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Get up and create, darling! 🍃 // 80s baby // they/them // 💖💜💙 ✨️ archivist ✨️ writer/poet ✨️ collage artist ✨️ too many hobbies enthusiast ✨️ the "they" in "that's what they said" ✨️

A pop up on the workout app that reads Consistency over Intensity You completed today’s workout - great job. We guide this plan one day at a time so your body can recover and grow stronger. Your next workout will be available tomorrow.
A screencap of Assad Zaman as Armand and Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy in The Vampire Lestat. They’re standing in a park at night, both wearing black, looking at each other.
Two bowls of grapes and peach pieces, one with prosecco in it and one with French soda in it. The respective bottles are behind each bowl.
A screencap of my weather app showing that it is currently 99*F and it feels like it’s 108*F. Whyyyyyyyy? I moved away from Florida on purpose!!
A still of Sam Reid as the Vampire Lestat being a rock star on stage in his black pinstripe pants, shirtless chest, and blond pigtails.
A pop up on my phone from Google with the Deadline headline ‘Only Murders In The Building’ S6 Cast: David Tennant, Nicola Coughlan
A photo of me: a white person wearing a wet blue top with a kitchen towel and big blue ice pack draped over my head.
A photo of three white people standing in front of a rose bush amongst the flowers, all colorful for pride.
A selfie of my face, white skin with a red tint from the rosacea, marks from the sun, and so, so many wrinkles. I look okay for 40s, but definitely do not look like I’m in my 20s.
A floral frame shaped like a white basket with pink roses and blue ribbon winding around it. Inside is a small message inside that reads RONALD REAGAN IS BURNING IN HELL.
Black, red splattered text on a white background with a black paintbrush feather next to it. It says Black Swan: A New Dance Thriller.
A small piece of a tapestry I saw at the museum today. A column holding up a patio roof. The top of the column is the top half of a person, wearing a robe but tits out, fruit crown in their hair. Arms out to hold the roof up. The bottom of the column where the person’s legs would be is two other guys, one in place of each leg. The little guys are nude and armless, but they have very well defined butts.
An orange cat on her back getting her tummy rubbed with both of her front paws in Liz’s hand.
A diagram on how to gird your loins. Six images showing a man in a robe lifting and tying the fabric around his torso for freer movement. Except I’ve changed the title to How to Cod Up Your Loins and placed tiny cods over the cloth in each part of the diagram.
A large brown oval hair clip on floral sheets. It is roughly palmetto bug shaped.
Teams screencap of me, a white person, wearing a black and white dress with a vine and leaf pattern, silver moth earrings, a the look of someone who's just come back from war. What war? I don't know, but there were taxonomies.
A Teams screencap of me sitting at my desk in my office. I'm resting my chin in my hand and wearing a brown and white vertical striped sleeveless dress.
A photo of a digital thermometer sitting on my bedside table stating that it is currently 77.7* in my bedroom.
A photo of a cypress tree on the edge of a pond. Its leaves are green, there’s a flowering bush in front of it, and a dirt path that leads down to the water.
A pop up on Bluesky that says ‘Appeal “Sexually Suggestive” label’. And my response that says ‘This is a picture of my elbow. It is not sexual or suggestive.’
Actress Dakota Johnson (a white woman with dark hair) standing in her white and green kitchen with two bowls of staged limes. She’s saying “I love limes! I love them, they’re great.”
A photo of my pale skinned bent arm as reflected in a mirror. There’s a triangle of sunburn on my elbow, just to the left of my Batwoman tattoo.
Two white, nonbinary people taking a selfie on the patio of a brewery. We’re both smiling with our mouths open. I’m more femme and pointing at Liz. Liz is more masc and doing a double thumbs up.
A triptych of selfie images of me and my spouse, both white nonbinary people wearing floral outfits and standing in front of a large bouquet.
An illustration on wiki how of a person thinking about earrings and a suspenders and tie look. It says How to Kniw If You’re a Soft Butch.
A screencap of an article headline which reads: ‘Torchwood’ is a near perfect sci-fi series
A screencap of Dan and Phil on the Hard Launch podcast, sitting next to each other in clear blow up chairs on a purple set. Dan is on the left, a white twink with dark hair wearing Godzilla boxers and a silicone naked torso with abs. Phil is on the right, a white twink with bleached blond hair wearing a black and white track suit.
