS attack last night.
Washington Post headline reading “Harris rallies crowds on abortion message, while Trump treads lightly”
JD Vance describes Tim Walz as a "San Francisco-style liberal".
Elon Musk and a bunch of flunkies.
Headline saying "Secretaries of state urge Musk to fix AI chatbot spreading false election info".
A Times headline saying "Trump Uses Timeworn Tactic to Stoke Suspicion About Harris".
Luthen from Andor saying "I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them."
A white and brown Moyen poodle puppy.
Poseidon with the caption "Poseidon has had enough of our shit."