A photo of my spouse sitting on a couch in a well-lit room holding Regina (an orange cat) up in the air in a hug. Liz is making an incredible face because it’s the first time Regina has let them do that. Regina is bemused.
A screencap of two Bluesky comments. Mine is a series of hot/sexy emojis. Kerry’s says: Oh hell, just the cover art is sqwicking me out
The inside of a fresh roll, studded with chocolate chips with texture that is too close and not as fluffy as it should be.
A screen cap of an article with a picture of a Jordanian man wearing a blue suit. The text says: Israeli Institutions pour over $400M into U.S. defense-tech fund Veritas Capital. The fund has exceeded expectations in as geopolitical turmoil drives interest in national security investments.
A screencap of my chrome app showing six of the open tabs. All from the Delish website for various vegetarian recipes.
A selfie from above of me (white, blondish hair, pink sweater, red sweat pants) with my hand on the cat (orange) lying next to me.
A screencap from my podcast app that shows the cover of the podcast 60 Songs That Explain The 90s: The 2000s with the episode title beneath it showing that the episode is about the TV On The Radio song WOLF LIKE ME.
A bowl of ramen and roasted broccoli with a soft boiled egg split in half and perched on top.
A plastic plate of buttered toast perched on the sheets near my knee.
A young woman with blond hair holding up a 3D dalek shaped tear and share garlic bread.
A screencap from ThredUp of a pair of Levi’s blue jeans that appear long and thin even though they’re marked size 18.
A picture of my hand holding a book so you see the side view of the pages. A whole bunch of them are dog-eared, making the top part of the book wider than the bottom.
A knit progressive pride had that says FUCK ICE in brown on the red stripe.
A black car with a brown dog with floppy ears sitting in the drivers seat.
A grid of six images. Five of them are abstract pour paintings in pinks, blues, and purples. One of them is a black and white doodle of a dick in a ghost costume.
A photo of a television in a living room. On it is Ncuti Gatwa wearing a pink sleeveless dress and playing the piano.
A selfie of me! A white person wearing a pink, loose knit sweater, a blue ball cap, and glasses.
An orange cat sitting on a comfy blanket purring her little head off.
A picture from the article a bright red crayfish standing in a patch oof dirt with his head held high and his front pincers up in a victorious pose. The text beneath reads: A red swamp crawfish photographed in attack mode.
A photo of a tree trunk that someone has attached facial features to. It has eyes with some intense eyelashes, a large nose, and big smiling lips.
A photograph of the two main characters from Heated Rivalry in bed together, shirtless. Ilya is on the left, a blond-ish white man with a jaw that could cut ice. Shane is on the right with pecs like two delicious pillows. They're smiling softly at each other.
The cover of JRR Tolkein's book The Hobbit. The title is in white text on a green background, and beneath it there is an illustration of Smaug, a thin red dragon, curled up on a giant heap of gold.
The pilgrims did not refer to Plymouth rock in any of their writings; the first known written reference to the rock dates from 1715 when it was described in the town boundary records as "a great rock".
Three Valentine's Hershey's Kisses in red and pink wrappers covered in hearts. One of them is flipped up so you can see Peppermint Patty and Marcie from the Peanuts comics standing together smiling.
A pink keyboard with ombre light to dark pink keys.
A book being held up by a pink keyboard. It has an orange frame with a white box inside. Black text reads Dean Spade Mutual Aid Building Solidarity During This Crisis (And The Nex)
The VHS case for Steven Spielberg presents Young Sherlock Holmes. There is a young man on the cover wearing a deer stalker cap and smoking a pipe. He's holding up a magnifying glass with the movie title in it. Behind him is a chubby young dark haired boy and a small woman. All surrounded by confusingly green lense flares.
Screencap of a Google Alert for an article titled "Starbucks's CEO announced a huge change to win back customers" with a picture of a brown haired white man talking.
An orange cat curled up next to Liz's hip. She's getting her belly scratched and has her legs splayed wide open.
A staged picture stolen from the recipe site of a chocolate peppermint cake sitting on a white plate on a pink tiles counter. The cake has white frosting, a ring of chocolate dripping down over the sides, and crushed peppermints on top.